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 Post subject: 'CRYPTOPSY Drummer Launches DIGITAL DOOMZDAY Project (#2302
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:52 pm 
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Band News - CRYPTOPSY Drummer Launches DIGITAL DOOMZDAY Project

Published on Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:50 pm
Source: Blabbermouth


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 pm 
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Too hilarious and depressing not to post. My expectations for the next Cryptopsy, already low, are now non-existent. The samples are bloody awful, and remember that's coming from someone who gave a Body Count album a 60.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:43 am 
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This is gay.


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lol that name


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:44 am 
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....man. The run from None So Vile through Once Was Not is so good that I *want* to be excited when I see the word "Cryptopsy," and I always have to disappoint myself by reminding myself of that last album. It's really a Metallica-level shame.


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I don't know whether to laugh or to hang my head in disappointment.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:35 am 
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It just gets worse huh. Why would Flo do this? Did he not hear the outcry from the fans about the last cryptopsy album? Now he has to make a rap metal album? I guess he has to keep up with what the kids want.


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I can't remember the last time the kids wanted a Rap Metal album. I think he's just so out of touch that he can't even remember which way is up.


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Listened to about a minute of the first sample. Riffage ain't horrible, but they certainly don't save the song from the vocals . . .


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Fucking stupid. Not gay but stupid.


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Wiggercore is now birthed, fuck Flo Mounier and Shitopsy.


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I don't even know what to say anymore.


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Just when you think they've hit rock bottom, someone comes in with a diamond-bit drill and digs on.


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I'm almost certain there's a reason why Firefox crashed when I clicked the link.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:06 pm 
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Also, the article itself is a hilarious example of autofellatio. I mean, Jesus, the guy in charge of promoting this band earns every goddamn penny he gets. It's like a school project gone wrong: "Write a promotional article for a band that fuses Hardcore and Rap. You must heap as much praise among all of the members of the band, and you must hype this band as the next big thing. The best article will be posted to Blabbermouth."


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Following trends is bad enough but trying to follow trends and failing at even that is just simply stupid.


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I like it.


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I like it.


I was like :omfg: than :blink: than :mellow: than :ph34r: than :wacko: and finally :huh:


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*then


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*then


Eh I was never good with then,than so leave me alone :mad:


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