Metal Reviews

To quote God: "FUCK SHIT CUNTOXEN."

I've found out I have two gray pubic hairs. As Jesus said in the Bible " Muthafucka gangnam style."

If I was God I'd incinerate Botswana or Mozambique or both in a fit of grey pube induced rage.

after headbanging to Slayer for pretty much the entire day my neck barely feels attached to the rest of my body, hey decapitation through headbanging thats pretty fucking metal

The main source of stress in my relationship is when I get hungry and my girlfriend wants to make complicated food and keeps asking me about what kind of complicated food I want to eat, but I don't care because I'm hungry and just want to eat. I say this, so she starts a philosophical discussion about eating for flavour vs eating to fuel the body and I'm getting grumpier and grumpier because I want to eat and talking about food is the worst thing to do when you want to eat. I'd make myself a meal but I was always raised not to make food just for yourself when people you care about are around. I'd make both of us a meal but she doesn't want a peanut butter and jam sandwich lunch for the four hundredth time. It sounds dumb but it gets pretty intense; it happened about a half dozen times when we lived together and 2-3 times since then.

man I really wish christian bands were less christian

isn't that a really weird complaint to have?

and before people say well don't listen to it have I stated my philosophy of good music is good music regardless of the message behind it?

I find if I replace God/heaven with "happiness" and sin/hell with "unhappiness" (or maybe shame), I can relate to a lot of Christian art.

some of the finest art was inspired by religion or so I'm told, not beeing able to see most of it I wouldn't actually know...

this band has great music in my opinion but the obnoxiously christian lyrics really do get old fast, wish they knew about subtety

You two aren't living together anymore? Embrace your Epicurean self, quality always over quantity. I feel like I can totally relate to your conundrum from back when I was living with ladies. The answer is to always shut your mouth and go with the flow. My inability to do this might be why I live alone now.

But, on the lady front, we had sex in my car because she still lives with her parents and we couldn't justify sneaking into her house and trying to not to wake up her parents, but her plan is to have moved in with a friend a week after I get back and so that totally means a month of kinda sorta living with her and just fucking the shit out of her. I mentioned the whole "roommate in the other room" conundrum at which point she reminded me that she has heard her two friends who I know as well fucking more times than she can count and so it's totally cool. Art, dinner, sex, giggles, cuddling, strolls through the city, quaint small Ohio town living; this is looking to be the best winter break ever! However, the fear that her and I just completely crash and burn is always there. Her and I have never been on a date before. We hooked up, and I crushed on her while she was in Holland for a year, this could either go really well or really badly.

On another front, I started crashing around ten, but really needed to work in order to get back to Ohio and lady friend, well, a triple shot eggnog latte later and I don't know when I'm going to fall asleep.

I'd love to do the eating for flavour thing and I am slowly building my skills at cooking tasty things, but I get hungry every 2-3 hours so my choices are either fall back on stuff that doesn't take long to make or spend my whole life cooking. Also sometimes living off of nuts veggies fruit yogurt and cheese sounds pretty great to me.




Here's some! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtE0Y7wUfCQ

Nothing beats grapes and cheese, little buddy. You need to just convince your lady friend to snack on fruit in yogurt or sunflower seeds and nuts. Or a grilled cheese. Or the tasty canned soups (they do exist).

fuckin' lucky bastard

I haven't gotten any fucking action in nearly three years!!! why can't I make this shit work I mean I have a fucking guide dog for fuck sakes if anything is gonna be a chick magnet it's a fuckin' dog right? dammit I gotta make something happen shit's getting old

I don't know you, bro. But seriously, unless you're fucking Quasimodo, you should be able to get laid. Not saying you can get a hot chick to fuck you, but if you wanna get laid you can do it. Put your mind to it. And has the guide dog ever worked for you?

generally he does at least to the point that I've gotten some quality friendships with girls who started talking with me cause of the dog but it never gets beyond there hence shit getting old, oh yeah the dog was also how I met my now ex-girlfriend, I'd much rather not get into how that turned out other then to say she had major daddy issues

@noodles

As someone who has been in a relationship for 6 years (actually now....6 year anniversary december 19th....jesus) let me say the key to a long and happy relationship is just backing off and allowing both people to do their own thing.

All it takes is a quiet, rational coversation where you tell her "I will have a peanut butter sandwich, which will make me happy, and you can have whatever makes you happy, and then we'll eat it together."

If you say it nicely enough, it can't not sound reasonable. Then apply this logic to everything you ever do. Except sex. You gotta agree on what kind of sex you're having, obviously.

makes sense to me

on the subject of food though I like food that tastes good (which is why I never eat macdonalds and the like)

I'm completely fucking addicted to Macca's, Hungry Jack's (australian burger king) KFC, nando's, oporto, all that fucking shit.

You know how some people have a sweet tooth? I have a grease tooth. I wish I didn't because it gives me pimples and I have to work out three times a week just to maintain my weight, but I can't help it. As someone who has been addicted to drugs and therefore knows what he's talking about, I can officially say my junk food addiction is a real, honest-to-goodness addiction.

Switch to pub food if it's the grease you're after. Eggs, black pudding, sausages, and a goddamm mushroom fried in bacon grease washed down with a pint or two...

Fuck, now I'm hungry.

Yeah, most people have to work out a few times a week to maintain some sort of reasonable physical condition.

I eat bad food once in a while to and will get fat and die like 85% of everyone else.

guess I'm the odd one out then, no matter how much I eat I just don't put on weight, I mean even when I wasn't doing sport or anything I never gained weight, now with the cycling and blind cricket I'm actually having to eat more to make sure I don't start losing weight (which would be bad since I'm already about five Kilos under what the doc says a good weight for my height is but apparently I'm not unhealthy so go figure)

Then chow down, you're a lucky one.

I'm on Depakote and Saphris, gained 30lbs in 2 months when they put me on my meds again when I was 19.

Mate, don't worry. I eat my fair share of pub food too. If it's greasy, I eat it all. And as a true blue Aussie, you know I spend an inordinate amount of time in pubs.