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1. Worst Power Metal Band
Stratovarius
2. Worst Thrash Metal Band
Death Angel
3. Worst Death Metal Band
Six Feet Under
4. Worst Black Metal Band
Ashdautas
5. Worst Grindcore Band
Besides Napalm and Carcass, all of em
6. Worst Prog Metal Band
Queensryche post Empire
7. Worst Nu-Metal Band (yeah, I had to throw in that one)
Skindred
8. Worst Classic Metal Band
Saxon
9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band (okay, I think I know where a good 90% of the votes will go here)
N*FLAYMEZ
10. Worst True Metal Band
Haven't heard a lot of it
11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
System of a Down
11. Worst Metal Band Overall
Nightwish


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1. Worst Power Metal Band
Narnia, I guess.
2. Worst Thrash Metal Band
I never liked Anthrax
3. Worst Death Metal Band
Deicide
4. Worst Black Metal Band
Dark Funeral
5. Worst Grindcore Band
Too many to count.
6. Worst Prog Metal Band
Isn't most purely prog terribly boring?
9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band (okay, I think I know where a good 90% of the votes will go here)
Soilwork
11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
Bleed the Sky,The Black Dahlia Murder, Trivium.I guess I should stop
11. Worst Metal Band Overall
I hate to be mean but, Dark Funeral is really terrible.


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11. Worst Metal Band Overall
I hate to be mean but, Dark Funeral is really terrible.


... hmm... i like some of the older stuff, though it's hard to tell the difference between the albums.. good funeral atmosphere that i haven't heard elsewhere... but one thing is for sure... ppl who think their newest mainstream melo-death/black/crap is good should be beaten with a shovel... and that guy from Myrrthronth.de who gave that album 9 should be executed, raped and killed... and then beaten to death with a shovel and shot softly with magnum... and i really hate the way they have promoted themselves; those stupid pricks in fetish leather believe they belong to the elite while selling watches with they name on it, and while using melo-death producers.. etc etc...


But okay, i do admit that when i liked them i was fairly green in the black genre... over a year ago....


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skullthrone of satan wrote:
5. Worst Grindcore Band
Besides Napalm and Carcass, all of em


Hey, idea- If you don't actually know anything about a genre, as Skullthrone clearly doesn't, then don't talk about the genre.

2. Worst Thrash Metal Band
Blood Tsunami suck.

3. Worst Death Metal Band
Spawn.

4. Worst Black Metal Band
Bazzah.

5. Worst Grindcore Band
Prosthetic Cunt. Their riffs are so terribly goddamn boring.

9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band (okay, I think I know where a good 90% of the votes will go here)
In Flames.

11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
Into the Moat. I hate them and their 'we steal riffs from TDEP and throw in random pseudo-jazz sections and our songs make no sense' shit.

12. Worst Metal Band Overall
Tough choice. I really hate Shadows Fall now, but they don't suck per se. Bury Your Dead, I guess. Their songs are just breakdowns, over and over and over and over and over.


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But okay, i do admit that when i liked them i was fairly green in the black genre... over a year ago....


I see your point Astaroth, I liked some of the older stuff too when I had less exposure. But everything from Vobiscum Satanas onwards I think is absolutely horrible.


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4. Worst Black Metal Band
Norselaw!!!

7. Worst Nu-Metal Band (yeah, I had to throw in that one)
hmm tough competition, but if I had to choose I'd go for Linkin Fark

9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band
At The Gates...for birthing the abomination now known at metalcore.

11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
Trivium

11. Worst Metal Band Overall
Tyler (?) that idiot kid from a while back...whistlecore or something


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I can't really decide on the worst bands. There is so much shitty metal around.


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Dead Machine wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
5. Worst Grindcore Band
Besides Napalm and Carcass, all of em


Hey, idea- If you don't actually know anything about a genre, as Skullthrone clearly doesn't, then don't talk about the genre.


You're living proof that Grind fans are the Lowest Common Denominator out there. Plus you like Fear Factory so you're juvenile opinion on this, and everything that spews forth from your cliche Brooklyn Meathead mouth means nothing. I'm sure you sit around jacking off to the fact that you seem to think you're an "enforcer" on the site or some stupid shit like that. Don't you have someone to go beat up for looking at you wrong?


