Metal Reviews

To see which one of us can get a harsher poser-flaming from the iivil-kvlt-section?

Yo punkass-hostankbooty has thusly been slapped with my diamond-encrusted, platinum-coated blingbling-chalice, BEEYYYAAAATCH! Yo mouth writez checkz but can yoo ass cash dem, homeboy?




Pffft, light, dude. Light. Take this sucker on for size:


Shania Twain - That Dont Impress Me Much

You need to calm down. Too much coffee?

Negative, brotha. perhaps too much LYGERBOMB! A mixture of my own design, containing Lime juice, Tasavalta(Republic in Finnish)- tablebooze, blackcurrant-juice n' sprite. Top it off with ice (the waterykind, not blingbling) and, in the spirit of Duke Raoul and Gonzo-journalism, lime chunks. Delicious, smooth and hammering!

the man's simply hyperactive. ADD.

Britney Spear's Toxic was great (though she has not much to do with it) :oops:

hoooooooooo the shaaaaaaaaaame !

Drugs are bad, mm'kay?

America - Man's Road
Gary Jules - Mad World (I know, I know, all the Brits here got overexposed to it, but I didn't. So there.)
Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (borderline metal, I suppose)
Sublime - Date Rape
Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (borderline again)
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (someone had to mention it)

And now to top even Shania Twain:

Alix Olson - Eve's Mouth

Light? Shania Twain isn't really that "out there." You want to hear that song? Here: CARRY ON DANCING

If you wanna go country, the only country song I've ever really like was:

Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls

Man, that song would make one hell of a metal cover!

True country music? Arrrr, you insolent bastard! Well, its about time some big guns were drawn. Fine, my turn, bucko...my head takes more traditional country like kryptonite, so lets take a different path...


Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth!

You like that? Fag.

This song kicks ass: Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - Easy Lover

Woo! Sublime rocks.

I would love to hear a Rob Zombie cover of Jitterbug by Wham.

Another kickarse non-metal song is Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders.

Acts I have personally seen in concert:

Shania Twain
A Simple Plan
Duran Duran

Also, Dwight Yoakam is at least 1.43 times the artist Garth Brooks is.

Damn straight I like that! And whawhaw00t? At least its a semi-hot chick rather than the bald ex-drummer of a progpop band!

Nah, I must say that Phil Collins is well within my preferences too. Genesis also rules, both the Gabriel-prog-era and the poppier Collins days. I even largely dig the Invisible Touch-days, not to mention We Cant Dance which priduced the single funniest and greatest music video in history with I Cant Dance. I mean, even a gekko lizard is more preferable by hotties than Phil Collins!!

But if you wanna whack AOR, you aint got another thing cumin!


Michael Bolton - When A Man Loves A Woman

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE, NOT MICHAEL BOLTON !!!!! :shock: :( :evil: :cry: :? :shock:

i think he sings like a cow...... let's shoot him and make Michael Bolton hamburgers ! that's the best we can get out of him... :twisted:

House of Pain- Jump Around

Starship-Sara

Modern Talking, anyone?

Simon and Garfunkel
James Taylor
and the man himself Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan is very metal!

And I used to like M People.....

Oh, shit! I can't believe I forgot Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance.