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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:24 pm 
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Pirate metal needs to die.


This.


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Why are people still talking about these talentless hacks? When the Ramming Speed reivew is being completely ignored. Silly people.


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I was dissapointed. I expected a total trainwreck, and instead got a Arghoslent rip-off with breakdowns. S'alright.


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I was dissapointed. I expected a total trainwreck, and instead got a Arghoslent rip-off with breakdowns. S'alright.
Arghoslent rip-off you say? I may check this out with some low hopes.


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Mintrude wrote:
I was dissapointed. I expected a total trainwreck, and instead got a Arghoslent rip-off with breakdowns. S'alright.
Arghoslent rip-off you say? I may check this out with some low hopes.


I seem to be the only one who gets an Arghoslent vibe from them. Probably the way it's extreme metal but kind of upbeat sounding.


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Mintrude wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
I was dissapointed. I expected a total trainwreck, and instead got a Arghoslent rip-off with breakdowns. S'alright.
Arghoslent rip-off you say? I may check this out with some low hopes.


I seem to be the only one who gets an Arghoslent vibe from them. Probably the way it's extreme metal but kind of upbeat sounding.
Yeah they didn't have the amazing riffs which I think of when I think Arghoslent. I can see what you mean though.

As for the band, I don't see how they're so terrible like everyone is claiming but I also fail to see how Eli thought the video for Cruise Ship Terror was funny. Just to clarify, they aren't really worth listening to but I wouldn't mock those who like it.


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I'm a stickler for production. I would give more points to a good band with good production than to a good band with bad production, just as a bad band with good production gets more points than a bad band with bad production.


Amen to this. When we review studio albums, we should take into consideration all of the aspects of a studio album, and production is a big one. Good producers make tons of money for being good at what they do (even if they produce crappy bands), and I think its important to recognize that.

Besides, many people who like raw production will take points off for something being over-produced, which I think is arguably more unfair.


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I guess I'm in the minority also in that I like it.Ah well,I'm not a huge show goer and just listen to the music,which,while not stupendous,is decent enough.CST is a kinda cool song.


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Seeing as how the scores always tend to go higher rather than lower, I thought that 30 points for being able to play and going through the hassle of recording something was potentially accurate. I'd only save under 30 scores for albums that had absolutely NOTHING to commend them.


To me being able to "play" an instrument, come up with the same shitty song over and over and record something doesn't really merit any points at all. To me, musically, they offer nothing and if we're going to give points to bands simply for taking the time to record something, even the shittiest myspace bands are "commendable". White noise would be commendable. Some bands use tape recorders to record their material and despite the means of recording the music is solid stuff...Swashbuckle should have saved the money they spent on booking a studio and recorded this release in their bathroom...would have been more fitting :wink:


Their technique is strong, however, and it's not the easiest thing to record an album. Of course the songs are boring as fuck, but they did put effort into it and managed to make a record without any obvious fuck ups in production or playing. Which isn't easy.


So this gives them girl guide points or what? Production-wise, being such a gimmick band on a major label I wouldn't say its unexpected. To me production, while production should be discussed in a review, it shouldn't really be what determines the score one gives a review. Do you deduct points from a brilliant band, musically, because the production isn't the best? And if playing without any obvious fuck ups gives added points when the music isn't exactly the most complex nor the composition particularly skilled, I guess you guys'd better raise the the average of the Unspoken King because I think Swashbuckle just may suck greater balls musically than that masterpiece of crap. Maybe they spent time and money on producing the album, but how much time, effort and skill actually went into writing the damned thing?


Different reviewers, different interpretations of the scoring system.

I'm a stickler for production, and I imagine that all bands are involved in production to the same extent Soul's Mirror (my old band) were- i.e, we sat through every single instance of recording, mixing and mastering and worked with the producer to find the exact sound we wanted. I would give more points to a good band with good production than to a good band with bad production, just as a bad band with good production gets more points than a bad band with bad production.


We definitely disagree on this point then. My opinion on an album is dependant on the music, not the production. If I am listening to a raw black metal band that is great musically, but I find the production is too clean for what the band is doing musically I'm not typically inclined to think less of the release itself. I'd probably think that the production isn't ideal for the sound, and if I were writing a review I'd take not of it, but I wouldn't rate the release itself lower just because of that. Same goes if I happen to listen to a symphonic power metal band with a really raw production (for whatever reason), again, I'll think that this band's production doesn't fit, but I'll be basing my opinion (and should I be reviewing it, my rating) on the music not the production.

