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 Post subject: Steel Panther – (‘Best Tribute Band In The Universe’.)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:16 pm 
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....If you want to have a good laugh try these guys...they are the ‘Best Tribute Band In The Universe’.


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They're an unfunny corporate-cock-sucking joke. Fuck them. With a rusty hammer.


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I have just come back from Thailand , 2 days ago and I found the track "Asian Hooker".....very amusing....

Ouch.... a...Rusty Hammer ...that sound's mighty painfull...


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Goat wrote:
They're an unfunny corporate-cock-sucking joke. Fuck them. With a rusty hammer.

-1


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Lucifer's Son wrote:
Goat wrote:
They're an unfunny corporate-cock-sucking joke. Fuck them. With a rusty hammer.

-1


Lucifer's Son likes Steel Panther. :sad:

NP - Nile - Even The Gods Must Die


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:32 pm 
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They make me laugh.

"I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place/and squirt my love gravy all over your face/Woah, woah, thar she blows/fat girl is all I need"

"I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real/something about you, a million happy meals/I wanna choke in that body, if you only let my in/I wanna sink my sausage into that double chin"
:lol:

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Goat wrote:
They're an unfunny corporate-cock-sucking joke. Fuck them. With a rusty hammer.

Thank you.

Fuck this band. A total waste of talent.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:41 pm 
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I'm listening to Feel the Steel right now and these lyrics are making me laugh. Plus they can play, that's for sure.

"Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fucking fuckheads who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:45 pm 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Skool

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Steel Panther frequently invites high-profile guests at their shows (celebrities and musicians) onstage to "crowd participate," and a number of these incidents have been caught on film. They are usually invited to join the band onstage for a song, sometimes temporarily replacing band members. Joined by Nuno Bettencourt and Sully Erna, singer Michael Starr quipped, "Hey, I finally get to play with real musicians!"

Notable onstage guests and songs include:

Carson Palmer of the Cincinnati Bengals joined the band on stage in San Diego to sing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
Jeremy Piven, who plays Ari on the hit HBO show Entourage played the drums onstage. [6]
Avril Lavigne, who sang and played drums onstage in February 2009.
David Bryan, keyboard player of Bon Jovi joined the band after being spotted in the audience. [7]

April Margera sang Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" [8]
Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Key of Yellowcard sang Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" and Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" while drinking a bottle of whiskey. [9]
Tony Romo and Dennis Haskins (the actor who played Mr. Belding on Saved by the Bell) appeared onstage together and sang Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". [10] Romo also appeared onstage with girlfriend Jessica Simpson in late January 2008. [11]
David Draiman, lead singer of Disturbed, and former NBA star Dennis Rodman appeared onstage together. [12]

Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice in Chains, played guitar onstage during the same show Draiman appeared onstage. [13]
Billy Ray Cyrus sang "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol. [14]
Kip Winger of Winger sang Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". [15]
Constantine Maroulis, former American Idol finalist, appeared onstage. [16]

Justin Guarini sang "Don't Stop Believing". [17]
The Rev from Avenged Sevenfold and Phil Anselmo appeared onstage together. [18]
Pink sang Skid Row's "18 and Life" [19]
Brian Posehn sings "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest on his 40th birthday. [20]
Michael Strahan, Gavin DeGraw, Ryan Cabrera and Pauly Shore sang Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me [21]
Juliette Lewis sang "Ain't Talking Bout Love" [22]
Rza and Shavo Odadjian [23]
Tom Morello played drums and Breckin Meyer sang vocals on Alice in Chains' Man in the Box on August 27th, 2007. [24]

Lil Jon singing "Jump" by Van Halen [25]
Shavo Odadjian bass player for System of a Down [26]
Incubus bassist Ben Kenney sang Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" [27]
Hal Sparks sang Skid Row's "18 and Life" with the band [28]
Tom Morello played guitar while Perry Farrell sang the Jane's Addiction classic "Mountain Song". [29]
Justin Hawkins sang and played guitar for "I Believe in a Thing Called Love".[30]
Paul Stanley sang "Lick it up" [31]
.
Deryck Whibley played guitar onstage in February 2009.
David Cook, Joey Fatone, Jeff Scott Soto, and Matt Sorum performed "Sweet Child of Mine" and "Paradise City."
Holly Madison (March 10, 2009 Los Angeles, Key Club) : Appeared on-stage
Dennis Rodman (March 30, 2009) appeared on-stage interacting with the band through several songs.
Benji Madden (March 30, 2009) performed Danzig's "Mother."
Deryck Whibley (March 30, 2009) appeared on-stage.
Corey Taylor, vocalist of Slipknot and Stone Sour sang Poison's "Nothing But A Good Time" and Ratt's "Round and Round".
Steve Stevens, guitarist for Billy Idol performed White Wedding.
Criss Angel has appeared onstage, disappearing shortly afterwards.
M. Shadows (April 18, 2009) appeared on-stage to perform Guns 'N Roses "Sweet Child 'O Mine"
Jani Lane of Warrant has joined Steel Panther once to sing Warrant's Cherry Pie, and another time to sing Ratt's Round and Round.
Kenny Loggins appeared on-stage to perform Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" with the band.
Scott Ian, guitarist from Anthrax, played You've Got Another Thing Coming by Judas Priest with the band.
Stephen Pearcy (May 4, 2009), vocalist of RATT performed songs "Round and Round" and "You Think You´re Tough".
Sarah Silverman, comedian, while never appearing on-stage, made an appearance on the music video "Death To All But Metal" apparently upset when she is told that the lyrics are not actually "Death To All 'Butt Metal'".


Says it all, really.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjJsydkEY8

Not that bad, actually.

