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 Post subject: Woman marries dolphin
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A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


http://www.israelnetdaily.com/redir.php?headline=3077
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Cindy? What a gay.
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slut. I'm holding out for a giant squid..
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Who marries a dolphin ? Lame. Dolphins are gay. At least she should have married a wolf. So their children would kick a lot of ass.
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Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(
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Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.
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People really dont know what to do with their lives..
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People really dont know what to do with their lives..


Especially Jewish millionaires. Bastards.
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Well it seems normal compared to that one woman that married her house at least she married somthing that is alive :roll:
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slut. I'm holding out for a giant squid..


Bwahahahaha! Quote of 2006....
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I'd fuck it.
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puh, such things were present even in the past: the roman emperor who made his horse senator-->i bet those two had sth going on :wink:
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They make such a cute couple... :cry:

Sorry, I always cry at weddings.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:
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metalNESS wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:



Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?
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Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:



Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?


The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.
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metalNESS wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:



Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?


The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.


Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)
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Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:



Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?


The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.


Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)

Haha!
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Kathaarian
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Action Jesus wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
Damn, and here I thought she married Kyle's dad after he was turned into a Dolphin. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a great episode.


+1 :lol:



Fuck. I haven't seen it. Which season ?


The latest season, where Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison.


Damn. That means I'm gonna see it next year. (Turkey's 1 season behind U.S. I think)

Haha!
U.S. 1
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pwned
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Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.

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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


why not throw the husband out of the water?

Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?
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