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A greasy Mexican prostitute with a hairy concha, a unibrow, and aids from Alexander.


You could never get a prostitute 'cause you're a fuckin' dishwasher with a smelly ass (you have good taste in Metal though).


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I am joyous when the minuscule glint of sunlight pours through the dreary overcast that hangs perilously above my sullen brow. As I prepare for the inevitable bowel movements I subject myself to by listening to the gall and bitter muck that is 40 watt sun, I lament the day of my birth by spending more of my mortal earnings on albums that all sound the same.
40 watt sun is really good man. i have to disagree with you on this one.


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AlexandeR wrote:
Tehom wrote:
A greasy Mexican prostitute with a hairy concha, a unibrow, and aids from Alexander.


You could never get a prostitute 'cause you're a fuckin' dishwasher with a smelly ass (you have good taste in Metal though).


(see the description of said night walker)


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Great now I've got Asian Hooker by Steel Panther stuck in my head. :mad:


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This is the greatest website in the world.


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Great now I've got Asian Hooker by Steel Panther stuck in my head. :mad:


And you've got serious issues.


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yeah fuck you Amazon.com post tracker, Febuary 23rd my ass cd arrived today you bunch of spanners

looking forward to getting my doom on with that Avernus album a little later but for now I still have Hallow's Eve and a few other bits and pieces that must be added to my Xbox


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my nipples are crusty and hard


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For Those About To Rock...We're making cookies! My son and I are jamming to AC/DC's Live At River Plate album and making cookies.


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huskerc7 wrote:
my nipples are crusty and hard


:wub:


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oh it feels so good to drink again, Crowne sure does go down a treat, quality beer that, shame I drank eight of 'em leaving me just four with a full day of watching cricket ahead of me when I eventually get up and that's givin' me a good buzz but no more then that, little kick in the guts earlier but that's quickly worn off


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Raven wrote:
For Those About To Rock...We're making cookies! My son and I are jamming to AC/DC's Live At River Plate album and making cookies.
:dio:


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noticeable absence of a hangover which I should apparently be feeling and oh shit won't be able to watch the cricket because channel nine are retarded


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Aren't you the coolest drunk ever. Wait til your hit 30+, those hangovers will hit you and hit you hard. You only stay young for so long.


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And you obviously aren't drinking nearly enough.


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didn't want to drink all my beer at once mate, wish I'd left myself six instead of four but oh well I know it will catch up however I'm prepared for that and I don't drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk anyway

we're gonna pick up where we left off aren't we


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Nah I'm heading out for the night. I'll give you shit when I get home. That is if I'm still able to log on.


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Aren't you the coolest drunk ever. Wait til your hit 30+, those hangovers will hit you and hit you hard. You only stay young for so long.
Ain't that the fucking truth!! When I was a younger man I never got a hangover. Now after a long night of drinking I have to take two shots in
The morning to get moving.

I may have a problem...


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That's not a problem, that's life!!


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hazing the newbie huh? that's cool can't always be the one dishing it up like I did on the other forum

hooray for channel nine finally realising we here in Adelaide want to watch the full test match not just the last session of the Adelaide game each year

love my cricket


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