Some people bitch and moan about how the production ruins an album for them, to me I never got that. Just focus on the music, and its pretty rare that you get something that doesn't fit the music in any way at all, anyway.

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Amen to this. When we review studio albums, we should take into consideration all of the aspects of a studio album, and production is a big one. Good producers make tons of money for being good at what they do (even if they produce crappy bands), and I think its important to recognize that.

Besides, many people who like raw production will take points off for something being over-produced, which I think is arguably more unfair.


How is either one more unfair than the other? You're reviewing the album that a band composed, you're not reviewing the producers. Additionally, by placing such an emphasis on production you are inadvertantly opening up the doors to the claim that better known bands on major labels and, therefore, with access to "better producers" deserve more recognition than lesser known bands who might not have that same access, though whose music may be of the same quality or better. To me that's just ridiculous and acts against the genres very roots.


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How is either one more unfair than the other? You're reviewing the album that a band composed, you're not reviewing the producers. Additionally, by placing such an emphasis on production you are inadvertantly opening up the doors to the claim that better known bands on major labels and, therefore, with access to "better producers" deserve more recognition than lesser known bands who might not have that same access, though whose music may be of the same quality or better. To me that's just ridiculous and acts against the genres very roots.


Well actually the reason I wrote arguably is because I'm not sure whether I actually stand by that point, but nontheless: being both overproduced and underproduced is a problem.

What we're reviewing is an album. Obviously the music itself is the bulk of the album and thus matters more than anything else. A great album with horrid production would still probably get a higher score from me than a well-produced album with no substance because the music matters most.

However, just because it matters MOST doesn't mean that everything else doesn't matter at all. Production is part of the overall listening experience...if an album is great but I can't get through it because the drums are too loud in the mix, I will rank it lower than I would have otherwise. If the bass playing on album is fantastic but you can't hear it, thats something that needs to be criticized and reflected in the score.

And yes, technically this means that a shitty band on a major record label would probably get a higher score than an equally shitty band that isn't because of the production. Assuming both bands are exactly the same level of shitty, is that really unfair?


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I kind of agree with both of you here. Production does matter, but not that much, and unless it's a major issue I probably wouldn't penalise the band for it or even mention it in the review beyond a one-liner. For me, a murky production can be a good thing, especially with the more extreme/atmospheric genres, yet I realise that's not the case for everyone, so I do try and mention it where it might be an issue for someone. Otherwise...


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BoJay wrote:
However, just because it matters MOST doesn't mean that everything else doesn't matter at all. Production is part of the overall listening experience...if an album is great but I can't get through it because the drums are too loud in the mix, I will rank it lower than I would have otherwise. If the bass playing on album is fantastic but you can't hear it, thats something that needs to be criticized and reflected in the score.


Personally I've never listened to an album where the production was so horrible that I couldn't get through it, whereas there have been many bands that were so horrible, musically, that I couldn't get through the album. If one instrument is drowning everything else out in the mix, or if one particular instrument is just too low in the mix then sure mention it, but should it really have any significant effect on the score if at all? And I say significant thinking in the context of this Swashbuckle album. To me this album is worth less than piss because as far as composition and musicianship goes that's just what its worth. The band couldn't write a song to save their own lives, its the same gimmicky, uninteresting formula over and over and the fact that they manage to play their instruments without fuckups is "apparently" some kind of feat. To me what even justifies a 30%? Even if you don't judge it as harshly as I did, does the ability to play an instrument and a record deal landed because of one huge ass gimmick really bump the score up much? If this album's production sounded like Mortem's Slow Death or like a Darkthrone demo, what would the score have been?

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And yes, technically this means that a shitty band on a major record label would probably get a higher score than an equally shitty band that isn't because of the production. Assuming both bands are exactly the same level of shitty, is that really unfair?


I would say so, yes. If the music is equally shitty why should the production job even matter? Shit is shit, give it the same score if they are both somehow the exact same level of shit.

Anyways, I agree mostly with what Goat has said, though to me I've never heard many bands that had unlistenable production to me ears. And on the rare occasion I have they've been bedroom Darkthrone wannabes who couldn't write a song worth shit anyways, so if I were to write a review on them I'd probably be giving them a low score based on the shittiness of their music rather than the shittiness of the production. You don't get many competent bands intentionally making their production over the top horrible, but rather bands that try to seem "raw" but don't have the musical or compositional skills to actually create a decent song so they put out an album that sounds worse than a flushing toilet during an elephant stampede to make up for it.


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