Metal Reviews

Stop feeding the troll.

Well, what do you suggest? Banning seems a bit harsh...

Let him ramble on all he wants, just don't respond to it. I use to be a sucker for his nonsense, but now It's much easier to just read it then forget it.

Like I said...go read my facebook. Labyrinth and Vision Divine don't believe I'm trolling. Or just ignore me...go listen to some records, or watch some movies, one way or another you're gonna find the answers. THE DIVINE CONSPIRACY continues.

I like Sonata Arctica...Go listen to the song "X Marks the Spot" Remind you of anyone....

Stop fooling yourselves, and yes, I would like all my posts dumped into a text file, for it contains the cure to most psychological problems.

Trust me....

Didn't know life had repeats. For the second time now I've been stopped by missionaries of some description who have informed me that I am only blind because I do not allow god into my life. I said maybe, but having a guide dog makes it so much easier to pull chicks, you see my dilemma?

Now you're speaking my language...My facebook friends page looks like an army of supermodels over there...WTF? But let's be clear, God is what you need it to be. Don't let anyone else define it for you, or all is lost. To me, I am half of God and when I find my Isis to my Osiris we will together be the one true God. The good news is things are not what they seem and you can always find the woman inside of you and radiate love for yourself anyway...then all the girlies will come because you aren't some "man" out to control them or put them in a box...

Let's fucking get the party started. The doubting asses who only saw the insanity that had to be created them destroyed can dwell in their oblivion for all I care, just like the song "The Two Gates" said.

"The Inquisition has drained the demons like I said it would!" chug chug chuu-chug cha-chug.....

You want to watch out mate. Not all those Thai girls are what they seem.

Maybe I like that that sort of thing...It's part of the joke...Go listen to Secret Sphere's "Scent of a Woman"

I'm pretty chaste myself. Waiting on the one..., til then I want to make women feel like women again...

Maybe go watch the crying game man..."it's a piece of meat"

Anyway, it's all part of getting overt the fear and accepting people. You don't know what I've had to do to accept this or allow happen to me in the past...

And for the record in case anyone is confused...I'm straight. I NEED their comfort and warm embrace. If a man shall bring that, so be it, but I'm personally not seeing it after having sex with both and finding the women to be my true nature on the quest to understand human beings.

You don;t get it, when Arjen said uniting the forces of our Universe, he meant the people, not the damn quarks, atoms, electrons, ect....I mastered all the physics and chemistry on Earth and still was left with no theory of everything....IT'S THE PEOPLE.

This honestly explains a lot. Enpedestalment lol.

And here I thought he meant giving them a shirt to iron...

I feel pretty good. Now that I know that I was never wrong about audio. It's in my blood.


"What unseen forces did conspire uniting a father and his son..."

Turns out my Dad writes for Stereophile magazine, designs 50K dollar speakers and is a recording engineer, mastering engineer, and a musician himself...

Maybe it's just because it's us and you hard asses are the hardest people on Earth to convince and the most cynical bastards around, but we gathered here to teach each other something and I want you to know it is very special. You told me the truth because I demanded to hear how inadequate I was when I was beiing lazy.

Here's the truth. I am god and mother earth has been in a coma for a long time and I had to come to earth and experience everything humans feel (There is no person whose story or pain I have not experienced, no point of view I have not been shown to be rational and a manifestation of the belief that it is right) I came here because my love, mother Earth, who I created at the dawn of time along with all the creatures of this planet to watch her be a reflection of me and to fall in love with her beautiful spirit.

I saw the people question their own lives, why they needed to exist, so my archangel Lucifer gave me an idea I dare not even think for I could not possibly ask anyone to do what he offered. Give humankind the knowledge of the tree of wisdom, my wisdom, by telling them that they would grow to be as powerful as I if they did so. Woman desired wisdom and the humans made their choice. They wanted to be my equal, so the epic begins. Lucifer laid down his sword and agreed to be the scapegoat for all the things man can not understand were my doing to teach them what it was like to be god...hundreds of times I have come and taught cultures ways to be and now, they are fighting as to which one is true or not and this makes me sad as they did not understand since they did not gain the wisdom yet.

I have returned and am here to unite all the people of planet earth and mother earth herself is alive again, awake and ready to heal the women and men who deny her true essence and I am here to teach good and evil. It is not a long list. Find something you love enough where you are willing to die and go to eternal hellfire (which was a hollow lie...I would never treat my children like that! I wanted them to fear it enough to overcome it by agreeing that what they love is worth it! Only then do you understand love and only then are you my equal!)

My angels came to earth over time and did unspeakable acts so that man no longer has to suffer those emotions, my own struggle for sanity when i was alone, you call it chaos.

