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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:30 pm 
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Stefan wrote:
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50 cent is a great rapper! You should show him some respect for survibing what he went through. I think you people are just jealous of his lifestile.


you, my boy, are going to get into big troubles on this forum if you keep saying stupid things like that...

if you really want to defend a hip-hoper, go with Public Enemy, Cypress Hill or Afrika Bambaata... that's the real thing ! 50cent is just another MTV cunt


Public Enemy are boring. I think the better rap is when it's mixed with metal, like Limp Bizkit, or this great new band I heard called Clawfinger!


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50 cent is a great rapper! You should show him some respect for survibing what he went through. I think you people are just jealous of his lifestile.




BAN THE MOTHERFUCKER


dood you're just jealous of a submental dude who got shot ninety times and was too stupid to die dood


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:32 pm 
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Stefan wrote:
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50 cent is a great rapper! You should show him some respect for survibing what he went through. I think you people are just jealous of his lifestile.


you, my boy, are going to get into big troubles on this forum if you keep saying stupid things like that...

if you really want to defend a hip-hoper, go with Public Enemy, Cypress Hill or Afrika Bambaata... that's the real thing ! 50cent is just another MTV cunt


Public Enemy are boring. I think the better rap is when it's mixed with metal, like Limp Bizkit, or this great new band I heard called Clawfinger!


I was about to defend you with what Dogan said but not anymore !

BAN THE MOTHERFUCKER INDEED !


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Hey, we should be helping the kid away from his life of shitty music, not ripping his guts out before he has a chance to get into metal! Don't ban him, help him!


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:oops: Sorry, to all! Didn't mean to be a nuisance!!


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Kathaarian wrote:
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Rumor is they've gotten a rapper as a replacement.


Is it you?


No, 50 cent.


I would really love to see 50 cent dead! :lol:


Well, that's a bit cruel, I ...

Wait, I would, too. Only in an embarassing way so he doesn't get turned into the next Tupac.



I heard 50 cent was shot 576 times but he's so muscular it didn't go through.

You're thinking of Chuck Norris.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:59 pm 
Radagast wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Dago wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Rumor is they've gotten a rapper as a replacement.


Is it you?


No, 50 cent.


I would really love to see 50 cent dead! :lol:


Well, that's a bit cruel, I ...

Wait, I would, too. Only in an embarassing way so he doesn't get turned into the next Tupac.



I heard 50 cent was shot 576 times but he's so muscular it didn't go through.

You're thinking of Chuck Norris.


chuck norris is gay

bow donw to the real thing :
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And Stevie boy there isn't gay?


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Chuck: Man-beard
Steve: Fruity ponytail


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:02 pm 
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And Stevie boy there isn't gay?


he'll kick your ass into another dimension if you ask him...

Seagal ist krieg

Radagast wrote:
Chuck: Man-beard
Steve: Fruity ponytail


huh ? :?


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Segal and Norris have between them devised the most cruel, painful ways to end the lives of other men. Segal in particular knows plenty about squashing eyes and snapping spines.

But then, Chuck killed Godzilla. Twice.


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Stefan wrote:
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And Stevie boy there isn't gay?


he'll kick your ass into another dimension if you ask him...

Seagal ist krieg

Radagast wrote:
Chuck: Man-beard
Steve: Fruity ponytail


huh ? :?


Don't you mean Seagal ist fat? Only decent films he did were the Under Siege ones.


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Steven Seagal
born: 10-04-1951
birth place: Lansing, MI

He's an action superstar surrounded by controversy and crime. He skyrocketed to fame in 1988 with an action-packed debut in ‘Above the Law’, but long before then, he was known to martial arts insiders as the first Caucasian to open his own aikido dojo in Japan. Is he really, as he claims, a reincarnated lama in the Tibetan Buddhist faith?

Steven travelled to Japan at the age of 17, where he taught English and perfected his martial arts skills. Besides choreographing fight scenes in Action films, he remains secretive about his past. Rumours have named him as a bounty hunter and part-time CIA agent. His large donations to various religious charities have also been questioned over the years.

