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a female with balls?

kinky

She gots more balls (metaphorically speaking) than you and the vast majority of all the bitches that popullate this forum.

And now, lets get back to beer.

I resemble that remark.

Bitch.

I think more people talk about fashion over beer, because beer is a given. People like beer, where the fashion world to us is new and different. It's a scary place.

The merest mention of Gaahl's interest in fashion and everyone was all 'lol poofter'. And now?

I could care less if he was gay, or if anybody else on this board is gay.

I just don't want this thread to die, becuase making fun of the people wearing skinny jeans is fun. Then watching them try to justify wearing them is even more fun.

oh and, Bitch!

On average, a person produces about a half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of fourteen farts.

Therefore, you should wash your jeans or you will eventually smell like a walking fart.

I think you should wash your jeans/pants either way.

To not wash them, no matter how they look or what brand they are, is fucking gross.

It's like not showering for a week, how the hell can people do it?

When I was trekking in Nepal, we didn't shower for 10 days... The smell in the tants was... Well, I'll let you imagine.

I can imagine, I've had times where I haven't showered for several days. And I hate it. There is not a better feeling then stepping out the shower. You just feel good and clean. It's like it makes you feel lighter.

rambling...

I just pointed out how faggy wearing skinny jeans are, I'm not a part of this fashion thing right here.


Oddly enough yesterday when I wrote in this thread I was drinking beer. But didn't post in that beer thread.

If you shower daily and wear underwear you don't really need to wash jeans ragularly, only when you get them dirty from mud/spilled things/semen/whatever. Discovering this was good for me because now my pants don't fade from being washed after every 2 times I wear them.

Nice man!Good count,I need to buy alot more!I have,

5 Nile shirts,including an original Amongst the Catacombs of nehpren Ka and BSoV.
1 Gorod
2 Necrophagist
2 Decapitated(which look fantasticly hot on my gf and her family)
1 Death
1 Mayhem
1 Illogicist
1 Neuraxis
1 Prostitue Disfigurement
3 Behemoth
1 Electro Quarterstaff
1 Decrepit Birth
1 Arsis original pressing
1 Crotchduster
2 Hammerfall
1 Ironfire
and unfortunately I've had to retire a few oldies.....*sniff*...I'll miss those guys..

You're fucking her and her family? Is it the whole family or what?

hahahaha

You're mostly right. I don't like to wash my jeans, as well, since they are quite expensive and I don't want them to fade. Unfortunately, the jeans will end up smelling after a while, which is why I suggest spraying Febreze on them.

A female with balls, haha ,that's shemale!!

Pretty Green *.*

Oh, and I'm getting a subscription to this:
http://thechap.net/index.html

You need to be born English to accurately reflect our proud cultural and national heritage, Fridge. Some tossy magazine won't help you when you're standing in a room full of gentlemen by birth.

I was born in bloody Oxford, something must've passed itself along.

In any case, I'd rather be a faux-Brit than a real Swiss.

Asking for a brown leather belt that still looks like a strip of cow makes the girls who work at clothing stores laugh. Eventually I gave up my quest though.

Also I started the fashion and relationship threads on MR. DAMN I'M GOOD.