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 Post subject: Relationship Thread: Girls smell nice but are also evil
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:31 pm 
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yup


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Thread: Girls smell nice but are also evil
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:31 pm 
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noodles wrote:
yup


Ok, so I saw the thread title before I saw the author, and then I instantly began making guesses as to whom might have started it...like Skartaris? Cry of the Banshee? Eternal Idol?

But never, in a million years, would I have seen noodles start the relationship confessional thread. NEVER


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:34 pm 
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haha

Got something on your mind, noodles?


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She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met her. He picked her out, shook her up, and turned her into someone new. But now she wants to live her life on her own. It's just what she must do. :sad:


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From the minute I saw her waltz into my office, I knew she was a dame. That piercing gaze and seductive stride-- I knew she'd be nothing but trouble.

She threw down a wad of cold, hard cash, and said something of hers was missing... careful to not say too much, and smart enough to say just enough...

Yeah... she was a dame.

*soprano sax*


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Sounds like you're a pussy to me


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I was seeing a girl for a while, but then the police took my binoculars away.


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rio wrote:
haha

Got something on your mind, noodles?


tbh I'm still at the smells nice stage. She wears purple jeans and we did handstands together at school :3

Also OTHER PEOPLE came up with the thread idea!


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Thread: Girls smell nice but are also evil
PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:26 am 
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
noodles wrote:
yup


Ok, so I saw the thread title before I saw the author, and then I instantly began making guesses as to whom might have started it...like Skartaris? Cry of the Banshee? Eternal Idol?

But never, in a million years, would I have seen noodles start the relationship confessional thread. NEVER


:lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:29 am 
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noodles wrote:
rio wrote:
haha

Got something on your mind, noodles?


tbh I'm still at the smells nice stage. She wears purple jeans and we did handstands together at school :3

Also OTHER PEOPLE came up with the thread idea!


True, I felt a little bad after I realized that, just a little. Anyhow, credit to you for taking these jokes like a champ :dio:


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What the fuck is this about.


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Dago wrote:
What the fuck is this about.
It's the chance for us to be pussies about pussy without dominating the 'How do you feel today?' thread like I think we all have done one time or another.


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Definitely put this in the wrong thread, however.

We're all bitches, every one of us.


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Girl of my interests is going home for the summer :(


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noodles wrote:
Girl of my interests is going home for the summer :(


go after her!


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:13 pm 
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shut the fuck up


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boo

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She did say something about coming to visit her but it was at least semi joking and I'm also taking summer classes. So I might?


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how far away is "home for the summer" ?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:05 am 
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Some small town in the interior of BC/Okanogan. So not that far but not exactly convenient either and anyways I have one week to make her miss me all summer or smth like that :3


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