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skullthrone of satan wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
5. Worst Grindcore Band
Besides Napalm and Carcass, all of em


Hey, idea- If you don't actually know anything about a genre, as Skullthrone clearly doesn't, then don't talk about the genre.


You're living proof that Grind fans are the Lowest Common Denominator out there. Plus you like Fear Factory so you're juvenile opinion on this, and everything that spews forth from your cliche Brooklyn Meathead mouth means nothing. I'm sure you sit around jacking off to the fact that you seem to think you're an "enforcer" on the site or some stupid shit like that. Don't you have someone to go beat up for looking at you wrong?


Whoa, let's calm down. I know how cool it is to pretend to be me and go on a virtually random psychotic attack, but...come on.

Early Fear Factory is excellent, he doesn't like the recent stuff.
And if you'd have seen his picture in the "Faces" thread, you'll know he is far from being a metahead (no offence Mr Machine!)


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:19 pm 
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1. Worst Power Metal Band
Icarus Witch

3. Worst Death Metal Band
Deicide (for their later stuff)

4. Worst Black Metal Band
Burzum

7. Worst Nu-Metal Band (yeah, I had to throw in that one)
Chevelle

9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band (okay, I think I know where a good 90% of the votes will go here)
In Flames (also for their later stuff)

11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
Poison

11. Worst Metal Band Overall
I'd also have to say Six Feet Under.


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1. Worst Power Metal Band
Requiem
3. Worst Death Metal Band
Soul Reaper
6. Worst Prog Metal Band
Genius
7. Worst Nu-Metal Band (yeah, I had to throw in that one)
Korn
8. Worst Classic Metal Band
Painmuseum
9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band
Callenish Circle
10. Worst True Metal Band
Elwing
11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band
Mastodon
12. Worst Metal Band Overall
Visions Of Atlantis


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skullthrone of satan wrote:
You're living proof that Grind fans are the Lowest Common Denominator out there. Plus you like Fear Factory so you're juvenile opinion on this, and everything that spews forth from your cliche Brooklyn Meathead mouth means nothing. I'm sure you sit around jacking off to the fact that you seem to think you're an "enforcer" on the site or some stupid shit like that. Don't you have someone to go beat up for looking at you wrong?


I really don't have to respond to this; your terrible shots at discrediting me really speak for themselves. I like Fear Factory, huh? Correct. This somehow invalidates all my opinions? Wow, such a new wave in logic you lead!

Skullthrone, lemme put it this way: You are an idiot. You know nothing. You will die unknown, unloved, and hated by those who know you. Your death will be but a feeble ripple in the cosmos and will stir no sympathy from any living thing. Is this why you lash out? Because you know that all you are is a meaningless little smear of dust and cells? Don't worry Skullthrone; nobody cares. Your attempts at garnering attention are laughable at best and juvenile at worst.

I for one hope that you will realize this in your heart of hearts so that the loneliness and self-hatred you hide in your twisted little diseased heart finally breaks free and swirls through you like an ever-stronger hurricane of grotesque thought and dead dreams.

I laugh at you, for those who strike out at others merely do so because they hate themselves.

Have a nice day, Skullthrone. A nice day indeed.

zadsterboombox wrote:
Early Fear Factory is excellent, he doesn't like the recent stuff.
And if you'd have seen his picture in the "Faces" thread, you'll know he is far from being a metahead (no offence Mr Machine!)


I honestly don't know what you mean by this. And if you ever call me 'Mr. Machine' again, I swear that I will spontaneously combust not a guarantee.


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Dead Machine wrote:
skullthrone of satan wrote:
You're living proof that Grind fans are the Lowest Common Denominator out there. Plus you like Fear Factory so you're juvenile opinion on this, and everything that spews forth from your cliche Brooklyn Meathead mouth means nothing. I'm sure you sit around jacking off to the fact that you seem to think you're an "enforcer" on the site or some stupid shit like that. Don't you have someone to go beat up for looking at you wrong?


