Metal Reviews

I am.

Is it working fine?

Not particularly.

It burns when I urinate.

I also prematurely ejaculate.

Serious stuff.

Why you're telling us that is...strange...

Fear is big buisness.

Oh man band shirts...

5 Behemoth
3 Danzig
5 Metallica
3 Mastodon
2 Slough Feg
1 Baroness
1 Bad Brains
1 Cannibale Corpse
1 Whitesnake
2 Slayer
2 Cattle Decapitation
1 Chthonic
1 Death
1 Deicide
2 Dimmu Borgir
2 Emperor
1 NIN
2 Testament
1 Heaven and Hell
1 Judas Priest
1 High on Fire
1 Dillinger Escape Plan
1 Rob Zombie
1 Black Label Society
1 Henry Rollins
1 Spinal Tap
1 Pink Floyd

I may have more in the woman's hamper and my girlfriend may have some in her drawers that she stole from me to wear to bed.

Edit:
1 Motorhead
1 Iron Maiden

I've got maybe 20 band shirts and about half of them are relegated to being worn around the house because they don't fit or feel weird and slimy.

Don't care about fashion, but as for band shirts I have 3:
2 Motorhead and
1 Burzum

Aren't we too old to wear band's shirts, V?

I never wear them, and thats why only three.The two 'head shirts are about 15 years old, the Burzum about five.
I still wear the Burzum around the house, though.

I've started wearing more "refined" clothes this past year. Started increasing the frequency of shirts, and stopped being monochromatic.

Ok, so we're too old for band's shirts...
Must have some somewhere in a box, if I remember well, there's one Ozzy (No More Tears Tour), one Sick of it All, one Young Gods and one Page/Plant.

Only problem is as noodles said, tiny zippers mean getting your dick out to piss is sometimes a challenge

1 Burzum
1 Bootleg Emperor
2 Dillinger Escape Plan
2 Iron Maiden
1 Behemoth
1 Pathogen
1 Enslaved
1 Enslaved Hoodie

People actually use zippers to pee? I just unbutton the whole deal.

I wear a diaper, or just piss my pants. Saves time, and time is very important.

Band shirts currently in operation:

1 Death
1 Agalloch
2 Gwar (For whatever reason)
1 Ensiferum
1 Wastelander
1 Iced Earth
1 Municipal Waste
1 Dark Tranquility

I'm probably forgetting some. I'm been phasing out some band shirts and replacing them with earth tones, though. I have a Municipal Waste patch that came with The Art of Partying that was on some shorts for a while.

My shirt wish list is ever-changing, and I probably won't get half of them. Off the top of my head I've been itching for Bad Religion, Misfits, Nasum, Arsis, Gunther, In Flames shirts as well as perhaps another Death shirt and maybe a smaller Wastelander shirt. I constantly struggle with the consumerist urge, though. It probably helps that I don't have a job.

ATM I literally don't have the money to buy clothes and I was running out, so my mum and dad got me a load of plain coloured tees and some jeans, so now atleast 50% of the time I'm just dressed like a boring bastard. I do have about 6 or 7 band t-shirts, but over the years they've just dwindled/been wrecked or thrown away.