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One of their songs sounds almost like an exact carbon-copy of "Cars," and that pisses me off! :evil:


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I hate them with a burning passion. I still have the chorus to that fucking song, "Girls and Boys" scorched into my neural passageways.

You know what that means, right? It means you fucking like that song, but can't admit to it! Hahaha.


It means I listened to too much radio back when I was first getting into metal. Hated it then, hate it now.

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Just to torture you: "GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEEEEEE!!!!"


Laugh now, my friend. You won't think it's so funny when you wake up in the middle of the night and I'm standing over you with a bloody chainsaw.


Interesting way of putting it: if the blood on the chainsaw was his, I very much doubt he'd wake up to see it. This means either
a - you're going to smear blood you bought in the butchers on the blade just to look fucking evil when he wakes up
or
b - you are planning to kill everyone else in his house first.

Either way, yass. :D


Why, it's the blood of those who tormented me in the first place, those posers in Good Charlotte, of course.


It all makes sense now. Get to work!


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Radagast wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I hate them with a burning passion. I still have the chorus to that fucking song, "Girls and Boys" scorched into my neural passageways.

You know what that means, right? It means you fucking like that song, but can't admit to it! Hahaha.


It means I listened to too much radio back when I was first getting into metal. Hated it then, hate it now.

zadsterboombox wrote:
Just to torture you: "GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEEEEEE!!!!"


Laugh now, my friend. You won't think it's so funny when you wake up in the middle of the night and I'm standing over you with a bloody chainsaw.


Interesting way of putting it: if the blood on the chainsaw was his, I very much doubt he'd wake up to see it. This means either
a - you're going to smear blood you bought in the butchers on the blade just to look fucking evil when he wakes up
or
b - you are planning to kill everyone else in his house first.

Either way, yass. :D


Why, it's the blood of those who tormented me in the first place, those posers in Good Charlotte, of course.


It all makes sense now. Get to work!


Errrr...is it too late to apologise? There's something about angry people with blood-smeared chainsaws that makes me afraid. :roll:


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zadsterboombox wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I hate them with a burning passion. I still have the chorus to that fucking song, "Girls and Boys" scorched into my neural passageways.

You know what that means, right? It means you fucking like that song, but can't admit to it! Hahaha.


It means I listened to too much radio back when I was first getting into metal. Hated it then, hate it now.

zadsterboombox wrote:
Just to torture you: "GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEEEEEE!!!!"


Laugh now, my friend. You won't think it's so funny when you wake up in the middle of the night and I'm standing over you with a bloody chainsaw.


Interesting way of putting it: if the blood on the chainsaw was his, I very much doubt he'd wake up to see it. This means either
a - you're going to smear blood you bought in the butchers on the blade just to look fucking evil when he wakes up
or
b - you are planning to kill everyone else in his house first.

Either way, yass. :D


Why, it's the blood of those who tormented me in the first place, those posers in Good Charlotte, of course.


It all makes sense now. Get to work!


Errrr...is it too late to apologise? There's something about angry people with blood-smeared chainsaws that makes me afraid. :roll:


:twisted:


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I hate them with a burning passion.


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I like Good Charlotte. I only have one of their albums though. :(


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I like Good Charlotte. I only have one of their albums though. :(

Dear God, why?


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I like Good Charlotte. I only have one of their albums though. :(

Dear God, why?


Because it's what I like.


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I like Good Charlotte. I only have one of their albums though. :(

Dear God, why?


Because it's what I like.


What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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I like Good Charlotte. I only have one of their albums though. :(

Dear God, why?


Because it's what I like.


What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Or the fat one's hair?


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What do you care what he likes?


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What do you care what he likes?


It is the duty of man to look after each other.


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zadsterboombox wrote:
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What do you care what he likes?


It is the duty of man to look after each other.

Precisely. When someone displays a predilection for something that is ultimately killing their soul one slow second at a time, it is the duty of a caring human being to get to the root of the problem, and perhaps help the afflicted one solve it.


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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)


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XyGoRahZ wrote:
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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)

There is only one remedy:

Band: Dark Tranquillity
Album: Damage Done

No, this will not change your sex, but it will change your taste!


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Go Gast! :D


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XyGoRahZ wrote:
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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)


How on earth can you stand the chorus of "Boys and Girls," then? It's so insulting. (Ironic, I know, that I find entrails being ripped out of cunts perfectly acceptable, yet hate this crap.)


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
XyGoRahZ wrote:
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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)


How on earth can you stand the chorus of "Boys and Girls," then? It's so insulting. (Ironic, I know, that I find entrails being ripped out of cunts perfectly acceptable, yet hate this crap.)


Very strange! :)


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zadsterboombox wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)


How on earth can you stand the chorus of "Boys and Girls," then? It's so insulting. (Ironic, I know, that I find entrails being ripped out of cunts perfectly acceptable, yet hate this crap.)


Very strange! :)

Perhaps because I don't know of many people who would seriously consider ripping out my entrails in such a manner, but do know plenty of those who consider me an inferior being in that same thoughtless, chauvanistic manner simply due to my ownership of said orifice.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
zadsterboombox wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
XyGoRahZ wrote:
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What attracts you? Is it the faux-angsty lyrics, the simplistic song structure, the immature high school jock/frat boy content?


Nothing particular, just the music they make.

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What do you care what he likes?


I'm a girl. 8)


How on earth can you stand the chorus of "Boys and Girls," then? It's so insulting. (Ironic, I know, that I find entrails being ripped out of cunts perfectly acceptable, yet hate this crap.)


Very strange! :)

Perhaps because I don't know of many people who would seriously consider ripping out my entrails in such a manner, but do know plenty of those who consider me an inferior being in that same thoughtless, chauvanistic manner simply due to my ownership of said orifice.


The world is a terrible place indeed!


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