Metal Reviews

Dude, stay the fuck away from my woman! You can have Aishwarya Rai, but Connelly is all mine.

Just to be clear, this was not a thrash shit-storm. I merely voiced my discontent with Dave Mustaine and his media-whoring antics. That is all.

It is amusing to see that four pages of mindless dribble were generated in response to my criticisms. Ha! Guess none of us have anything better to do.

Goddamnit, this is the shit I'm talking about.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=129022

Mustaine complaining about how his record isnt selling a lot because of bad promotion. Come on, you're in fucking Megadeth, everyone that would potentially buy the album already knows its out. If they don't buy it, its because they don't want to, not because it wasnt promoted enough.

I particularly like the part where he says that everyone but Blabbermouth and his own record label like Megadeth.

So have at it. I expect another four pages of people telling me that I'm the asshole.

Pretty sick of him as well, but I don't care enough I guess.

About sums it up for me; he's a dick, but I can't seem to give a damn about him or his intrigues.

Never was into Megadeth, anyway.

Dave posted that on the Megadeth forum, he's not shouting it from the rooftops, ffs. It's not the press release you're taking it as, but more like a blog. Do you really have to read the guy's blog and remark on everything? Christ.

I wish she'd put on a few pounds. She looked so much better with about 15 or 20 added pounds.

Actually, anyone that knows anything about marketing will tell you exactly what Dave is saying. Marketing destroyed the 80s rock thing, as it did every "it" style that followed. People are fucking dolts and need to be told what to like.

Let's face it, Roadrunner isn't going to push any album that much. Mustaine should have expected that, but with Megadeth being such a huge band he probably expected something more. Understandable, but Roadrunner is notorious for this shit. They're not into investing in bands, and that's exactly what is needed.

+1

I prefer her look circa Mulholland Falls or Inventing the Abbotts, but she's still a fox if you ask me. Shame the albino from the DaVinci Code sleeps in the same bed with her.

Interesting fact: Paul Bettany looks exactly like popular MR poster and reviewer Rio.

Oh I know, but since the bastard married my woman I prefer to think of him as the pasty freak from the DaVinci Code instead of the cool imaginary friend from A Beautiful Mind.

That does bring up an interesting point though. Rio, if I was you, I would hightail to the Bettany household in the middle of the night, get rid of Paul, and slip into bed with Jennifer and...ahem...wake her up. In the cover of dark, she'd never know the difference!

What if Bettany has a massive dong? Rio is clearly rockin' a baby-finger.



Ah, the memories. I'd even be cool with those eyebrows again.

I'm convinced Megadeth exists still to one-up Metallica.

That appears to be the sole reason for Dave's existence...that and making money......lots of it. Dave Mustaine coffee? What the fuck?

He makes money off of retarded metalheads who buy anything with the words mega or metal or blast in it.

ANAL BLAST BRO WOOOOO

I'm not a metalhead anymore, was in high school, prefer to be called a music enquirere now.

that's a french word I made up.

Where's John Cyriis when you need him?

Concerning Jennifer Connely or any woman for that matter its not only fair game, but anybody right in mind and truly in love would be thankful for even a second with her in her most worst of moments. But its nice to see she has admiror's. Still, I'm a fan of latina's and indian/asian women, so I guess she's all yours.

I checked out a few songs on Myspace Holy_Terror and it beith good. Good stuff man, when I finally have the means, I'll be sure to buy the album. The samples are funny, and solos are the win. I had seen the cover art on a music store site I frequent and thought it was interesting, since I'm a fan of fantasy/80's/art/chics/huge breasts etc.

Huge breasts are gross.