Metal Reviews

That would a stereotype. Women definitely and without a doubt are infinitely more capable than that. Guys can sometimes have more fun without women around telling them what to do and how it should be done (not that they do that). I don't know, it'll be a change of paste and we can order a lot food and I can blast the music through the speakers instead of listening through headphones.

Unmanly where you live perhaps - fucking Neanderthals - but here knowing how to cook is a safe way to get in a woman's pants.

"And tomorrow, in A Beginner's Guide To Feminism..."

Tee-hee.

I'm sorry but you have family there, right? Can't see how two women would go there just for the lolz.
Well I knew two actually, but they were glad to leave after having spent a week in Teheran.

Oooooh yeah.

Hahaha fuck you Bruce

I prefer to do other things to get pussy:

Playing the guitar in a serenade.
Writing.
Or simply getting them drunk and hot.

I know a bit of cooking because I've lived alone for some years, but you'll never see me cleaning. Sometimes is cool to live in a Neanderthal country

1. Cliché and hyper lame
2. Noodlish
3. Fridgeish.

...

Yeah okay, those work too.

Because that is so manly.

In other news, and because we had it for the 4th of July and the Canadian one (whenever that is), here goes:

IT'S EFFIN' BASTILLE DAY, BITCHES.
We're going to celebrate this the French way: fireworks, big military parade to show the world WE HAVE A DICK TOO, guillotining a descendant of the royal family or three, and more importantly: doing nothing because it's a legal holiday.

Revolution! Woo-hoo! *chop chop*

Bruce: First it's Tehran. Second, Tehran isn't very friendly for tourist but we have a lot tourist friendly cities which Tehran isn't one of them. Third, I have no idea why the people you talk about were glad when leaving Tehran. Fourth, as a family we get a long quite well, so, if what you're getting at is they're leaving because they want a break from us, I wouldn't believe that for a second.

Most important fact: Iran is ranked very high in tourist cities in the world but now they don't rank anywhere in the charts. Iranian citizens are leaving Iran because of the dreadful situation.

Poetry and being sophisticated is good to "get" chicks but it does not always work (it rarely does, here in Canada at least). It purely boils down to meeting the right person at the right time in the right state of mind.

I object! Women want to sleep with me because I'm gorgeous, charming and really good at flirting.

In real news, terrified of today. Worked a 15.5 hour shift yesterday, and my next 14.5 hour shift starts in an hour. It'll be chill for most of the day, but then I've got a charity function coming in with over 100 people expected... Gah.

Woah, woah, easy friend. Didn't mean anything of the sort. I just wanted to know why two women would go in Iran now, if not to see family members or something important like that.
As for the spelling of Tehran, I just wrote it the French way (Téhéran without the accents), my bad, didn't know.
The two people I was referring to were a Swede friend and her mother. The former dated a guy form Iran for a few years and he kept telling her beautiful things about Iran (which I'm sure are all true, this is not the point). So, a year or so after they broke up, her mother and the girl went to Tehran (and maybe the surroundings, I don't remember). They were glad to have been there, and were willing to go again when things are different, but they also felt off and tensed the whole week. It wasn't the veil - she told me you could were it loosely without being bugged by anyone - but something. For instance, they hardly spoke to anyone except at the hotel. They also found they were looked at quite a bit by the men. Therefore, they were glad to leave. That's it.

Anyway, I wasn't meaning to say anything bad about Iran - the country. Just that it's a shame about the regime.

Sorry Olivier, I was tried and just came back from work so I might have been in a kind of a strange mood when I wrote my response last night. I see what you're saying now. The regime is inhuman beyond belief. Iranian guys can be sly and deceiving as well. Obviously, we have relatives that my sister and mom want to see and that's the only and main reason for them to go for a visit besides the fact that they want to see Iran. I personally can't go because I need to renew my Persian passport. If you have someone to guide you through and tell you a bit but a lot about the Iranian culture and their people you can have one hell of a time. There are lots of parties going on that the regime does not know about and girls that make your thing you know what. Having said that, the regime is so chaotic and unpredictable that one's involvement in any way with the government (and politics) can result in you getting imprisoned and who knows what will happen next.

I'm sold, when do we go?

*Packs things*

2 years from now? When I finish my Master's . It'll be insanity done right!

What to do on a saturday when not drinking (or hungover)? SO FUCKING BORED.

And this is why God in his infinite wisdom created women *and* videogames. One is always an option when you're in lack of the other.