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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:00 pm 
They call me Kenny 2 Fresh, yo.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:21 pm 
You like my rhyme?

Harrow Boyz in da house, chillin' like antarctica
What's that smell? Yo, I farted. HA!
I be the crazy ass nigga with da dope ass rhymes
You love readin' my shit like I'm the New York Times
I banged yo' mama in the ass, but she didn't fuss
'Til I dropped her in da ghetto like it was Bang Bus!
Your dad was all pissed so I kicked him in the throat
Got him in a choke hold 'til he started to bloat
Your sister freaked out, started screaming like a bitch
So I stuck my dick in her eye and she started to twitch
I wiped her brains off on your pillowcases, yo'
Set the house on fire, then I stepped out the do'

Word.
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lizardtail
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:28 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
You like my rhyme?

Harrow Boyz in da house, chillin' like antarctica
What's that smell? Yo, I farted. HA!
I be the crazy ass nigga with da dope ass rhymes
You love readin' my shit like I'm the New York Times
I banged yo' mama in the ass, but she didn't fuss
'Til I dropped her in da ghetto like it was Bang Bus!
Your dad was all pissed so I kicked him in the throat
Got him in a choke hold 'til he started to bloat
Your sister freaked out, started screaming like a bitch
So I stuck my dick in her eye and she started to twitch
I wiped her brains off on your pillowcases, yo'
Set the house on fire, then I stepped out the do'

Word.


you simultaneously suck and are better than anything in the charts
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:35 pm 
lizardtail wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
You like my rhyme?

Harrow Boyz in da house, chillin' like antarctica
What's that smell? Yo, I farted. HA!
I be the crazy ass nigga with da dope ass rhymes
You love readin' my shit like I'm the New York Times
I banged yo' mama in the ass, but she didn't fuss
'Til I dropped her in da ghetto like it was Bang Bus!
Your dad was all pissed so I kicked him in the throat
Got him in a choke hold 'til he started to bloat
Your sister freaked out, started screaming like a bitch
So I stuck my dick in her eye and she started to twitch
I wiped her brains off on your pillowcases, yo'
Set the house on fire, then I stepped out the do'

Word.

you simultaneously suck and are better than anything in the charts

If I really wanted to go wigger, I could make money as a rapper. Dead serious.
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Tlaloc
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Yo yo yo lissen up!
Uh
Yeeah
Uh
Yeeah
I fucked yo mamma in da ear y'all
She dun like mah rhymes so ma dick's all she hear, fool
I banged her hard and she hear me blow
Shot her brains out hard on me jet o' goo

Respect this nigga y'all muthafukkers
Cuz dis nigga got game, know what I'm sayin'
I'm so fly I don't know what dat means
Just like mah boys and me we make words and shit up, bleens

I tell da truth cuz I ain't no hayta
I'm borderline retard and a sandwich I can't makah
Cuz mah mamma wuz a weed whore and ma daddy smoked crack
Speakin' shit is mah only skill and even that is whack

Foh sum reason dis shit sells heaps
Cuz da kidz know dat music can be made by creeps
Who got no talent or brains or manners
Or refinement or charm or common sense
Or articulation or respect or conscience
Or class or passion or responsibility
Or education or social awareness or maturity
Or esteem or modesty or the ability to play a fucking instrument
And still get rich and famous, y'all

Respect
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Legacy Of The Night
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ness
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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deathkvlt
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I seriously love this man...

Would you marry me Wanky?
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:21 am 
So...why has Zad abandonded this thread? I bet he knows this guy. In fact, I bet he is this guy.
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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
So...why has Zad abandonded this thread? I bet he knows this guy. In fact, I bet he is this guy.


Who says he has?

Yeah, you got me there.
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lord Metal
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA this guy is the biggest joke.....
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Im loveing the hair..and the bunny.
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Radagast
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I wish people actually posted in the forum so all Team MR's efforts would be getting somewhere.

Any more e-mails Zad? :)
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Goat
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Radagast wrote:
I wish people actually posted in the forum so all Team MR's efforts would be getting somewhere.

Any more e-mails Zad? :)


Suprisingly, no. I'd have thought he's have got annoyed. Obviously he's busy with his huge modelling and "gangsta"-ing careers...
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