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Too crap, too wrong Too crap, too wrong Yo Goat, These Nu Metal kids are still hatin’ on us Show them that we can do this ‘Cause we always knew this, haha Yeah, boy! This?! How low can I go? Nu Metal – little as a reviewer knows Once again, back is the inevitable The indefensible The least rational... A fan? Not Limp Bizkit’s number one But they said “review!” and I went numb Can I tell ‘em that I really never had fun? But it’s the order from the MR forum, son... Now they’ve got me in hell, ‘cause my writing, it tells ‘Cause a reviewer (not me!) once said, “Well... Dursts’ is a band who I think you ought to listen to, What his rhymes say to you, Nookie, Boiler, even Faith too.” Fuck that for now, posters on this forum say "Make a miracle, G, wax satirical, Nu Metal’s back, all in, they’re gonna win?" Kick it out, yeah y’all c’mon, here it goes again. Never badder than bad, ‘cept Durst is worse and worst All is crap, but he alone corrupts Gold Cobra Borland’s in an ok role, but they treat him a mope on dope Riffs stolen from Slayer and still there’s no hope! Brain-dead, the rhymes I’m hearing inside That music’s morons are all loving them for They’ll never care for the metalheads and -headesses Now across the world Limp Bizkit's starting a war... We got to retaliate, come on now, they’re not gonna wait 'Til we start a fight Metal blogs and sites I question their kvltness They call themselves kvlt but we’ll see if they’ll link this Get this away from me, a band dead to me Their cover art conforms, I see it as sad, y’know They put girls on a record from side to side But covered-up, bikinis, a glimpse of a backside Rebels? Mind control! Rap is the father of their “rock and roll” This music's for who? And why? You call this a band, man? Makin’ metal music, they abuse it, but they can’t do it... Ya know, we should review more demos... I’m ashamed of me and you But Limp Bizkit’s fans aren't afraid of you, so tell them true About the riffs in Thrash, Black – Grind, Power Metal too. But Bizkit tried to add a DJ to their band Rely on their beats to get you out your seat... And if you think this is fun to hear, well Durst just detracts, still he annoys to hell Yet forever and forever, universal ...Cobra will sell! Time for me to exit, writing, this wrecks it From coast to coast, listeners to this are just comatose And this band, their music's sick, like vomit on toast Underground metal? It will last. Why you ask? What Bizkit calls guitars, they’ll never get accepted as They got to improve their riffs, I can’t discriminate Don’t need to wait for advice, get your songwriting straight Too glossy, a defect, do us a favour, find a saviour Durst can sign checks, but play it less staid Else they’ve got to stop right now before hatred renews Their music’s existence is dissing me and dissing you Yeah, I’m telling you... (With sincere apologies to Public Enemy...) |
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