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Tlaloc
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"What is your favourite colour?"

"Blue... No, wait"


Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

1. "If you come near me I will rip off your balls and shove them up your ass, so that next time you shit you will shit all over your balls!"

2. "I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? Well you're not, you could be drinking whole."

3. "Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning."
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:05 am 
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
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"What is your favourite colour?"

"Blue... No, wait"


Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

1. "If you come near me I will rip off your balls and shove them up your ass, so that next time you shit you will shit all over your balls!"

2. "I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? Well you're not, you could be drinking whole."

3. "Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning."


Full Metal Jacket ? :roll:
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Tlaloc
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Full Metal Jacket ?


Nope, they're 3 different quotes from 3 different movies (all comedies).
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Ness
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2. Napoleon Dynamite
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:07 pm 
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
3. "Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning."


I got one ! :D

THE MEANING OF LIFE ! :D

mine now :
Now thats it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls.
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Goat
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T.I.E. wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
3. "Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning."


I got one ! :D

THE MEANING OF LIFE ! :D

mine now :
Now thats it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls.


Breakfast Club!

My turn:
"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
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Radagast
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...Boogie Nights...?
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Goat
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Radagast wrote:
...Boogie Nights...?


No. Imagine it being shouted, esp. the last bit...
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Sifl
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
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"What is your favourite colour?"

"Blue... No, wait"


Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

1. "If you come near me I will rip off your balls and shove them up your ass, so that next time you shit you will shit all over your balls!"

2. "I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? Well you're not, you could be drinking whole."

3. "Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning."


1.Team America

2.Already Answered

3.Hmm?

I got one
"I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, Im outta here!"
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Azrael
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"i don't want him to come out of the bathroom holding nothing but his dick"

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Ness
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Sifl wrote:

I got one
"I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, Im outta here!"



Baseketball
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:37 am 
huw about this? :

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... hence the expression; as greedy as a pig!


a funny movie btw...
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Legacy Of The Night
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This'll stump everyone.

"I... am your father!"
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Radagast
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Astaroth wrote:
huw about this? :

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... hence the expression; as greedy as a pig!


a funny movie btw...

Snatch?
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Tlaloc
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Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, and Meaning of Life. Correct!
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Azrael
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OMG.. .*SCRATCHES HEAD*.... STAR WARS?

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Azrael
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no one answered yet:

"i don't want him coming out of the bathroom with only his dick in his hand..."

(or something).

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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:39 pm 
Radagast wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
huw about this? :

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... hence the expression; as greedy as a pig!


a funny movie btw...

Snatch?


yup :cry: .. ugliest villain ever :D .. but he's funny...
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:42 pm 
Astaroth wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
huw about this? :

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... hence the expression; as greedy as a pig!


a funny movie btw...

Snatch?


yup :cry: .. ugliest villain ever :D .. but he's funny...


funny sexy ? :wink:
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Goat
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Azrael wrote:
no one answered yet:

"i don't want him coming out of the bathroom with only his dick in his hand..."

(or something).


Godfather. I've got an unanswered one up there somewhere....
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