Following his 15 years in Asia, Steven returned to the US where he got work as a celebrity bodyguard, later marrying one of his clients - Kelly LeBrock. However, he was cast into the limelight himself in ‘Above the Law’. Proving an instant hit, his next film ‘Hard to Kill’ secured his status as a hard-hitting action hero. ‘Under Siege’ was to become his most popular movie in 1992.

In 1999, Steven turned his hand to producing with ‘Prince of Central Park’ – a film about a young boy living in the park. In 1997, he announced that he had been proclaimed a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist lama, by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche. Besides acting, he remains a student of Buddhism who spends many hours meditating, studying, and practicing to become a healer.


Seagal ist krieg (but a terrible actor)


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Stefan wrote:
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Steven Seagal
born: 10-04-1951
birth place: Lansing, MI

He's an action superstar surrounded by controversy and crime. He skyrocketed to fame in 1988 with an action-packed debut in ‘Above the Law’, but long before then, he was known to martial arts insiders as the first Caucasian to open his own aikido dojo in Japan. Is he really, as he claims, a reincarnated lama in the Tibetan Buddhist faith?

Steven travelled to Japan at the age of 17, where he taught English and perfected his martial arts skills. Besides choreographing fight scenes in Action films, he remains secretive about his past. Rumours have named him as a bounty hunter and part-time CIA agent. His large donations to various religious charities have also been questioned over the years.

Following his 15 years in Asia, Steven returned to the US where he got work as a celebrity bodyguard, later marrying one of his clients - Kelly LeBrock. However, he was cast into the limelight himself in ‘Above the Law’. Proving an instant hit, his next film ‘Hard to Kill’ secured his status as a hard-hitting action hero. ‘Under Siege’ was to become his most popular movie in 1992.

In 1999, Steven turned his hand to producing with ‘Prince of Central Park’ – a film about a young boy living in the park. In 1997, he announced that he had been proclaimed a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist lama, by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche. Besides acting, he remains a student of Buddhism who spends many hours meditating, studying, and practicing to become a healer.


Seagal ist krieg (but a terrible actor)


Don't give me that buddhist bullshit. He's no more a reincarted saint than I am. And he started those 'ex-CIA' rumours himself, I'll bet.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:10 pm 
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Stefan wrote:
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Steven Seagal
born: 10-04-1951
birth place: Lansing, MI

He's an action superstar surrounded by controversy and crime. He skyrocketed to fame in 1988 with an action-packed debut in ‘Above the Law’, but long before then, he was known to martial arts insiders as the first Caucasian to open his own aikido dojo in Japan. Is he really, as he claims, a reincarnated lama in the Tibetan Buddhist faith?

Steven travelled to Japan at the age of 17, where he taught English and perfected his martial arts skills. Besides choreographing fight scenes in Action films, he remains secretive about his past. Rumours have named him as a bounty hunter and part-time CIA agent. His large donations to various religious charities have also been questioned over the years.

Following his 15 years in Asia, Steven returned to the US where he got work as a celebrity bodyguard, later marrying one of his clients - Kelly LeBrock. However, he was cast into the limelight himself in ‘Above the Law’. Proving an instant hit, his next film ‘Hard to Kill’ secured his status as a hard-hitting action hero. ‘Under Siege’ was to become his most popular movie in 1992.

In 1999, Steven turned his hand to producing with ‘Prince of Central Park’ – a film about a young boy living in the park. In 1997, he announced that he had been proclaimed a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist lama, by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche. Besides acting, he remains a student of Buddhism who spends many hours meditating, studying, and practicing to become a healer.


Seagal ist krieg (but a terrible actor)


Don't give me that buddhist bullshit. He's no more a reincarted saint than I am. And he started those 'ex-CIA' rumours himself, I'll bet.


you don't have to believe it but the Dalai Lama himself recognized him as a reincarnation of a great lama...


