Metal Reviews

Moonspell - Spring Of Rage

decent melody but the clean vocals are weak at best and the "harsh" vocals are even worse, 4/10

Celtic Frost - Dawn Of Meggido

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM7oFCfEqzs

ok... this is getting ridiculous, you guys are totally picking whatever you want to critique. bunch of stuff from the other page has been skipped over....

Stop bitching and just keep playing the game.

Celtic Frost - Dawn of Megiddo. It's off To Mega Therion. You know it's good. 7/10.

Charles Bronson - Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKjC34o2vy4

Charles Bronson-Obligatory Jock Slaughter song

0

Shit annoyingly short powerviolence, these guys suck dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGuUm3OQl6Y

Dying Fetus Bringing Back The Glory

Not my thing but well done.
5/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcp0ZVre1gw

Dying Fetus - Bringing Back The Glory

decent enough but let down by the largely incomprehensible vocals 6/10

fucking love this next one

Halford - Fetish



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-PYczUZ138

Halford-Fetish

0

Groove buttrock with Halford's overproduced vocals that are failing miserably to attain the highs he had on Painkiller. The riffing is unimaginative half thrash nonsense, and that groove chugging is like listening to Machine Head make love to newer Nevermore with a strappon. I can see the little bald guy try to belch these notes out, and the studio producers begging him to let them use protools

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8

papa roach - whatever the fuck that was

0/10 shit band made shitter by edits so bad in fact I won't even apply correct grammar to their name

Exhorder - Death In Vain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtqm8bufF7w

oh and this thread works much better on the other forum where the forum blocks you from posting if someone else posts before you finish yours so you can see what has been posted then update your own accordingly

would be a good edition here. Also for a quick idea, on the off chance someone looks and notices someone is in this thread in the forum index, in other threads similar to this posters put placeholders on songs they want to review.

Maybe that could work here.

certainly need something to uphold the order in this thread otherwise it'll stay this chaotic and piss everyone off

Was going to suggest having separate threads for different genres, actually, else it'll be a bunch of people marking each other's suggestions zero all the way through. Enjoyably chaotic, sure, but hard to take any useful recommendations away from...

but even if we did try that nothing would stop steve from going through and saying how "shit" everyone's songs are regardless, plus it would probably slow things down quite a bit, this thread seems to have taken like wildfire so I don't really want to change it too much

This would just require everyone previewing their post before posting and checking the bottom for the last posts posted. But that's a hassle.

It would just go much smoother so long as everyone is always posting a new song. Shit gets fucked when people comment without posting a song. Songs might get skipped, but just repost them if you notice it had happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HvX53CfeOk

like you skipping over the Exhorder song I posted which hasn't been rated yet?

ok Every Walk A Quarantine

pretty raw vocals are a plus, boring guitars and drums are a negative, more wrong then right with it means it's a 4/10

Muddy Waters - You Got To Take Sick And Die Some Of These Days (like I said on the very first post songs need not be metal so here's some good 'ol fashioned blues)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ASML64E6ow&feature=relmfu

Muddy Waters - You Got to Take Sick and Die Some of These Days
Like Howling Wolf better.
5/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZBn1WQJpy8

The Flight Of Slepnir - The Serpent Ring

haunting clean vocals over very simple clean played passages, wish those vocals would have continued over the melodic parts as I feel the harsh vocals hurt this song, still enjoyable enough however and warrants a 7.5/10

Morgion - A Slow Succumbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prlN4H7QgG0

I was very tempted to respond with funeral doom but restrained myself

Morgion - A Slow Succumbing

Hmmm... It lacks the passion and the captivity of what Doom Metal should have. Didn't really strike any major chords and it can be shortened maybe a few minutes in length. Nonetheless, an above average piece of music that gets a 6.5/10 from me. Cheers.

Master's Hammer - Čerti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6zT9aF9x1g

Gotta love the 'Hammer, although not sure I'd call that the best track from that album. Listening to this reminded me that they had a new album out in February, will have to see about hearing that...

Just discovered these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sScQLDwT ... e=youtu.be

Dionysus - Valor of the Phoenix (Pakistani Metal)

Sound is awful (and I guess it's not just youtube's fault). The music doesn't appeal to me much. What would you call that, Zad, progressive blackened death metal?

2/10
(listened to half the song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar_Fgwh3xaU