Metal Reviews

we have Johnson, the game is at the WACA, we got this

Perth, 2010/11 Ashes v England

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-aN8-21Mpc

Perth, 2008 v South Africa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiKpKppiKQo

Kingsmeade (South Africa), 2009 v South Africa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9hcZWVb7PI

twice he's ripped through South Africa, twice they thought they'd figured out how to play him, twice they were wrong, Johnson always does damage in Perth

Man, when he clean bowls Tremlett at around 5:45 in this video....what a fucking delivery. Every time I see that, and I've seen it a few, my jaw drops.

In the slow-mo replay, especially, you can see how it swings perfectly at the last minute directly into off stump. An utterly ridiculous piece of seam bowling.

it is amazing yes, but insane, no, what about the ball Makhaya Ntini bowled Ricky Ponting with in South Africa? now THAT was insane but I can't find a link for it unfortunately

Maaaaaaaaate

5/75 what a fucking start!

If our batsmen can handle the bounce of this pitch, we're gonna be in a bloody good position!

THIS TEST IS OURS!!!

South Africa won't make 150

Du Plessis saving the Saffers' innings again. Amazing to think he wouldn't have gotten a game if Duminy hadn't been injured. He's a gun.

yeah but seven wickets down with tailenders out there means the Saffers are still fucked

Warner will have fond memories of last years Perth test

I got money on him making another thirty minute century lol

You know something? That actually would be a cool metal album title!

Sorry guys just bored go back to your cricket talk.

never thought of it that way

think that ball had snow on it by the time it was caught lol eight wickets down, we'll be batting by the end of play

You're not wrong. There goes Steyn. Morkel won't be far behind. Du Plessis will carry his bat again. Impressive.

I dunnow Morkel is hammering Johnson

Bam. Gone.

Shitty poo balls. Can't believe Cowan played that shot.

and another one looks like falling any minute, talk about a bowlers pitch

Holy shitting fuck cunts. This is bad now.

night watchman, then Ponting who's batting right now makes McGrath look like Bradman, yeah unless Clarke and Hussey can save us again we're fucked

Wow ! SA has a lead. Didn't expect that. Most likely this test will have a result.

South Africa are dead set certainties to win the third and final test unfortunately for Australia the number one test ranking is out of reach for another two or three years

I can't look anymore. This is terrible!

Punter gone for 8. Shame in his last test, but at least it shows it was definitely the right time for him to retire.

We're gonna need Pup to score about 500 now if we want to win.



All there's left to do is laugh about it. Otherwise it's too depressing!