Metal Reviews

Moral: Don't get those jeans.

Wait, you're all serious about wearing women's jeans? I was telling myself it was part of some joke I wasn't in on before...

It must feel good to have your cock crushed when you where your sisters pants.

I can't believe you people are actually justifying wearing this shit.

I've never worn woman jeans, and I never will.

I should probably get a pair of skinny jeans, though.

Girl's jeans don't crush your crotch though because they're stretchy. I'm still too self-conscious to go looking in the women's section of a store though.

I'm by no means a macho man but wearing girl's jeans is complete faggotry. Don't do it. It seems to be a trend now so just go find some skinny ones for males. I'm sure they're out there. For fucks sake, man.


Kids these days.

Why are skinny jeans popular?

Because the cool kids in cool bands wear them?

Obviously.




And nude pants what now?

Nude pants are the mood rings of the clothing world. They change colour depending on how you are feeling at that time.

Oh, and from what I gather you don't have to wash them either. Which if true, is disgusting.

b/c they look good on skinny or not fat/buff people.

Also Nudie is a brand name.

So let's say I got shitfaced. And puked all over myself and pissed my pants from laughter when my friend fell down for a ten inch rock and rolled on the ground like 3 times somehow. (this story is fiction and falsehood I never drink and my friends are cool people).

Am I supposed to say "Back off mother. These are nudie pants you're not supposed to wash them. What the hell is wrong with you? Get away from the pants, lady. I'm not warning you again."

what happens then?

then you are wearing your nudie pants properly

I've seen lots of skinny, not fat, and not buff people wearing skinny jeans and they do not look good. They look like a total jackass.

Agreed. I usually only see very thin guys wearing them, and It makes them look even more scrawny. It looks terrible.

A fashion thread? And seems to be getting more attention than the beer thread? For shame. Y'all should leave the fucking hall.

Obviously if you get your pants clearly filthy, wash them. But how often do you get shit all over your jeans? If you have a pair of RAW denim pants, you don't wash them.

I love how talking about wearing women's clothes is more metal than talking about rock bands.

and this coming from a female!

I like to do both.

but a female with ball, you bitches.
About fashion, jeans (macho ones, the most cheaper the best) & t-shirts are the way to go.