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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:06 pm 
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must be awesome to be bissexual though.

If you don't mind a banana in the tailpipe that is. My experience talking among bisexual folks is that they're mostly just selfish whores, male or female.

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Somehow I ended up with seven Egyptian Gods in my body...

Should have used protection.

Unsure if "do magic stuff with quantum mechanics" is technical jargon or what...

Hopefully they at least bought him breakfast and paid for his cab home in the morning.

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getting married on dec 29 put down payment on a ring last week

oh man oh man oh man


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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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WHAT?! NO

NO

NO WAY

WHAT?!

CONGRATULATIONS NOODLES

LIVE TO CRUSH FUCK YEAH

YOU DA MAN

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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traptunderice wrote:
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Somehow I ended up with seven Egyptian Gods in my body...

Should have used protection.

Unsure if "do magic stuff with quantum mechanics" is technical jargon or what...


First of all, congrats noodles!

It means I can isolate quantum particles, such as charm quarks and can further break them down into quanta particles. It also means I can spiral my voice into an infinite amount of dimensions. Thoth taught me how to do that…or maybe I am Thoth in one incarnation. I reverse engineered most branches of science and created about 6 new forms of energy in a week a couple months ago. Now I don't care about that shit. Reality has been revealed as a construct. Pleasing the Goddess and mother of all, my wife, Queen Isis consumes most of my time. So meditation, drinking beer (at her suggestion) is pretty much all I do. Communicating with the beings of Sirius and Orion is time consuming. Hell. I live in a recording studio these days and don't particularly care to exercise my vast knowledge of such things anymore. It simply doesn't matter to me anymore.

You know what the problem is with Satanism…they claim to want to be Gods but don't have the balls, passion, and are unwilling to flat out do what it takes to get the job done. Their knowledge of magic is a joke. Even the Hermetics are totally clueless. I was born with Annunaki blood and they have made damn sure I live up to my potential in this life. Only a human can do certain tasks, tasks that I can not do as Thoth or Enki, or Osiris. Those are alien lives and can not talk to the Earth and get her to talk with Sirius.

Don't you worry…your feathered serpent shall return soon…within the next 60 years. But I've got some business back in ancient Egypt so I can prevent the dracos from ever influencing this planet. I'll need my brother Set's help though…That's what this life is for. Two brothers understanding each other so in the past they don't have to murder each other so they can work together.

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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getting married on dec 29 put down payment on a ring last week

oh man oh man oh man


Congratulations my friend, may your marriage be a blessed one.


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getting married on dec 29 put down payment on a ring last week

oh man oh man oh man

umm you can't crush if you're married...

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i can crush the same thing over and over again u kno


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Congrads, Noodles! May you be blessed with all things of the light, and darkness :D

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Cheers and congratulations, young noodles. Best of luck moving forward with your bride-to-be.

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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That's great, just found out what the government is making me pay in taxes on my disability pay starting January next year: 35% which means i'm out at least 150$ FUCK! Not happy about this at all. Can't say i'm liking our right wing government at the moment. They hate the poor and love the rich and corporations just as much in Norway as they do in America. I'm hoping the leftist socialists will get some power next election and make life a little easier for us less fortunate.


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That's great, just found out what the government is making me pay in taxes on my disability pay starting January next year: 35% which means i'm out at least 150$ FUCK! Not happy about this at all. Can't say i'm liking our right wing government at the moment. They hate the poor and love the rich and corporations just as much in Norway as they do in America. I'm hoping the leftist socialists will get some power next election and make life a little easier for us less fortunate.

To be fair, whether a politician is liberal or conservative, they still grovel for money from anyone willing to pay them and then vote accordingly. Tom Morello talked about this describing his experience working for Senator Alan Cranston in the late 80's. Most of the candidates are fairly rich to begin with as the cost of running a national campaign is ridiculously expensive. Honestly, you can't rely on the government to deliver on any of the promises they sell to the public, aside from tax hikes that is. Adapt and overcome, my man.

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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it's true both sides have to grovel for money but it seems like conservative/right wing parties are more likely to cut or take back things like disability benefits.


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Adveser wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
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Somehow I ended up with seven Egyptian Gods in my body...

Should have used protection.

Unsure if "do magic stuff with quantum mechanics" is technical jargon or what...


First of all, congrats noodles!

