Dead Machine wrote:
If I could stab Mikeal Akerfeldt in the face repeatedly for polluting -yes, polluting- the world with his total fucking nonsense condensed into songlike form (hey look! Long songs! Long songs! They must be PROGRESSIVE!), then I would do it, but first stab a man with AIDs.
Opeth couldn't write a song if they were being threatened with castration by a six-foot-eight-inches tall man nicknamed 'the Wallraper' and his two six-inch knives, 'Slasher' and 'Ass-skewer.'
Their ten-minute songs are merely ten different one-minute songs pasted together in the order of 'loud, soft, loud, soft.'
System of a Down should be systematically beaten to death with a crowbar excepting the drummer, who is decent and not an overbearing moron like Daron Malakian, who sounds like a Japanese schoolgirl getting tentacle-raped when he tries to sing. Serj sounds like that stupid cartoon villian on Saturday Morning Shows on the WB Kids Channel.
Hypnotize is a final nail in their coffin, featuring the same fucking vocal harmonies as every other goddamn song they've written, the most bare and inimitatibly BORING production that I've ever had the misfortune of subjecting myself to, and the worst songwriting they've ever had.
I wish they would all die.
Careful, you'll offend someone and lose your reviewer status.
it's the mark of great bands that they divide audiences. As many people hate Darkthrone as love them, the same with Opeth and SOAD. A split album would be amazing, can you imagine Michael, Serj and Daron singing together on a Deep Purple cover? 'Twould be awesome indeed.
And for someone that likes grindcore so much, short songs you should like.
