Metal Reviews

I got a good story about Friday night, Valefor feel free to count up the votes and decide the winner whenever midnight is your time.


Ghast and metalhead, post whenever you want, but make sure people have 24 hours to vote on your match. The next match is on Tuesday at midnight.


Reminder: Dead Machine/Skldr, your match begins at Tuesday midnight, I'll make a post.


Sidenote: No posting until Ghast and metalhead have posted their lyrics. (That means you Skldr! )

Good luck in the voting Ghast and metalhead! Maybe you guys could set a standard, try and make your presentation a little more professional than Valefor and I's so that this tournament can progress is a more fashionable way.

PS: Write as many lyrics as you like, but only one will count this round, and anything you write in this round will not be considered in later rounds. Make sure people know which to vote on! I'm not sure this was considered in the previous match, but if it wasn't, and if it somehow effected the results, how fucking chaotic was the organization of this in the first place, right? Just standard procedure!!! :shock: 666? lololol!

Thanks for participating, and keep the fun shit going!

It's all in the spirit of fun...
V.

Ok, these are bad, but I saved better and more personal lyrics for the next round, if I pass this one. They are written mostly in metrum, look up the song "Hanging By A Moment" by Lifehouse. It's a very popular song, that's mostly why I picked it. The first 4 lines of the song should give you the best impression on how to read the lyrics. Well, whatever, here they are...

For far too many days now
I've walked this tree arched path
Forgotten and untied to those
That I walked in the past

And all I know is fading
Yet all I touch is true
Forgetting who I am now
And chasing after youth

What has this journey served me,
Spite reason's end in the white?
Why am I not forgiven
To have no goal in sight

My last step is approaching
Time has passed by mine
And here I go now, dying
My light will end to shine

Here I'm lying fallen
Tombstone to me unknown
Time has stopped to pass now
Or is it mine alone?

All I see is green here
As Eden in belief
A pattern on my skin shows:
The shadows cast by leaves

This feeble springlight cheers me
The last joy I go through
The last of snow is falling
It hits but dies here too

The seasons are in twilight
And I trapped in between
Faith for once has granted me
This beauty to have seen

My memories are binding
Of cold and death and hurt
My painful life laughs at me now
While dying in the dirt

I'm eaten by the mountains
I died a while ago
My death may have been painful
But sad, I do not know

For I'm trapped in this moment
Where despair took my fear
The end of life so wonderful
In nature, I rest here

Haha! Sorry, Gast, didn't mean to mispell your name! I had to dictate this post through a friend over the phone. Guess that's how he spelled it.

ok now, these are disgusting-but like i said, it's all in the name of comedy...

The Satan Porno Grindcore Song

satan rams you from behind
like a ten-ton hammer and you go blind
showers of cum soak the rocks
demons beat you with foot long cocks

red-hot flames lick your balls
demons torment
with high-pitched calls

you cry for help
but can only utter a yelp
you've been castrated from behind
pain fills your body
infests your mind

satan laughs
lucifer has won
with a red hot penis
he calls "the one"

you die on your own
molested by the beast
it was your member
on which he chose to feast

satan stole your virginity-and you want it back!

:oops: except for the first two verses i made these up on the moment...urgh

i know that voting isnt till tommorow, but both the lyrics are up...so i take full responsability when i say: go nuts and vote.

I thought you can vote in the 24 hours comming from now!

well since i can vote now.....

sorry metalhead, but that was sad.

i vote gast

Those were funny lyrics Pete !

but i'm afraid my vote would have to go to Misha (Ghast ), not that his are awesome (I'm certain he can do better) but just more of my taste :roll:

can't you write anything "serious" by the way ?

Hard to decide! I liked gast they remind me of a song i wrote lately so i'm gonna vote for him, i dig that stuff.

Gast.
V.

Metalhead's lyrics were actually pretty funny "with a red hot penis / he calls "the one"" is an awesome line.

However, having said that, my vote goes to Gast since it was much more lyrically thoughtful... I'm excited to see what he comes up with if he gets to round 2. [/i]

That's a hard one. Metalhead's song made me laugh, especially the last verse. But I have to go with Gast in the end.

wow! your poem went straight to my heart Metalhead.... but i'm going to vote for Misha in the end... sorry Pete

Fucking hell metalhead... :shock: :roll: :o

Or.... "pete" as apparently everyone calls you nowadays.



You've fallen afoul of the golden rule of artistry: Never play up the lack of effort you put into your work. Oh, and never make poetry up in the moment. Don't worry though, it happens to all of us from time to time.

Anyhoo, I suppose I should vote Gast simply because his make me less afraid for the state of the youth of today.

hahahaha!



i can, but i showed Gast some of it and me and him both know that it sucks, plus i'm only in this for a bit of old comedy value

Metalhead's lyrics were:

Funny
Original
Concise

Gast's were good, but Metalhead gets my vote! I had a blast!

I vote for Gast but metalhead's were pretty damn funny.

I couldn't have said it better.

Gast here, but good job Pete, those were quite fun.

:!:
i got a vote!
8)
woohoo!