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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:31 pm 
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
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By the way, who's that in your avatar?


Rasputin, but I like to call him "The man who refused to die".

Seriously.


Yeah, I thought it was Rasputin, but wasn't sure... Didn't wanna be all, "ROFLMAO xool rasputin ava u luzar rolf rofl."

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And Rasputin WAS a baddass, I'm surprised he didn't cut his way out from under the ice with his penis. He could've. I mean, yeah... it was cold, but considering him, and how much of a baddass he was he could've turned the whole thing into a sexual fantasy...


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noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


You having a good edumacation.


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noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.


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We need more threads like this one.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:18 am 
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.

They are people from Massachusetts. I am one of them, so I know.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:34 am 
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Eyesore wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.

They are people from Massachusetts. I am one of them, so I know.

You're thinking of Massholes. For the love of Christ, turning on your hazard lights does not make illegal parking legal.

[/New England joke]


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:50 am 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.

They are people from Massachusetts. I am one of them, so I know.

You're thinking of Massholes. For the love of Christ, turning on your hazard lights does not make illegal parking legal.

[/New England joke]

Hahaha. Let me tell you, in Boston, that fucking kills me! I have a pretty big truck, you get some moron that does that and I block up the whole road. Hahaha.

Do people stop for yellow lights and the first two seconds of a red light in other states? Because they don't here.


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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.

They are people from Massachusetts. I am one of them, so I know.

You're thinking of Massholes. For the love of Christ, turning on your hazard lights does not make illegal parking legal.

[/New England joke]

Hahaha. Let me tell you, in Boston, that fucking kills me! I have a pretty big truck, you get some moron that does that and I block up the whole road. Hahaha.

Do people stop for yellow lights and the first two seconds of a red light in other states? Because they don't here.

Some places. Illinois and northern Virginia they do, most of Arizona (especially Phoenix) they don't.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
I should be reviewer.

I can letter into words real good.

And make statements like "Black metal is for auditory massochists"


Massochists? What are they? People who find sexual pleasure in Catholic Mass?

Oh, wait, I think you mean Masochists. In that case, you'd be wrong.

They are people from Massachusetts. I am one of them, so I know.

You're thinking of Massholes. For the love of Christ, turning on your hazard lights does not make illegal parking legal.

[/New England joke]

Hahaha. Let me tell you, in Boston, that fucking kills me! I have a pretty big truck, you get some moron that does that and I block up the whole road. Hahaha.

Do people stop for yellow lights and the first two seconds of a red light in other states? Because they don't here.

Some places. Illinois and northern Virginia they do, most of Arizona (especially Phoenix) they don't.


yeah, here in arizona we're desert barbarians and never stop for red lights.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:24 am 
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pg.99 wrote:
yeah, here in arizona we're desert barbarians and never stop for red lights.

Yeah, you are. Quite glad I don't live there anymore.


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Well, here in Nebraska we obey all posted speed limits and stop at yellow lights b/c we are a bunch of Good Ol' Boys.








I fucking hate this state.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:25 pm 
New Yorkers are the biggest bunch of selfish, lawless assholes when it comes to driving. If you're the first in line waiting at a red light, you'd better not hit the gas as soon as your light turns green. Wait at least 5 seconds to allow the red light runners to sneak through. These people have some weird obsession with lane changes. I guess NY drivers all have ADD or something. Sudden lane changes (without turn signals of course) are prevalent.

Unless you're going 25 MPH over the speed limit, plan on being high beamed or honked at, even in rainy weather. Whenever there's a line of cars backed up at an exit, the typical NY driver will speed to the front of the line, and cut someone off at the front of the line to avoid waiting in traffic.

Here's the NY interpretation of stop signs and yield signs:

Stop sign: Slow down to about 10 mph, the proceed.
Yield: Proceed at full speed, as others will yield to you.

That's a bit different from what I've seen in other states.

I guess this has to do with the fact that NYPD does absolutely nothing to curb this behavior. Hand held cell phones are illegal here, but I swear, at least 1 of every 4 drivers is chatting away while driving. Usually, they talk while making unsafe lane changes and such.

Oh, one thing NY has in common with NE... Hazzard lights aren't really "hazzard" lights. Here they are referred to as the "Legalization of double parking" lights.

Ahhh, I can't wait to move back down south. Things were much different there!


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:27 pm 
Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
New Yorkers are the biggest bunch of selfish, lawless assholes when it comes to driving. If you're the first in line waiting at a red light, you'd better not hit the gas as soon as your light turns green. Wait at least 5 seconds to allow the red light runners to sneak through. These people have some weird obsession with lane changes. I guess NY drivers all have ADD or something. Sudden lane changes (without turn signals of course) are prevalent.

Unless you're going 25 MPH over the speed limit, plan on being high beamed or honked at, even in rainy weather. Whenever there's a line of cars backed up at an exit, the typical NY driver will speed to the front of the line, and cut someone off at the front of the line to avoid waiting in traffic.

Here's the NY interpretation of stop signs and yield signs:

Stop sign: Slow down to about 10 mph, the proceed.
Yield: Proceed at full speed, as others will yield to you.

That's a bit different from what I've seen in other states.

I guess this has to do with the fact that NYPD does absolutely nothing to curb this behavior. Hand held cell phones are illegal here, but I swear, at least 1 of every 4 drivers is chatting away while driving. Usually, they talk while making unsafe lane changes and such.

Oh, one thing NY has in common with NE... Hazzard lights aren't really "hazzard" lights. Here they are referred to as the "Legalization of double parking" lights.

Ahhh, I can't wait to move back down south. Things were much different there!

That sounds exactly like MA drivers. I love seeing an ambulance going down the highway and everyone moves over, but then there are 5 assholes that are bumper to bumper right behind the ambulance! Pieces of shit.

Or there's a traffic jam because of an accident and a bunch of shitbags clog up the breakdown lane trying to get past everyone, then the cops/ambulance can't get by. How many people have died because of shit like that? I swear, I will NEVER own a gun because I will kill some bitches while driving. Hahaha.


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Phoenix drivers are worse (I'm sure pg.99 can back me up on this). MA drivers might tailgate an ambulance, but Phoenix drivers will cut ambulances off. When my family was living there, my mom was stopped at a red light once, and this dude on a motorcycle got a gun out and started pointing it around at people, then put it away and drove off when the light changed.

Did I mention that I'm glad I don't live there anymore?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:41 pm 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Did I mention that I'm glad I don't live there anymore?

You'd be able to see Slaves For Scores, though. :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:46 pm 
you guys should see how Chinese, Indonesian, Thais, Laos & Cambodgian (etc...) are driving... you would not complain anymore ! :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:42 pm 
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Don't even get me started on traffic in Turkey. We're all racing berserkers. (I'm one actually)


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:30 pm 
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Don't even get me started on traffic in Turkey. We're all racing berserkers. (I'm one actually)

They have internet in Turkey? :shock:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:31 pm 
Eyesore wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Don't even get me started on traffic in Turkey. We're all racing berserkers. (I'm one actually)

They have internet in Turkey? :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

how could they ? they don't even have decent toilets ! :twisted:

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this is what we call turkish toilets in france...


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:06 pm 
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
Whenever there's a line of cars backed up at an exit, the typical NY driver will speed to the front of the line, and cut someone off at the front of the line to avoid waiting in traffic.


Fuck! I hate when that happens.

Anyway, if you can drive in Mexico City you can drive anywhere... people are insane here, plus, you don't need to take any kind of test to get a driver's licence, so any morron can drive. Oh, and cops don't give a damn on how you drive. I tell you, it's insane.


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