what is the most metal way of having sex

Azrael · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:34 am

FUCKED WITH A KNIFE

Rhys · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:16 am

a/s/l baby

Emmerder · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:49 am

juannaman wrote:

ha naked mosh pit would be awesome
like one guy and 10 girls

Homosexuality is metal. The Vikings considered someone less of a man for taking it, but more of one for giving it.

No homo.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 am

Such an absurd thread. Fucked with a goat's horn like in Kenya.

I just disgusted myself by posting this. Female genital mutilation is not a joke and is frankly fucking disgusting.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

creep in what way
i bet i am younger than you so how does that make me a creep

Cara · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:15 pm

LEARN2POSTPLZ

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

wow there is a conformist way of posting now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karmakosmonaut · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:44 pm

Ban hammer impending.

The most metal way of having sex is not having sex. Seriously, look at most metalheads. You do not want them to procreate.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

quite good joke
but i think the most metal way is like some pretty violent porn

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:57 pm

You're actually dead serious in your queries, aren't you? Jesus man, you need to get laid.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

haha been there loads of time and frankly i don't really care but just wondering cos sex is a massive part of the rock n' roll culture
but not really a part of metal

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:10 pm

Metal is male dominated, get over it. For some reason it's a boy's club, and masculinity is a predominant part of the subculture.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:11 pm

Karmakosmonaut wrote:

Ban hammer impending.

Quite. Juannaman, start any more threads as stupid as this and the ban hammer will fall. God knows that you deserve it after the MetalReviews.com forum's rape at your hands.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:08 pm

As Slayer says...

Necrophilia

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

i didn't rape it
i just challenged the bare foundations it was laid on

Karmakosmonaut · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:34 am

It's like the ennui of Eyesore meets the elocution of Noodles, this kid.

Skiggath · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:00 pm **Posts:** 478

Call it bullshit. But this is a true story. I got my face bashed at a Slayer show with this girl that I took. When I nearly stopped the bleeding I started hooking up with her but blood started to poor out but we didn't stop. She gave me head in the venue that night. No one even stopped to look for more than 10 seconds.

I thought that was pretty Metal.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

Karmakosmonaut wrote:

It's like the ennui of Eyesore meets the elocution of Noodles, this kid.

hahaha at least i am gettin some sort of attention on the forum
anyway the slayer show thing
THAT WAS FUCKING METAL :dio:

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 am

BDSM and S&M definitely.

Goat · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:33 am

Sort of surprised that no-one posted the cock-knife thing from Se7en, actually.

Metal Reviews

what is the most metal way of having sex

Who is online