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Cú Chulainn
 Post subject: FUCKING FUCKERS
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:16 am 
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Someone gave me a bottle of what looked like whiskey, smelled like whiskey, but tasted like shit and turned out to be actually rum. Fuck them. Fuck it. I want whiskey. Or whisky. I hate rum. Fuck rum to hell.

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA DRUNK POSTS DRUNKY DRUNK DRUNK DIJGBUHéILB DRURUKNK MEEETAL

I've been listening to 1980s italian dance music- itlao disco and it takes me half an horu to write a post without lots of mistakes in it. Fuck.

E GIRA TUTTO INTORNO ALLA STAAAAANZAAAA MENTRE SI DAAAANZAAAAAA

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Don't like rum? You're doing it wrong.

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what is half an horu
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Kathaarian wrote:
what is half an horu


a ho
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Cú Chulainn
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Kathaarian wrote:
what is half an horu


horu is a mythical pokemon you need twenty masterballs and a gazillion internets to catch it.

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Fridge wrote:
Someone gave me a bottle of what looked like whiskey, smelled like whiskey, but tasted like shit and turned out to be actually rum. Fuck them. Fuck it. I want whiskey. Or whisky. I hate rum. Fuck rum to hell.

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA DRUNK POSTS DRUNKY DRUNK DRUNK DIJGBUHéILB DRURUKNK MEEETAL

I've been listening to 1980s italian dance music- itlao disco and it takes me half an horu to write a post without lots of mistakes in it. Fuck.

E GIRA TUTTO INTORNO ALLA STAAAAANZAAAA MENTRE SI DAAAANZAAAAAA


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I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.


malibu?
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Legacy Of The Night
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Kathaarian wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.


malibu?


If that's a brand, I've never tried that particular one before.

But if it's as good as the other coconut rums I've had, it should still be pretty awesome.
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GeneralDiomedes
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I quite like rum, enough to drink even the cheapest stuff with just water. Although the better stuff like Captain Morgan Reserve is certainly a treat.
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There is nothing like a good grog on a hot summer day
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Cú Chulainn
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Jesus christ, I need to stay away from my laptop when I'm drunk.

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I like Flor De Cana 7 year old mmmmm
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If you're able to open a new thread while drunk you're doing it wrong.
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you need to drink Admiral Nelson. It's the off-brand, higher-rank version of Captain Morgan.
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Rum and coke FTW!!!!!
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I just got back from the pub and I'm still fairly sober, fucking shit.

I enjoy a wee rum and coke but only if it's OVD, don't really like any other rum.
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I don't really like being drunk. I don't much like feeling like I'm not in control of myself. It's unsettling.

I also don't like how, when you're sobering up, the alcohol just kinda sits and burns in your stomach.
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The best part about being drunk is not knowing what you're gonna do next!
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