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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:24 am 
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I like "a giant spoon leaned against a wall". Great music I tell you. Grindcore.


try just SPOON sucka ! :P


Nice band BTW. The Beast and Dragon Adored is a great song.


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But spoon isn't metal. :cry: This is metal reviews damn you. wink



Btw is that Destinys Child over there in the back ? :D


Poor Kathaarian. I've made you a new one that should suit your tastes better:

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There is 13 bands to be found here. Enjoy


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***Spoilers for Kaatharian :wink: ***

Isengard
Old Man's Child
Cradle of Filth?

This one is less of a pain on the eyes. :)


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that's awesome.

the deathspell omega is particularly cute. and is the disney castle "dark fortress" or am I just too cynical?


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HAhaha this is nice. That's a Darkthrone on the right. I can't figure out the other ones.


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Forest of Wolves?

How could that not be a BM band? :lol:


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Emperor wasn't mentioned I think.

EDIT: Oh, and you can make two more bands from Radagast's Forest of Wolves (which doesn't exist, I suppose): Forest and Ulver.


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Desolate wrote:
Emperor wasn't mentioned I think.

EDIT: Oh, and you can make two more bands from Radagast's Forest of Wolves (which doesn't exist, I suppose): Forest and Ulver.

Pah, you're just not kvlt enough to have heard of them. In fact, after he (one man band, natch) released his first uber-grym demos, he went out to his necro garage and built a christraping time machine (out of 666 tool boxes) and went back in time to stop the band having ever existed. But the tape was so krieg it implanted itself into the deepest memory of anyone who had ever touched it, so only me and like 3 other guys know about Forest of Wolves.


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lizardtail wrote:
... and is the disney castle "dark fortress" or am I just too cynical?


That's right... Later I came to think of that after a translation to icelandic it is also Dimmu Borgir..

Kathaarian wrote:
That's a Darkthrone on the right


Yeah.. That one might be a little 'thin' but as there is no band (that I know of) named black armchair I thought it would work..


Radagast wrote:
Forest of Wolves?

How could that not be a BM band?


:lol: I don't think so.. What I had in mind was what Desolate wrote. But if there is actually a band with that name I included it unintentionally..

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Emperor wasn't mentioned I think.

The guy in the black/white image is Wilhelm II, the last german emperor... I admit that it might be a little far-fetched..


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Radagast wrote:
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Emperor wasn't mentioned I think.

EDIT: Oh, and you can make two more bands from Radagast's Forest of Wolves (which doesn't exist, I suppose): Forest and Ulver.

Pah, you're just not kvlt enough to have heard of them. In fact, after he (one man band, natch) released his first uber-grym demos, he went out to his necro garage and built a christraping time machine (out of 666 tool boxes) and went back in time to stop the band having ever existed. But the tape was so krieg it implanted itself into the deepest memory of anyone who had ever touched it, so only me and like 3 other guys know about Forest of Wolves.


Still I wouldn't be surprised if such a band existed.

The gorilla is certainly Behemoth and the funeral ceremony must be Dark Funeral.

EDIT: I can't thing who this Baty-khan is and even if I could that makes only 12 bands. So №13 must be Darkspace 8)


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The one with the casket might be Dark Funeral or Old Funeral.


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Exactly.. Black funeral also goes here.. I'm finding new bands in my own picture :?

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The gorilla is certainly Behemoth ...

Yep

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EDIT: I can't thing who this Baty-khan is and even if I could that makes only 12 bands. So №13 must be Darkspace 8)


Good one.. :lol: Another unintentional one..


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i thought the background might be Burzum, ie, tolkeinish for darkness.

such a simple picture and yet so fiendishly cryptic..


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Vlad Tepes


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Old hat.


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DTN wrote:
Old hat.


Shut up.


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lizardtail wrote:
i thought the background might be Burzum, ie, tolkeinish for darkness


Give the man a cigar... That's what it is. That might be a little too 'abstract'.. I don't know

Actually I wish that I had thought of Darkspace. That would be a little more appropriate..

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Vlad Tepes

That's it... I don't think there is any more bands to be found here.. But I could be wrong :)

DTN wrote:
Old hat.

:? Never heard of them :wink:


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The old man on the left corner looks like he's from Kyrgyzstan so by a very loose contact I'll say Darkestrah.


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I'm calling that one Old Man's Child.


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Radagast wrote:
I'm calling that one Old Man's Child.


That's the actual answer.


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