I really don't have to respond to this; your terrible shots at discrediting me really speak for themselves. I like Fear Factory, huh? Correct. This somehow invalidates all my opinions? Wow, such a new wave in logic you lead!

Skullthrone, lemme put it this way: You are an idiot. You know nothing. You will die unknown, unloved, and hated by those who know you. Your death will be but a feeble ripple in the cosmos and will stir no sympathy from any living thing. Is this why you lash out? Because you know that all you are is a meaningless little smear of dust and cells? Don't worry Skullthrone; nobody cares. Your attempts at garnering attention are laughable at best and juvenile at worst.

I for one hope that you will realize this in your heart of hearts so that the loneliness and self-hatred you hide in your twisted little diseased heart finally breaks free and swirls through you like an ever-stronger hurricane of grotesque thought and dead dreams.

I laugh at you, for those who strike out at others merely do so because they hate themselves.

Have a nice day, Skullthrone. A nice day indeed.

zadsterboombox wrote:
Early Fear Factory is excellent, he doesn't like the recent stuff.
And if you'd have seen his picture in the "Faces" thread, you'll know he is far from being a metahead (no offence Mr Machine!)


I honestly don't know what you mean by this. And if you ever call me 'Mr. Machine' again, I swear that I will spontaneously combust not a guarantee.


I will have a nice day indeed! I will go home and fuck my girlfriend for hours! You on the other hand, will probably go get into a streetfight because some idiot stepped on your shoes. hey guess what? In the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all meaningless. I don't have an inflated sense of self-importance, unlike you. I could give a less shit what some mindless drone like you thinks. We are all meaninlgess smears of dust and cells. You're an idiot who thinks anything different from your narrow-minded view is automatically wrong. You are nothing but a small child who has an inferiority complex so therefore you come to a message board and start useless flamewars with anyone who comes into contact with you, all in a feeble attempt to prove your "Manhood" and self worth. Get off of the Highhorse, you yourself are pathetic enough to post on a forum along with the rest of us. You obviously have as much dead time on your hands as anybody else here. You're nothing but a bully, and bullies always have self-esteem issues, that's why they needlessly pick on others. I lash out at you because I hate you. I hate people like you. You think with your fists and not your mind. Go home to your hand little boy, I think you have some homework that needs to be done. When you have grown up and experinced the real world, you can come back and post your nonsense. You are a mere teenager, and trust me, you know nothing of the real world. When your bills are piling up, the rents due, and your about $200 short for the month, then you can come back and say you know something. Until then, enjoy high-school little boy. I'm sure there's a "nerd" that needs a good bullying from you.


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skullthrone of satan wrote:
I will have a nice day indeed! I will go home and fuck my girlfriend for hours! You on the other hand, will probably go get into a streetfight because some idiot stepped on your shoes. hey guess what? In the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all meaningless. I don't have an inflated sense of self-importance, unlike you. I could give a less shit what some mindless drone like you thinks. We are all meaninlgess smears of dust and cells. You're an idiot who thinks anything different from your narrow-minded view is automatically wrong. You are nothing but a small child who has an inferiority complex so therefore you come to a message board and start useless flamewars with anyone who comes into contact with you, all in a feeble attempt to prove your "Manhood" and self worth. Get off of the Highhorse, you yourself are pathetic enough to post on a forum along with the rest of us. You obviously have as much dead time on your hands as anybody else here. You're nothing but a bully, and bullies always have self-esteem issues, that's why they needlessly pick on others. I lash out at you because I hate you. I hate people like you. You think with your fists and not your mind. Go home to your hand little boy, I think you have some homework that needs to be done. When you have grown up and experinced the real world, you can come back and post your nonsense. You are a mere teenager, and trust me, you know nothing of the real world. When your bills are piling up, the rents due, and your about $200 short for the month, then you can come back and say you know something. Until then, enjoy high-school little boy. I'm sure there's a "nerd" that needs a good bullying from you.


You know what's really, really hilarious? I didn't quite realize what your problem with me was until I read this post.

You think I'm a bully?

Okay, see, this is why this is funny: I'm not. I'm not a bully. I'm a goddamn nerd! I read fucking Aristotle and fucking Tertullian! I can quote the Simpsons at length! I haven't been in a fight since the second grade! It's really, really funny.

