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Eyesore
 Post subject: Who Said White Chicks Couldn't Dance?!?!
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http://dev-null.com/whitegirl.wmv
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Carnifex Umbris
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i'd say she's almost as good as me.

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I'm ashamed for my species.


you should be..damn what a stupid cunt :?
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but she tried so hard =(
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Who cares I'd still fuck her :D
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I wouldn't. Her taste in music is awful.

That, and she's probably diseased.
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Eyesore
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Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.
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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.


Speaking of flexible....
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Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.


Speaking of flexible....


you are so sick.. :evil:
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Goat
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Fingon wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.


Speaking of flexible....


you are so sick.. :evil:


Whaaat?! I thought it was quite sexy.
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I can't watch that kind of shit. It makes my body hurt.


Edit - The flexibility one. The chick falling is funny.
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Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.



You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :|
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Goat
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Kathaarian wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.



You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :|


It doesn't yell at him for getting in late, it doesn't complain when he asks it to turn over. It never has a headache, never looks at another man, and doesn't mind if he is unfaithful. It won't steal his credit cards and go on shopping sprees, it doesn't want money spent on it. It looks good all the time, and is ready to go out before he's put his coat on. It doesn't need feeding. It won't complain if he watches porn, won't complain about his musical tastes, won't complain if he swears at it. It doesn't get pregant. It doesn't want commitment. It doesn't want him to meet its parents. It doesn't mind getting beaten or kicked. It doesn't mind being ignored.

The perfect partner!
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Kathaarian
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Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Who cares I'd still fuck her :D

My bedroom door has more flexibility than that chick.



You seem to have a weird sexual attraction to your door. :|


It doesn't yell at him for getting in late, it doesn't complain when he asks it to turn over. It never has a headache, never looks at another man, and doesn't mind if he is unfaithful. It won't steal his credit cards and go on shopping sprees, it doesn't want money spent on it. It looks good all the time, and is ready to go out before he's put his coat on. It doesn't need feeding. It won't complain if he watches porn, won't complain about his musical tastes, won't complain if he swears at it. It doesn't get pregant. It doesn't want commitment. It doesn't want him to meet its parents. It doesn't mind getting beaten or kicked. It doesn't mind being ignored.

The perfect partner!



Some very evil girl must have broken your heart very badly.
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Goat
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Some very evil girl must have broken your heart very badly.


Heh. Sounds like it, no? Just a list of things doors'll let you get away with that (most) women won't.
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