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Stefan wrote:
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Stefan wrote:
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Steven Seagal
born: 10-04-1951
birth place: Lansing, MI

He's an action superstar surrounded by controversy and crime. He skyrocketed to fame in 1988 with an action-packed debut in ‘Above the Law’, but long before then, he was known to martial arts insiders as the first Caucasian to open his own aikido dojo in Japan. Is he really, as he claims, a reincarnated lama in the Tibetan Buddhist faith?

Steven travelled to Japan at the age of 17, where he taught English and perfected his martial arts skills. Besides choreographing fight scenes in Action films, he remains secretive about his past. Rumours have named him as a bounty hunter and part-time CIA agent. His large donations to various religious charities have also been questioned over the years.

Following his 15 years in Asia, Steven returned to the US where he got work as a celebrity bodyguard, later marrying one of his clients - Kelly LeBrock. However, he was cast into the limelight himself in ‘Above the Law’. Proving an instant hit, his next film ‘Hard to Kill’ secured his status as a hard-hitting action hero. ‘Under Siege’ was to become his most popular movie in 1992.

In 1999, Steven turned his hand to producing with ‘Prince of Central Park’ – a film about a young boy living in the park. In 1997, he announced that he had been proclaimed a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist lama, by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche. Besides acting, he remains a student of Buddhism who spends many hours meditating, studying, and practicing to become a healer.


Seagal ist krieg (but a terrible actor)


Don't give me that buddhist bullshit. He's no more a reincarted saint than I am. And he started those 'ex-CIA' rumours himself, I'll bet.


you don't have to believe it but the Dalai Lama himself recognized him as a reincarnation of a great lama...


That fills me with enormous confidence. Hey, maybe he's wrong...?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:16 pm 
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
Zad wrote:
Stefan wrote:
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Steven Seagal
born: 10-04-1951
birth place: Lansing, MI

He's an action superstar surrounded by controversy and crime. He skyrocketed to fame in 1988 with an action-packed debut in ‘Above the Law’, but long before then, he was known to martial arts insiders as the first Caucasian to open his own aikido dojo in Japan. Is he really, as he claims, a reincarnated lama in the Tibetan Buddhist faith?

Steven travelled to Japan at the age of 17, where he taught English and perfected his martial arts skills. Besides choreographing fight scenes in Action films, he remains secretive about his past. Rumours have named him as a bounty hunter and part-time CIA agent. His large donations to various religious charities have also been questioned over the years.

Following his 15 years in Asia, Steven returned to the US where he got work as a celebrity bodyguard, later marrying one of his clients - Kelly LeBrock. However, he was cast into the limelight himself in ‘Above the Law’. Proving an instant hit, his next film ‘Hard to Kill’ secured his status as a hard-hitting action hero. ‘Under Siege’ was to become his most popular movie in 1992.

In 1999, Steven turned his hand to producing with ‘Prince of Central Park’ – a film about a young boy living in the park. In 1997, he announced that he had been proclaimed a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist lama, by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche. Besides acting, he remains a student of Buddhism who spends many hours meditating, studying, and practicing to become a healer.


Seagal ist krieg (but a terrible actor)


Don't give me that buddhist bullshit. He's no more a reincarted saint than I am. And he started those 'ex-CIA' rumours himself, I'll bet.


you don't have to believe it but the Dalai Lama himself recognized him as a reincarnation of a great lama...


That fills me with enormous confidence. Hey, maybe he's wrong...?


:cry:
he can't be ! he's the Dalai fucking Lama you morron ! :evil:


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he can't be ! he's the Dalai fucking Lama you morron ! :evil:


This is the exiled kid, yeah? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


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Wow. HAHAHA!! I was going to read all the responses to the Finntroll split, but instead I come to this. :lol:














btw, Chuck Norris>wussy boy Seagal


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:39 pm 
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50 cent is a great rapper! You should show him some respect for survibing what he went through. I think you people are just jealous of his lifestile.

His lifestile determines his deathstile.


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