Metal Reviews

So what happened to that Bruce guy? Seemed like a solid member here on MR, posted a ton... Did he just vanish?

cute girl in a colourblocked coat asked me out today

daww

not that I'm an egomaniac or anything (but I am) but did anyone notice me going missing

also today I feel like I need to get absolutely tanked to erase all memory of this week from my mind, 4 1/2 hour supplementary exam and then working the rest of the week on a supp assessment paper, my brain is just gone

You left?

This is how I feel when my work turns down the heating for "National Sweater Day"

Committed suicide.

Crap it's easy in your day.

In my day boys had to ask girls out.

And most girls just seemed interested in free drinks or dinner.

And they didn't dress nearly as sexy as they do today - frumpy sweaters, jeans, baggy pants - yuuck, yuck.

You young 'uns have it sooo good.

yes Wally I left, I was gone for a whole month and no one noticed, maybe it's because I don't cause enough conflict

my day is gonna be a breeze, I get to listen to Orphaned Land (one of my absolute favourite bands) all morning, then quickly run in to Uni to submit an assignment and then tonight it's cycling training at the velodrome oh I love my Fridays

A lot of people seem to be on at least temporary leave from the forum, plus there was the holidays and such. I noticed you were gone because the "rate the song above you" thread was getting so little traffic.

I'm barely on forums in the Christmas period.

Did that guy really commit suicide?

Guessing Walnut wasn't being serious. Bruce certainly was a good member, and is missed.

Who are you?

http://www.pm.gov.au/your-pm

BOW DOWN TO YOUR PRIME MINISTER, BIATCHES!

Could you be more melodramatic? Yes, people noticed. Wally is a dick. And Bruce was a reviewer for a while until he just fell off the map. Plus, his medical conditions make it extra worrisome honestly.

indeed. people often leave without saying a word but he was really really active so i hope it's not a sign of something worse.

going to SÃO PAULO (a 24M person megalopolis) for CARNAVAL tomorrow, probably staying until tuesday. can't wait.

Carnaval!? Oh, damn. You're gonna get the herpes, bro. Like twice.

I thought he'd get it just from breathing in.

Well, I hope not. But this made me laugh..

I'm The Doctor

(I really, really need to watch less Doctor Who

oh and @Trapt I didn't know there were health problems with Bruce I just assumed he left without warning which is something I encounter all too often with my other forum, I was going to put a smiley at the end of that I just forgot

Recounting my tales from last night, I drank half a bottle of Patron before leaving on a bus to go to DC. Don't remember a single thing when I made it to the bar due to being black out drunk. Missed the bus going home. Had to take an $80 taxi back to Virginia. Apparently told the taxi to take me to the town and not to my apartment for some reason. He kicked me out of the taxi somewhere. I precede to stumble through this town. I have no idea where I was at or where I thought I was going. I for some reason decide to cut through some woods in order to reach this other road. There I fall into a thorn bush slicing my shirt and hands all up. Then end up in some kind of business complex parking lot where I walk off a dock and so fall scraping my hands on cement and tearing the knee of my jeans. At this point, my shirt is covered in blood from my hands. I open an unlocked truck door and sleep on the bench seat for two hours. Then I start walking again until some guy picks me up on his way to work. He takes me to his work in order to step in and let the people he works with know what he is doing. The dude tells me how he works on prototype drones, which is fucking crazy. There's some like top secret building around the corner apparently. I'm covering myself in a blanket from his back seat because I didn't have a coat on. He drops me off and I wake up to find that my phone is missing its battery so had to buy a new one. Now, I just feel like death.