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Do you understand why Tim is getting angry with Christian!
Poll ended at Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:33 pm
No, i don't... Tim is an old jerk 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Yes... It's Tim's house, so Christian should be polite and accept the cake 50%  50%  [ 2 ]
Pork and ham? ... uhm... sorry.. elaborate! 50%  50%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 4
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 Post subject: Darkness of Heaven ( free mp3, my band)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:33 pm 
Hallo Peep! Here's a song i just recorded in my own band called Darkness of Heaven ( yes.. i use samples and i use my own vox... enjoy!!!):

Band: Darkness of Heaven
Country : Denmark
Formed in : 2002
Genre : Black Metal
Albums:

Kagesangen ( contained five songs, limited to 1 copy on a cd-r--- thrown away.. nobody liked it :cry: )
Demo Cake - Demo

http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2NL1 ... PTV0NSRERF - Entire Demo Cake :P

Be quick, only avaible in 7 days or a limited number of downloads :cry: I'll upload again, if ppl want me to :wink:

Please sign me up at MA :wink: Lyrics follows... and i might add a band history as time goes by...

The lyrics are set in Denmark, where a young girl meets her old friend Christian, who come from England. The lyrics are about what happens if you say "no" to cake:
Maria : " Hallo Christian!"

Christian : " Well?!? Hallo Maria!!!

Maria : " You wanna come meet the family?"

Christian : " Well... i can't say no to that!

Maria : " okay, follow me..... Please come indside and have some cake!!... here is my father Tim"

Tim : " Du skal smage min kage!" x 4 (meaning : " you shall taste my cake! ( he has forgotten Christian is from England)

Tim : "AAARHRHRH" x 2 ( he's happy, so he's yelling... a custom in Denmark)

.... After a while with lot's of cake...


Maria : " More?"

Christian : " No thank you, i can't eat more cake--- i CAN'T eat more CAKE!!!!"

Tim : " aaaAAAARGHH!..... Eat my fucking cake... or the punish take.... argg--you make me fucking MAD !!! ..... Aaaaarghhhh!

Christian : " NO THANKS!!!"

Tim : "Argh arghh"



... he he... well... i guess he's not welcome in their house anymore... what do you think?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:27 pm 
:shock:

:D


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:42 pm 
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That's quite funny! :D I liked that groovy part in the middle when you say "Eat my fucking cake". it's quite funny! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:50 pm 
best song ever !!! :lol:

too bad it's not produced by Bob Rock and released on Roadrunner, I would have bought it ! :D

1000000000/100


(btw, does your band do serious stuff too or is it just a plain parodic BM act ?)


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:02 pm 
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Ha ha, that was awesome. Well done, dude.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:00 am 
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Hahaha... Funny piece of shit.. U guys r good.. Keep it up..


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:37 am 
thanks alot for the kind words :D But i would like to point out that i'm the only one in my band, and i don't make the music myself only the vocals... i borrowed some stuff from The True Beltez, Paysage D'hiver and Nargaroth, hope they/you can forgive me :oops:
And to T.I.E this is my first bm (parody) track :P like i said, i released some shit in 2003 limited to one copy with really crappy music on it, some of it with real music stolen from Sepultura etc and other tracks only with synthezisers ( with stupid GTA samples in it) and a track with burps and farts in it, really stupid :roll: but hey, i growled on all the tracks, or at least tried to...

and oh! this Cake song is really just a remake of an old cake song that i made, entirely in danish and with funny accents... of course they don't sounds alike in any way, only the idea is the same... this is black the other was nu-metalish with call-and-response type of growling, sounds like shit... I have none of those songs anymore, i deleted them all accidently :?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:41 am 
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Whahaha, that was awesome!! The vocals (asside the funny voices) are actually not bad at all!!


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