I honestly don't know what I did to build up this impression; all I can think of is my extremely arrogant posture. And yes, I am an arrogant, inflated windbag. We all have to have SOME character flaws, right? I'm aware that posting on a internet forum is pathetic, of course it is! Denying that would make me extremely idiotic. Of course we're all worthless: I was just angry because I had no idea what the fuck you were on when I posted that.

Lastly, I would like to remind you that I alone do not dictate site policy. There was a vote on the NSBM issue; my side was outvoted. The reason I don't like it being brought up again and again is because it always pisses off most of the forum and most of the team.

Skullthrone, I'm of the opinion that this is a simple misunderstanding. Why don't we get past it?


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The only bully on these forums is me, now everyone, empty your fucking pockets. NOW. Remember wimps:
"What's mine, is my milk money. What's yours... IS MORE MILK MONEY... FOR ME!" HAHAH!

-Punches 8 walls, and gets tatoo of snake.-


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NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
The only bully on these forums is me, now everyone, empty your fucking pockets. NOW. Remember wimps:
"What's mine, is my milk money. What's yours... IS MORE MILK MONEY... FOR ME!" HAHAH!

-Punches 8 walls, and gets tatoo of snake.-


Ok, ok. Take it, Just TAKE IT!!


*hands over $5*
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Now this will be an interesting questioneer. Just respond to all these (or at least the ones you know):

1. Worst Power Metal Band: Power metal ranges from good to cheesy, and cheesy doesn't mean bad.

2. Worst Thrash Metal Band: All of them

3. Worst Death Metal Band: Anal Bleeding

4. Worst Black Metal Band: Dark Funeral

5. Worst Grindcore Band: Not big on this genre

6. Worst Prog Metal Band: Dream Theater

7. Worst Nu-Metal Band (yeah, I had to throw in that one): All of them

8. Worst Classic Metal Band: Can I say Avenged Sevenfold since they rip off this style to the note on their new album?

9. Worst "Melodic-Death" Band (okay, I think I know where a good 90% of the votes will go here): In Flames, closely followed by the 100s of them that imitate At The Gatse down to the note (Centinex), then closely followed by the 10s of them that use boring keyboard melodies (Eternal Tears of Sorrow)

10. Worst True Metal Band: What's true metal?

11. Worst Other-Metal-Genre Band: Avenged Sevenfold

11. Worst Metal Band Overall: Avenged Sevenfold


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unknownkadath666 wrote:
. Worst Power Metal Band nocturnal rites



11. Worst Metal Band Overall quiot riot


To be fair Nocturnal Rites first three albums are good. The first two in particular are quite awesome. SO I hope you refer to their post Anders Zackrisson releases.


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I will have a nice day indeed! I will go home and fuck my girlfriend for hours! You on the other hand, will probably go get into a streetfight because some idiot stepped on your shoes. hey guess what? In the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all meaningless. I don't have an inflated sense of self-importance, unlike you. I could give a less shit what some mindless drone like you thinks. We are all meaninlgess smears of dust and cells. You're an idiot who thinks anything different from your narrow-minded view is automatically wrong. You are nothing but a small child who has an inferiority complex so therefore you come to a message board and start useless flamewars with anyone who comes into contact with you, all in a feeble attempt to prove your "Manhood" and self worth. Get off of the Highhorse, you yourself are pathetic enough to post on a forum along with the rest of us. You obviously have as much dead time on your hands as anybody else here. You're nothing but a bully, and bullies always have self-esteem issues, that's why they needlessly pick on others. I lash out at you because I hate you. I hate people like you. You think with your fists and not your mind. Go home to your hand little boy, I think you have some homework that needs to be done. When you have grown up and experinced the real world, you can come back and post your nonsense. You are a mere teenager, and trust me, you know nothing of the real world. When your bills are piling up, the rents due, and your about $200 short for the month, then you can come back and say you know something. Until then, enjoy high-school little boy. I'm sure there's a "nerd" that needs a good bullying from you.
read that sentence

look at the length of your post

I think in fact you do care.


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I love flamewars, as people really don't realise how ridiculous they make themselves look. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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