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Holy_Terror
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Described as "the heavy metal juggernaut Hell Yeah's sophmore album". GOd this shit sucks.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=142367
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I just made it 16 seconds into Hell of a Time and that was shit.
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Red Neck Metal that's all we need :lol:
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You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.
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Goat wrote:
You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.


Yes true heavy metal must have sex,beer,more sex and more beer in their lyrics :P
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I really really really really really don't want to hear a single not of this... :wacko:
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I think this may be one of the worst things ever produced by the genre of metal at large. This is loosely classified as metal despit the shit core/nu-metal leanings of it.

It really makes Dimebag's death even more tragic, if he was still alive we wouldnt have this shit being smeared all across the country.
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MetalStorm wrote:
Goat wrote:
You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.


Yes true heavy metal must have sex,beer,more sex and more beer in their lyrics :P
barring the sex Municipal Waste is the epitome of that description.
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warfleloup
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Holy_Terror wrote:
I think this may be one of the worst things ever produced by the genre of metal at large. This is loosely classified as metal despit the shit core/nu-metal leanings of it.

It really makes Dimebag's death even more tragic, if he was still alive we wouldnt have this shit being smeared all across the country.

I don't know... Damageplan was already pretty bad.
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Orion
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I've heard that "Alcohol and Ass" song. One of the worst I've heard in a while.
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traptunderice wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Goat wrote:
You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.


Yes true heavy metal must have sex,beer,more sex and more beer in their lyrics :P
barring the sex Municipal Waste is the epitome of that description.


And other novelty acts like Tankard
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GeneralDiomedes
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Like a heavier version of Nickelback. Oh well. It still makes better party music than 90% of metal.
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Like a heavier version of Nickelback. Oh well. It still makes better party music than 90% of metal.


Party music? The solution then is simply to not have 'parties'.
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Goat wrote:
You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.


Yes true heavy metal must have sex,beer,more sex and more beer in their lyrics :P
barring the sex Municipal Waste is the epitome of that description.


And other novelty acts like Tankard


24+ year career is just novelty?

:lol: fail
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Orion
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Like a heavier version of Nickelback. Oh well. It still makes better party music than 90% of metal.


Party music? The solution then is simply to not have 'parties'.



:dio:
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Mike
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This is the epitome of dreadful music :lame:
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stevelovesmoonspell
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Goat wrote:
You just can't accept what True Heavy Metal is, you modern deathcore kids, you.


Yes true heavy metal must have sex,beer,more sex and more beer in their lyrics :P
barring the sex Municipal Waste is the epitome of that description.


And other novelty acts like Tankard


24+ year career is just novelty?

:lol: fail


Ok, so they're a novelty act that's been around for two decades.
My mistake
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DevotedWalnut
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if Tankard is a novelty act then so is Cannibal Corpse.
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stevelovesmoonspell
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
if Tankard is a novelty act then so is Cannibal Corpse.


I'm not denying that , but they're a more intense novelty act than Tankard.
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and intensity is everything?
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