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Yeah, Pink has a killer voice, but those fuckers screwed those lyrics all up.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:54 pm 
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Goat wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Skool

Quote:
Steel Panther frequently invites high-profile guests at their shows (celebrities and musicians) onstage to "crowd participate," and a number of these incidents have been caught on film. They are usually invited to join the band onstage for a song, sometimes temporarily replacing band members. Joined by Nuno Bettencourt and Sully Erna, singer Michael Starr quipped, "Hey, I finally get to play with real musicians!"

Notable onstage guests and songs include:

Carson Palmer of the Cincinnati Bengals joined the band on stage in San Diego to sing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
Jeremy Piven, who plays Ari on the hit HBO show Entourage played the drums onstage. [6]
Avril Lavigne, who sang and played drums onstage in February 2009.
David Bryan, keyboard player of Bon Jovi joined the band after being spotted in the audience. [7]

April Margera sang Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" [8]
Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Key of Yellowcard sang Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" and Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" while drinking a bottle of whiskey. [9]
Tony Romo and Dennis Haskins (the actor who played Mr. Belding on Saved by the Bell) appeared onstage together and sang Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". [10] Romo also appeared onstage with girlfriend Jessica Simpson in late January 2008. [11]
David Draiman, lead singer of Disturbed, and former NBA star Dennis Rodman appeared onstage together. [12]

Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice in Chains, played guitar onstage during the same show Draiman appeared onstage. [13]
Billy Ray Cyrus sang "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol. [14]
Kip Winger of Winger sang Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". [15]
Constantine Maroulis, former American Idol finalist, appeared onstage. [16]

Justin Guarini sang "Don't Stop Believing". [17]
The Rev from Avenged Sevenfold and Phil Anselmo appeared onstage together. [18]
Pink sang Skid Row's "18 and Life" [19]
Brian Posehn sings "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest on his 40th birthday. [20]
Michael Strahan, Gavin DeGraw, Ryan Cabrera and Pauly Shore sang Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me [21]
Juliette Lewis sang "Ain't Talking Bout Love" [22]
Rza and Shavo Odadjian [23]
Tom Morello played drums and Breckin Meyer sang vocals on Alice in Chains' Man in the Box on August 27th, 2007. [24]

Lil Jon singing "Jump" by Van Halen [25]
Shavo Odadjian bass player for System of a Down [26]
Incubus bassist Ben Kenney sang Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" [27]
Hal Sparks sang Skid Row's "18 and Life" with the band [28]
Tom Morello played guitar while Perry Farrell sang the Jane's Addiction classic "Mountain Song". [29]
Justin Hawkins sang and played guitar for "I Believe in a Thing Called Love".[30]
Paul Stanley sang "Lick it up" [31]
.
Deryck Whibley played guitar onstage in February 2009.
David Cook, Joey Fatone, Jeff Scott Soto, and Matt Sorum performed "Sweet Child of Mine" and "Paradise City."
Holly Madison (March 10, 2009 Los Angeles, Key Club) : Appeared on-stage
Dennis Rodman (March 30, 2009) appeared on-stage interacting with the band through several songs.
Benji Madden (March 30, 2009) performed Danzig's "Mother."
Deryck Whibley (March 30, 2009) appeared on-stage.
Corey Taylor, vocalist of Slipknot and Stone Sour sang Poison's "Nothing But A Good Time" and Ratt's "Round and Round".
Steve Stevens, guitarist for Billy Idol performed White Wedding.
Criss Angel has appeared onstage, disappearing shortly afterwards.
M. Shadows (April 18, 2009) appeared on-stage to perform Guns 'N Roses "Sweet Child 'O Mine"
Jani Lane of Warrant has joined Steel Panther once to sing Warrant's Cherry Pie, and another time to sing Ratt's Round and Round.
Kenny Loggins appeared on-stage to perform Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" with the band.
Scott Ian, guitarist from Anthrax, played You've Got Another Thing Coming by Judas Priest with the band.
Stephen Pearcy (May 4, 2009), vocalist of RATT performed songs "Round and Round" and "You Think You´re Tough".
Sarah Silverman, comedian, while never appearing on-stage, made an appearance on the music video "Death To All But Metal" apparently upset when she is told that the lyrics are not actually "Death To All 'Butt Metal'".


Says it all, really.


Nope.


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Lucifer's Son wrote:

Nope.


You have respect for Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Benji Madden, and Sarah Silverman, those well-known paragons of Metallic integrity?


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Respect Sarah Silverman because she's fucking hilarious.

And hairily hot.


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Respect Sarah Silverman because she's fucking hilarious.

And hairily hot.


Nooooo and meeeh, respectively.

I can't believe I've wasted so many posts on this idiotic fucking band. Christ almighty.


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lol a disturbed fan arguing about metallic integrity


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lol a disturbed fan arguing about metallic integrity


STFU noodles.


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Goat wrote:
Lucifer's Son wrote:

Nope.


You have respect for Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Benji Madden, and Sarah Silverman, those well-known paragons of Metallic integrity?


Metallic integrity? :lol:
Seriously, who the fuck care? :rolleyes: Steel Panther is hair metal, dude ! :wink:


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And damn good hair metal at that, too.

Oh and Sarah Silverman is both hot and funny.

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Lucifer's Son wrote:
Goat wrote:
Lucifer's Son wrote:

Nope.


You have respect for Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Benji Madden, and Sarah Silverman, those well-known paragons of Metallic integrity?


Metallic integrity? :lol:
Seriously, who the fuck care? :rolleyes: Steel Panther is hair metal, dude ! :wink:


Because they make themselves out to be defenders of all things true etc. FFS, I give up.


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