It means I can isolate quantum particles, such as charm quarks and can further break them down into quanta particles. It also means I can spiral my voice into an infinite amount of dimensions. Thoth taught me how to do that…or maybe I am Thoth in one incarnation. I reverse engineered most branches of science and created about 6 new forms of energy in a week a couple months ago. Now I don't care about that shit. Reality has been revealed as a construct. Pleasing the Goddess and mother of all, my wife, Queen Isis consumes most of my time. So meditation, drinking beer (at her suggestion) is pretty much all I do. Communicating with the beings of Sirius and Orion is time consuming. Hell. I live in a recording studio these days and don't particularly care to exercise my vast knowledge of such things anymore. It simply doesn't matter to me anymore.

You know what the problem is with Satanism…they claim to want to be Gods but don't have the balls, passion, and are unwilling to flat out do what it takes to get the job done. Their knowledge of magic is a joke. Even the Hermetics are totally clueless. I was born with Annunaki blood and they have made damn sure I live up to my potential in this life. Only a human can do certain tasks, tasks that I can not do as Thoth or Enki, or Osiris. Those are alien lives and can not talk to the Earth and get her to talk with Sirius.

Don't you worry…your feathered serpent shall return soon…within the next 60 years. But I've got some business back in ancient Egypt so I can prevent the dracos from ever influencing this planet. I'll need my brother Set's help though…That's what this life is for. Two brothers understanding each other so in the past they don't have to murder each other so they can work together.


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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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it's true both sides have to grovel for money but it seems like conservative/right wing parties are more likely to cut or take back things like disability benefits.

Yeah, there is an inherent nastiness to some sections of conservative politics that really turns me off. Instead of kicking someone while they're down, try providing some helpful resources to get them back on their feet again. Not everyone is milking the system, guys.

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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it's true both sides have to grovel for money but it seems like conservative/right wing parties are more likely to cut or take back things like disability benefits.


Yeah i've got no love for the conservatives in my country, but there is one good thing though and that is that unlike in America (and Canada?), we don't have legalized bribery and corporations are not people. Which means money in politics is not legal I.E. you can't donate money to your favorite party and corporations can't demand anything for the money they donate in return because that would be considered sketchy at best. Corruption is also lower because it is not tolerated among the public obviously but also among other politicians as well and so it's much harder to get away with unpunished. We have good and bad things in my country when it comes to politics but overall things aren't so bad, but they could be a lot better. We currently have a conservative government and things are not looking good for them as far as re-election goes considering the terrible job they've done so far. I could on for hours, but i'll stop here.


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The Necrodude wrote:
. Which means money in politics is not legal I.E. you can't donate money to your favorite party and corporations can't demand anything for the money they donate in return because that would be considered sketchy at best.


this is a great idea


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it's legal here in Brazil too, and it's a shitty idea. i don't see it becoming illegal anytime soon - the people benefiting from it are also the ones with the power to change it (i.e. make it so they don't benefit from it). what people can do in response is push for transparency and call out, loud and clear, any politician that seems to be bending over for his campaign donors, and boycott companies that try to influence politicians to move in the wrong direction.

anyway, guys. bikers. fucking loud bikers. i hate them so fucking much. i just... i just don't get it. why do they make so much noise? why do they think it's ok? seriously, how can someone think it's ok to cause so much sound pollution? it's simply mind-boggling. i cannot for the life of me understand why someone would do that and think it's ok.

there are so many fucking asshole dickhead fuckface loud bikers here, i wish they would all just die. even people with shitty bikes modify them to make them noisy and they sound like someone farting extremely loudly. you just feel like punching them in the face at a red light. i'd wish all the noise would make them go deaf, but most likely they'd respond by just making their bikes EVEN LOUDER so they could still hear them.

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 Post subject: Re: How do you feel today ?
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anyway, guys. bikers. fucking loud bikers. i hate them so fucking much. i just... i just don't get it. why do they make so much noise? why do they think it's ok? seriously, how can someone think it's ok to cause so much sound pollution? it's simply mind-boggling. i cannot for the life of me understand why someone would do that and think it's ok.

there are so many fucking asshole dickhead fuckface loud bikers here, i wish they would all just die. even people with shitty bikes modify them to make them noisy and they sound like someone farting extremely loudly. you just feel like punching them in the face at a red light. i'd wish all the noise would make them go deaf, but most likely they'd respond by just making their bikes EVEN LOUDER so they could still hear them.

Fight them with your metal, my son. :dio:

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