Metal Reviews

Where's the santa hat, Cara?

You have the best xmas avatar. Slightly for its contradiction but mostly cause it looks cool.

http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/features/m ... 008-36-34/

MSI, a shit band with one good album, above Nachtmystium? MSI's new album, a shit album, above Assassins and everything else in their top50. Fucking stupid.

The rest of the list sucks anyway. New Dragonforce or Hate Eternal in the top 50?

Ultra Beatdown is one of the absolute most pointless pieces of "music" I have ever heard.

I took it from Blasphemy's Live Ritual record. Chris Moyen's drawings are generally pretty cool. And they often cover awesome ablums. Like Archgoat - Whore of Bethlehem:dio:

.:crast:.

Fantastic.

I decided I really like the electronic parts on Thrice's The Alchemy Index so I downloaded Bjork--Homogenic and The Postal Service--Give Up. We'll see how this goes.

Oh my fucking god. Cryptopsy covered SYL's Oh My Fucking God and oh my fucking god does it sound awful. The drums sound retarded and obv. the vocals were bad. At 2:45, you get the definition of why new Cryptopsy sucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFCbdz5x9OQ

Someone make me a kickass avatar! Nicodemus has FAILED as a friend.

I don't get it... What is this, and why is it funny?

It's a 4chan meme, you either get it, or you don't. I think it's hilarious, personally.

Never been to 4chan... Well, I guess I'll just have to miss out on this one. Thanks for clearing that up. Now I don't have to sit around staring intensely at the pictures while waiting for the fun to unveil itself.

in the MTV show "pimp my ride", they get some guy's old-ass car and "pimp" it up with all sorts of stuff. they always add a feature that relates to the car's owner, so if you like to, say, cook BBQ, they set up a grill in your car (they've actually really done this to a pick-up truck).

the host, rapper Xzibit, usually says something like "we heard you like to cook BBQ, so we put a BBQ grill so you can make some BBQ on those tailgating parties".

tailgating is.. getting together to eat in the parking lot before a sporting event, or something

anyway hope that clears it up.

I don't watch mtv either.. Too krieg I'm afraid. I guess this joke and I were never meant to be. Thanks for covering the basics anyway.

Tailgating is when you get waisted before a sporting event... and do some eating too. It mainly applies to college football b/c you can't drink in the stadium.

You dawg I heard u like tailgating so we put a tail in your gate so you can tail while you gait

sup