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WinterIsComing
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Chuck Norris is George W. Bush's favourite actor


Hehe, great find!


:roll: that is an actual fact, everyone knows this.


I make joke. Over your head, obviously.


yeah I think we can't connect because of several million years of evolution between us, my monkey friend.
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Chuck Norris's beard lost its virginity at age 0 and is now dying from AIDS

Chuck Norris beard-fucked millions of people. He did not use protection.
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Chuck Norris rescued over thirteen infants from Charity Hospital following the devestation of Hurricane Katrina. He did not have a boat. He has not returned the babies.


Iraq didn't really have weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris' beard was just visiting for a week while on vacation.


:lol:
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Hahaha, joking about Chuck Norris ist KRIEG!!! Here are my additions! Hope you like 'em!


Chuck Norris once broke his board while surfing. As he had never broken a board before, the first day of christmas 2004 will go down as a black day in the history book of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can nail farts to a wooden stick.

A very ignorant man once told Chuck Norris that he had the most excelling martial art capabilities after Bruce Lee. To prove the poor man wrong, Chuck Norris roundhousekicked the man back in time to the moment just before Chuck Norris' roundhousekick hit the fellow's head. The man is henceforthly known to be trapped in the infinite loop of being roundhousekicked to death, and was placed in the official Chuck Norris museum by astouned timeguards.
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http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
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Chuck Norris is 65 years old and that is not a joke. That's like even older than T.I.E. and he is the Ancient One on these boards.
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Chuck Norris is 65 years old and that is not a joke. That's like even older than T.I.E. and he is the Ancient One on these boards.


Wow, that is incredible, WiC. Chuck Norris is old? You don't say. Geeze, who'd da thought it, etc.
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Zad wrote:
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Chuck Norris is 65 years old and that is not a joke. That's like even older than T.I.E. and he is the Ancient One on these boards.


Wow, that is incredible, WiC. Chuck Norris is old? You don't say. Geeze, who'd da thought it, etc.


:roll: it was a setup for a joke, thanks for fucking it up as always.
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Chuck Norris is 65 years old and that is not a joke. That's like even older than T.I.E. and he is the Ancient One on these boards.


Wow, that is incredible, WiC. Chuck Norris is old? You don't say. Geeze, who'd da thought it, etc.


:roll: it was a setup for a joke, thanks for fucking it up as always.


That's why they call me the Fuckerupperer.
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Zad wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zad wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Chuck Norris is 65 years old and that is not a joke. That's like even older than T.I.E. and he is the Ancient One on these boards.


Wow, that is incredible, WiC. Chuck Norris is old? You don't say. Geeze, who'd da thought it, etc.


:roll: it was a setup for a joke, thanks for fucking it up as always.


That's why they call me the Fuckerupperer.


I just call you Dolph Lundgren, but without the great sense of humor...
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WinterIsComing wrote:

I just call you Dolph Lundgren, but without the great sense of humor...


I call you an annoying cunt. What do your enemies call you?
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Zad wrote:
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I just call you Dolph Lundgren, but without the great sense of humor...


I call you an annoying cunt. What do your enemies call you?


Zad the Dimwitted Jewish Peasant
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Man you guys are just too smart for each other. There may soon be a humour explosion of the magnitude of 32,000 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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WinterIsComing wrote:

Zad the Dimwitted Jewish Peasant


They call you that? And you're Jewish yourself, so stop trolling.

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Man you guys are just too smart for each other. There may soon be a humour explosion of the magnitude of 32,000 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.


I'm sure you'll be there to catch the pieces as they fall.
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I give up, only Steve Carell can make Zad giggle like an Asian schoolgirl.

I shrivel in shame from you Oh Great 40 Year Old Virgin!, you truly are a comedy genius.
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WinterIsComing wrote:
I give up, only Steve Carell can make Zad giggle like an Asian schoolgirl.

I shrivel in shame from you Oh Great 40 Year Old Virgin!, you truly are a comedy genius.


I don't particulary like the guy, he was just the best thing in Anchorman.

Chickening out already? Wow, you have changed.
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Zad wrote:
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I give up, only Steve Carell can make Zad giggle like an Asian schoolgirl.

I shrivel in shame from you Oh Great 40 Year Old Virgin!, you truly are a comedy genius.


I don't particulary like the guy, he was just the best thing in Anchorman.

Chickening out already? Wow, you have changed.


On your tombstone they should write "Comedy? What is it good for? Mazel Tov to all you Kvlt motherfuckers!"

or

"I am with Stupid now. At last."
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On your tombstone they should write "Comedy? What is it good for? Mazel Tov to all you Kvlt motherfuckers!"


You should write a book full of all these "insults". Pretend it's poetry, it'll sell a shitload. I haven't the foggiest what you're on about or how your brain puts it all together.
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Zad wrote:
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On your tombstone they should write "Comedy? What is it good for? Mazel Tov to all you Kvlt motherfuckers!"


You should write a book full of all these "insults". Pretend it's poetry, it'll sell a shitload. I haven't the foggiest what you're on about or how your brain puts it all together.


Man, you are one constipated bastard.
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