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 Post subject: Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting...
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:28 am 
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...to become a rapper.

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/movies/ ... toptodayuk

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wut?
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Hahaha. If it's true, then I'll spit on his earlier accomplishments.
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Looks like it's bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z-kzE1e ... re=related
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:lol: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!


This is to damn funny. I'm sad at the same time though.
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The 'quitting acting to focus on music' part seems to be true, looking for a more reliable source on the rapping part.

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On January, 26 2006, Phoenix was in a car accident on a winding canyon road that flipped his car over. The crash reportedly was caused by brake failure. Shaken and confused, Phoenix heard a tapping on his window and a voice say, "Just relax". Unable to see the man, Phoenix replied, "I'm fine. I am relaxed". Then managed to see that the man was famed, eccentric German auteur Werner Herzog, and Herzog replied, 'No, you're not'. After helping Phoenix out of the wreckage, Herzog phoned in an ambulance and vanished [14].


:lol: Herzog's awesome.
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Heard about this a while back. LAME.

About Herzog, Rescue Dawn was awesome.
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Playing Johnny Cash must've gotten to his head.

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traptunderice wrote:
Heard about this a while back. LAME.

About Herzog, Rescue Dawn was awesome.


That's the only Herzog you've seen? Watch Grizzly Man. I've only seen like two or three or his films but he's one of my favourite directors. Pretty awesome guy in real life, too.
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The thing about Rescue Dawn is, it has the nerd guy from Daddy Day Care in it :lol:
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He fell off the stage in his first performance. The whole thing is definitely a joke. There's a lot of talk about it being done for a new film or documentary of whatever.
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Steve Zahn?
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Hasn't Phoenix come out and said "No guys, seriously it's not a joke, I'm serious"? lawl
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Yaya, apparently he made his debut in I think it was Vegas a little while ago. I'd have to research a little to confirm though.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrclRelKUno

and also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Ikksg40U
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haha his interview on Letterman was great.
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What was more mental was Robbie Williams giving up a music career to chase after UFOs. Now that's some crazy shit...
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Embraced wrote:
What was more mental was Robbie Williams giving up a music career to chase after UFOs. Now that's some crazy shit...


That made me have more respect for him, actually. He seemed quite a nice guy in all the interviews and stuff, beforehand he just seemed an absolute twat.
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