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Wow, I've never seen you so aggressive Stefan...

His avatar possesses him.

I'm just tired of imbeciles trolling threads for no other reason than to indulge themselves in ridiculous rants about bands that possess a zillion time more talent than they'll ever do.
So, yeah, I hope Karmacosmonaut gets mental-aids, crawl up in a ball and return to the feces state he should have never left in the first place.
Ha! If I had a time machine and could have introduced in parents to Mr. Durex...

Vegetarians, ladies and gentlemen. They won't eat prawns, but they are misanthropic balls of hatred if their fellow man annoys them in some minor way.

You know it ain't true Zaddy. (and you know I love you even though you sometimes annoy the hell out of me... )

Hey, fuckface, at least I had the decency of staying on topic. Your ad hominem remarks are in a much more unfavourable category of forum-faux-pas, I believe. And as for my parents, they're both in the hospital right now where my dad is comatose from a blood infection. So way to go and overreact. Try eating some meat, then you might appreciate your own life again.

Oh yeah, and more talent? I haven't touched a drum kit for three years and I can probably play better than Lars. And my singing is on key. But what, am I only allowed to form an opinion on Metallica if I can match or surpass their skills? Guess we'd better delete your reviews then, too.

STFU.
You started it by posting on a thread who clearly was an appreciation one just to go into another "Metallica sux" routine.
We've had that in EVERY thread concerning Metallica. Enough is enough, we do not need stupid fucks like you trolling threads so, either stay on topic or go, I insist, fuck yourself with a very sharp knife!

Stefan, please, give us a break. Karma, sorry to hear about your dad. Guys, can we leave the insults to one side from now on?

Fuck it Zad!
Every thread about Metallica is parasited by hateful imbeciles, that's gotta stop!

Man, you didn't even wish his pa better. That's just cold. He said that he didn't like the 'tallica, and then you:

1. Wish AIDS on him
2. Call him a piece of shit
3. Insult his mother
4. Insult his parents
5. Instruct him to do something very nasty with a knife

Now, that's just a LEEEEEDLE bit of overkill right there.

Congratulations juannaman, your spot at the bottom rung of the forumite ladder has been taken.

1. Mental aids (though I'm pretty sure he already has it)
2. Right
3. Nope
4. Nope
5. Right

As for his dad, I'm sorry but considering I don't know him, it'd be hypocrite of me to wish anything. Also, I think him stating his father's condition was a cheap shot.

Speaking of going in a thread just to bash a band...

http://www.metalreviews.com/phpBB2/view ... 751#289751

Hm, hypocritical much?

The difference, dear Zad, is that EVERY thread about Metallica sees the same kind of rant. Did you see this in the Maiden or Priest fav' 3 songs thread? NO!
Also, I was just stating an opinion about a band I should have liked but couldn't get into... And that wasn't bashing btw.

Yeah, Metallica are the biggest Metal band in the world, of course they'll get bashed. And calling Sunn O))) "bullshit" and "random sounds put together" is very much bashing, and is far more offensive to me than Karmako getting fed up because he's heard Metallica too much. It just shows you don't understand it, whilst K understands el 'tallica all too well, and wants something more. He dreams in colours, he dreams in red, wants to find a better band.

Basically, you went off on him when you shouldn't have. Can we get over this, now?

Since when do you decide who's wrong and who's right.
Calling Suno))) bullshit and random sounds put together was an opinion, a feeling I had after trying several albums by them. On the other hand, him parasiting a thread about Metallica was just damn stupid and pointless. If he wants to "dream in colours", the least he could do was start his own thread.

Ho, and, btw, this was his first post:

Constructive criticism, heh?

Now, let's leave it here and go back on topic, please.

Start a new thread just to say that he doesn't like the 'tallica anymore when there's a thread already there? That makes sense. And yes, I agree with him in some ways - I can hardly listen to the black album any more, and a lot of 'Tallica songs just bore me now. Sunn O))), right now, >>>>>>>>>> Metallica. YES THAT'S MY OPINION HURR.

I mean, I say get over it, then you respond and then you, you cheeky beggar, are all OH CAN WE GET BACK TO THE TOPIC?



That was a rhetorical question, Mr S. It didn't mean respond and then get over it. GET OVER IT, NOW.



YEAH

Always in dire need to have the last word Zad?
Not this time!

Just who do you think readers will be displeased with the most, me and my 'rant' (which is, by the way, my first Metallica 'rant' ever) or your completely over-the-top insults?