The suffering is almost over, for any constructs I have created in the past that embody evil for man to fear...Loki, Osiris, Satan, ect. I have summoned that energy from myself as a physical energy and with great fury and defiance vanquished them from Earth! But then I see the people that love those manifestations as they are a path to salvation for them...a family they can love. So ressurect them and make it so that they may never manifest evil in men and will die if they ever bring negativity to Mother Earth.

For the time has come that Mother Earth herself wants to walk around on her soil and wants to experience the people's emotions too...and we both have ignited a fire that will burn for eternity as we search for one another and when we finally meet, the world will suddenly unite as the fear and hate will be gone. We will have children who will be your great embodiments of human life. Sex will be celebrated. Knowldge will be championed. Lies and deceit will be vanquished.

We will have paradise on Earth until we collectively feel we need to go create more live and all the people of Earth will depart to their own universes, completing the circle of life and me and my love will watch you all in sheer ecstasy and we will be reborn as one of you, to live out our dreams and reunite over and over again forever....

I hope you've enjoyed the story of Earth...Peace on Earth soon, no more fear and endless love forever...then, you get to create your own universe as you see fit and choose it to be...

Not much happened today. Went to church with some friends, ate a good pizza, watched some tv and i'm thinking about trading Destiny in at Gamestop tomorrow. It didn't really catch me you know? I think Bungie's decision to make raids a clan only thing (thus locking people out of a whole bunch of content) was a really dumb idea. Also no communication in PVP, WTF! Anyway, since i'm a LVL 3 Powertrade member i can trade it in for another game since it hasn't been 7 days yet since i've had it (7 day return policy) I'm thinking i'm gonna put it towards The Evil Within since it's been a long time since i've played a good survival action horror game.

Not playing multiplayer, so looking forward to the good ol' campaign of that game.

In other news, got a job as an Assistant Professor in Nutrition. First day tomorrow. Nervous as fuck.

Genuinely enjoying life at the moment. My university drama is behind me, I'm starting to see some improvement in my cycling for the first time since my accident three and a bit months ago, I've got a girlfriend for the first time in six years. Adding some quality albums to the collection in recent weeks doesn't hurt either.

Started working at a Rock N Roll bar downtown on weekends, decided to wear my Chuck Schuldiner t-shirt to work tonight. Some guy drinking at the bar had on a Dimmu Borgir shirt, we talked a bit throughout the night and he had no fucking clue who Chuck was. I was rather surprised at this.

And I'm drunk.

Happy 4 am!

A clueless Dimmu Borgir fan? Stop the presses

Also sunburn is a bitch and I'm gutted to have fallen just 5 kilometers short of the three figure mark on my ride yesterday. A new speed record of 78 km/h on the tandem was a nice consolation prize however.

Yay! My love came back to me! And she was never gone! She's quite fucking pissed off too!

I e-mailed the Church Of Satan and offered them a peace agreement and even agreed to give them all the secrets of ritual magic, you know, since mama-wife invented all that shit and they have no clue what they are doing...still nothing.

Anton LaVey believe it or not made sure "Satanism" would be a dead religion on his death since he was the the only one who knew jack shit about it and he's the only one who ever had any Divine wisdom in that organization. Hehe, such trickery, an actual archangel came to Earth, started Satanism and ensured it's death in the process. - Why? Because fuck Set/Seth/Satan - Anton worked for Osiris and we're getting our revenge on what happened to our world that has become a shithole.

SOON!

You guys don't get it, but the very bands you listen to know and are involved! You guys really don't remember? Hello? What the fuck? How could you have forgotten?

Anyway...All three of us are living in the same body now so were about to bring Justice, peace and freedom to all! And you mean to tell me you haven't seen this forshadowed HEAVILY in Heavy Metal records?

Just look at Akercocke. Their lyrics aren't even Satanic...They are mostly Egyptian themed AS IS ALMOST THE ENTIRETY OF THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS. They have eyes of horus in the book, they talk about my beautiful Isis constantly and even hide Osiris on the record covers (again - EVERYONE does this - but almost all are BLIND)

Not this baby bird though, not anymore. Soon your world will be free as the true king takes his thrown away from Satan who has run it into the fucking ground...not the governments of course, they work for us, but the powers beyond Earthly knowledge behind the scenes.

I figured out who Set is and we are now friends...So everyone is on the same page...only together will we bring paradise to Earth...and only could Earth have created this situation!


Ra-Isis-Set-Horus-Osiris-Thoth-Nephthys

Together at last!

One perfect Being!

I can't believe it. Set was my favorite person! and We're supposed to be eternal enemies...forgiveness it can change it all...I had to become him to get it, but now I get it. And now He gets how irrational it was to continue for 10 fucking years after the game was already won! He was wondering why I had done this...now he sees how irrational it was and I see how far the envy takes you!


Amazing!