I did something silly today...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:38 pm

Whilst in Virgin looking for some death metal, I came across a cd by Necrophagia which claimed to be rarities etc., therefore I thought fuck yes! and bought it right away... It wasn't the Necrophagia I thought it was-the cd is called Cannibal Holocaust and Phil Anselmo plays guitar on it... To my shame I am enjoying it aswell...

Dago · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:02 pm

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:36 pm

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Yes...In my excitement I didn't take a good look-this artwork is awesome!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005 ... c&v=glance

That's the best view I can find of the artwork. After a few listens I've realised this cd is only good for the title track, so I'm gonna take it back. Anyone got any good excuses for changing cds?

NewFriendAncientEnemy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:03 pm

Take the CD out, it's a new drink coaster now. Go back to Virgin with the shrinkwrap and the empty case, and say that's how it was when you opened it. That happened to me TWICE in real life when I used to buy at Tower, so Virgin should be just as willing to make up for it.

Even though it's a lie.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:03 pm

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

BTW, Dago, this may appeal to you actually, it's very dirty gore/death metal with cool vocals, simple but dirty riffs and good subject matter (horror movies) Download the song Cannibal Holocaust (which is the only song I really like, hehe)

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:04 pm

NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:

Take the CD out, it's a new drink coaster now. Go back to Virgin with the shrinkwrap and the empty case, and say that's how it was when you opened it. That happened to me TWICE in real life when I used to buy at Tower, so Virgin should be just as willing to make up for it.

Even though it's a lie.

It never had shrink wrap, they saw the cd.

NewFriendAncientEnemy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:05 pm

Yer fucked.

Enjoy your new CD.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:05 pm

NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:

Yer fucked.

Enjoy your new CD.

Hahaha. Shit.

Dago · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:31 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

BTW, Dago, this may appeal to you actually, it's very dirty gore/death metal with cool vocals, simple but dirty riffs and good subject matter (horror movies) Download the song Cannibal Holocaust (which is the only song I really like, hehe)

AhAh ok!

Doctor of Metal · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:25 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Yes...In my excitement I didn't take a good look-this artwork is awesome!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005 ... c&v=glance

That's the best view I can find of the artwork. After a few listens I've realised this cd is only good for the title track, so I'm gonna take it back. Anyone got any good excuses for changing cds?

Here's a review of your new CD:
http://www.metal-observer.com/articles. ... d=1&id=323

Sell it on Ebay

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:47 pm

Doctor of Metal wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Yes...In my excitement I didn't take a good look-this artwork is awesome!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005 ... c&v=glance

That's the best view I can find of the artwork. After a few listens I've realised this cd is only good for the title track, so I'm gonna take it back. Anyone got any good excuses for changing cds?

Here's a review of your new CD:
http://www.metal-observer.com/articles. ... d=1&id=323

Sell it on Ebay

I will. That review is a fucking crock of shit, I'll post an accurate review soon. That artwork still owns though.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:14 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Doctor of Metal wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Yes...In my excitement I didn't take a good look-this artwork is awesome!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005 ... c&v=glance

That's the best view I can find of the artwork. After a few listens I've realised this cd is only good for the title track, so I'm gonna take it back. Anyone got any good excuses for changing cds?

Here's a review of your new CD:
http://www.metal-observer.com/articles. ... d=1&id=323

Sell it on Ebay

I will. That review is a fucking crock of shit, I'll post an accurate review soon. That artwork still owns though.

Why am I not surprised that the Observer gave this a positive review?

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Eternal Idol wrote:

Why am I not surprised that the Observer gave this a positive review?

Because if I took a shit into a disc player, compressed it into CD shape, and sent it to them I'd get a 7/10?

They give everything high scores.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:18 pm

Eternal Idol wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Doctor of Metal wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Dago wrote:

HeHe, maybe you thought it was Necrophagist?

Yes...In my excitement I didn't take a good look-this artwork is awesome!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005 ... c&v=glance

That's the best view I can find of the artwork. After a few listens I've realised this cd is only good for the title track, so I'm gonna take it back. Anyone got any good excuses for changing cds?

Here's a review of your new CD:
http://www.metal-observer.com/articles. ... d=1&id=323

Sell it on Ebay

I will. That review is a fucking crock of shit, I'll post an accurate review soon. That artwork still owns though.

Why am I not surprised that the Observer gave this a positive review?

Track 1-Nice keyboard intro, fun song, needs a solo. The riffing is too simple, power chord abuse. Vocals are boring. Overall it is quite fun.

Track 2-Not memorable in any way. Same detracting factors as before.

Track 3-Cool intro taken from the Evil Dead "what's wrong with her eyes?" etc. pretty crappy, no, crappy.

Track 4-fucking shite keyboard trtack.

Track 5-a minute of slow power chords, then indecipherible shite with gargling vocals.

The video included is also abysmal, recorded in what appears to be a living room interspersed with clips of Cnnibal Holocaust.

Overall-30/100 The first track is fun, the cover art rules...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:19 pm

THAT is an accurate review.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:20 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

Why am I not surprised that the Observer gave this a positive review?

Because if I took a shit into a disc player, compressed it into CD shape, and sent it to them I'd get a 7/10?

They give everything high scores.

Yep, that about sums it up.

Quote:

This is pure fucking Metal, with a great feeling, and that's just what we want! Ok, now I have to go, my plate of fresh brain is getting cold…

Yikes.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:21 pm

Eternal Idol wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

Why am I not surprised that the Observer gave this a positive review?

Because if I took a shit into a disc player, compressed it into CD shape, and sent it to them I'd get a 7/10?

They give everything high scores.

Yep, that about sums it up.

Quote:

This is pure fucking Metal, with a great feeling, and that's just what we want! Ok, now I have to go, my plate of fresh brain is getting cold…

Yikes.

I need to send them my review, with a big steaming pile of bullshit just to show them that they talk crap, and I know the truth.

Desolate · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:31 pm

I read somewhere a review of their debut and the reviewer stated that it's nice thrash with some old-school death elements.

And I found out that they made a split with Sigh... I'm curious why Sigh did it.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Desolate wrote:

I read somewhere a review of their debut and the reviewer stated that it's nice thrash with some old-school death elements.

And I found out that they made a split with Sigh... I'm curious why Sigh did it.

Money? Stocks? Fast cars? Loose women?

The world may never know.

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