The 2005 Awards Are Here (#1306)

Misha · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:53 pm

Arthur wrote:

Ghost Reveries was the first Opeth album I ever checked out after seeing high praises all over the web. People swear up and down by Opeth like they are THE band. So I said what the hell, and got their newest one, and I gotta say, I was very dissapointed. I'm sure someone will say "hey now you just have to get the old stuff," but regardless Ghost Reveries is a lifeless and boring album, and the fact that such emasculation could win best all around only proves what a fanatical fan base these guys have. Hell, the review on this site was boderline Opeth felatio.

Arthur, you must join us Opeth bashers!! We don't bash Opeth because they are so bad btw, we bash them because they are mediocre but get a huge praise. Dead Machine is the most fanatic Opeth basher around. Stupid antidynamic, quasiemotional bastard breed!

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:42 pm

Opeth rule.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:47 pm

Zad wrote:

Opeth rule.

No.

(what a strong argument)

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:52 pm

Opeth are merely ok.

/third partisan elitist

rio · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Zad wrote:

Opeth rule.

They sure do.

rio · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:59 pm

HumanTorch wrote:

noodles wrote:

Arthur wrote:

and the fact that such emasculation could win best all around only proves what a fanatical fan base these guys have. Hell, the review on this site was boderline Opeth felatio.

If anything, I think the Opeth-haters are the fanatics around here. I mean, jeez some people sound like they would personally like to wipe them off the face of the planet.

True. Opeth threads never explode into 11 pages until DM and Gast arrive.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:00 pm

Opeth is great.

The new one's marginal for them, however.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

rio wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

noodles wrote:

Arthur wrote:

and the fact that such emasculation could win best all around only proves what a fanatical fan base these guys have. Hell, the review on this site was boderline Opeth felatio.

If anything, I think the Opeth-haters are the fanatics around here. I mean, jeez some people sound like they would personally like to wipe them off the face of the planet.

True. Opeth threads never explode into 11 pages until DM and Gast arrive.

If it wasn't for us, Opeth threads would be insanely boring circle-jerking.

Differing opinions make the world go round and threads interesting.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:02 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

If it wasn't for us, Opeth threads would be insanely boring circle-jerking.

Differing opinions make the world go round and threads interesting.

You try talking politics with Radagast and lizardtail.

rio · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:06 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

rio wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

noodles wrote:

Arthur wrote:

and the fact that such emasculation could win best all around only proves what a fanatical fan base these guys have. Hell, the review on this site was boderline Opeth felatio.

If anything, I think the Opeth-haters are the fanatics around here. I mean, jeez some people sound like they would personally like to wipe them off the face of the planet.

True. Opeth threads never explode into 11 pages until DM and Gast arrive.

If it wasn't for us, Opeth threads would be insanely boring circle-jerking.

Differing opinions make the world go round and threads interesting.

Yeah... I wasn't complaining. Circle jerks are gay.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:07 pm

Zad wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

If it wasn't for us, Opeth threads would be insanely boring circle-jerking.

Differing opinions make the world go round and threads interesting.

You try talking politics with Radagast and lizardtail.

I disagree with Opeth's foreign policy. and they're clearly in the pockets of the corporations.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:07 pm

No, they're not. They make the world go round. Hungry Africans use them to keep their baby children alive whilst Sir Bob Geldof materializes with bread and soup for them.

Edit: /\ was @ Rio.

Quote:

I disagree with Opeth's foreign policy. and they're clearly in the pockets of the corporations.

That's because you're a fascist. And you interfere with lizards.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Zad wrote:

No, they're not. They make the world go round. Hungry Africans use them to keep their baby children alive whilst Sir Bob Geldof materializes with bread and soup for them.

I disagree with the Boomtown Rat's foreign policy. furthermore they're in the pockets of Opeth.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:10 pm

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:12 pm

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:14 pm

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

You consume the third world like a toddler on his first nipple. You are a shame to the Workmen's Union.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:16 pm

Zad wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

You consume the third world like a toddler on his first nipple. You are a shame to the Workmen's Union.

I disagree with the Workmen's Union domestic, foreign and panuniversal policies.

hay guys apparently there were some "end of year" awards a few days ago!

rio · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:26 pm

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

You consume the third world like a toddler on his first nipple. You are a shame to the Workmen's Union.

I disagree with the Workmen's Union domestic, foreign and panuniversal policies.

hay guys apparently there were some "end of year" awards a few days ago!

Yes I voted for Stephen O'Malley as "Humanitarian Aid Worker of the Year" for his charity campaign "Help Africa... with Drone Music!". Remember guys, £2 can feed a family for a day, but Trollmann av Ildtoppberg records last a lifetime.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 pm

rio wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

You consume the third world like a toddler on his first nipple. You are a shame to the Workmen's Union.

I disagree with the Workmen's Union domestic, foreign and panuniversal policies.

hay guys apparently there were some "end of year" awards a few days ago!

Yes I voted for Stephen O'Malley as "Humanitarian Aid Worker of the Year" for his charity campaign "Help Africa... with Drone Music!". Remember guys, £2 can feed a family for a day, but Trollmann av Ildtoppberg records last a lifetime.

haha yeah that guy is a bass guitar ambassador. I'd send Bludgeon but it lasts longer than the lifespan of the average starving infant.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 pm

rio wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Zad wrote:

I repeat: you are a lizard-interfering fascist.

i'm just an artist with an idealogy. and a perfectly square moustache.

ps, I disagree with lizardtail's foreign policy.

You consume the third world like a toddler on his first nipple. You are a shame to the Workmen's Union.

I disagree with the Workmen's Union domestic, foreign and panuniversal policies.

hay guys apparently there were some "end of year" awards a few days ago!

Yes I voted for Stephen O'Malley as "Humanitarian Aid Worker of the Year" for his charity campaign "Help Africa... with Drone Music!". Remember guys, £2 can feed a family for a day, but Trollmann av Ildtoppberg records last a lifetime.

that is fucking clever, well done. Takew that, dronists.

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