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oMg aNotHer BanDwaGon, WOOHOO!
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Eyesore
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Please don't.

By the way, Johnny Castle would beat the shit out of Chuck Norris!
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WinterIsComing
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Eyesore wrote:
Please don't.

By the way, Johnny Castle would beat the shit out of Chuck Norris!


Tommy Fortress would beat the shit out of Johnny Castle.
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Charles Bronson.
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deathkvlt wrote:
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Charles Bronson.


Charles Bronson is so old he predates dinosaurs :D
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MetalStorm wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
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Charles Bronson.


Charles Bronson is so old he predates dinosaurs :D


he is dead actually :cry:
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MetalStorm
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WinterIsComing wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
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Charles Bronson.


Charles Bronson is so old he predates dinosaurs :D


he is dead actually :cry:


Wow I thought he was still alive.
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MetalStorm wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
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Charles Bronson.


Charles Bronson is so old he predates dinosaurs :D


he is dead actually :cry:


Wow I thought he was still alive.


Wow all the time I thought he was a Native American descent, but he was actually Polish.
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Chuck Norris
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thank you all so much for this thread someone that I know posts here and told me about this wonderful tribute to the man(me).

My beard also wants to thank you and to those who bashed me I will find you and roundhouse kick your ass to the 5th dimension like I did Elvis and believe me you don't want to go there it's a scary place no women and you are forced to have gay sex with each other from what I know Elivs got butt fucked so many times from Bruce Lee he can never sit down
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Chuck Norris is the cause of the 2004 tsunami he just spit into the ocean and the rest is history.

Hurricane Katrina wasn't the cause of the destruction of New Orleans.It was Chuck Norris he tasted very bad gumbo and decided to huff and puff New Orleans down.

Chuck Norris caused the Titanic to sink.He roundhouse kicked the ship after the captain called him a doody head.

When we have a solar eclipse it's not caused by the moon in front of the sun it's caused by Chuck Norris head.

The big bang that started the universe was caused by Chuck Norris farting.

Chuck Norris's urine is 500,000 times more lethal then king cobra venom.

Satan isn't the king of Hell he's just filling in for Chuck Norris until he gets back.

The dodo bird's extinct because Chuck Norris thought it was an ugly bird so he roundhouse kicked them all.

E=MChuckNorris

Chuck Norris sold a lot of Total Gym's because he threaten to roundhouse kick everyone who didn't buy one.

Chuck Norris can eat 5 million pizza's in one sitting and not gain one ounce of fat.

Chuck Norris has -50% body fat
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I suppose a Locky's out of the question?
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The effectiveness of the roundhouse kick is amplified by Chuck Norris almost as much as shaking violently, drenched in terror sweat is perfected by Danny Glover in every movie he's ever in. Coincedence? OR KNOWN FACT: That Danny Glover's favorite scary movie, Sidekicks, preps him for every shaking/sweating scene he's ever done. Dammit, Glover, you're playing a dangerous game.
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