Metal Reviews

Chinqui,

A friend of mine was backstage at Wacken with King (Gorgoroth, Sahg), and he saw Gaahl there as well... with a seventeen-year-old blonde emo boy sitting on his lap. At one point, a guy started laughing at Gaahl, at this the emo boy became enraged and started punching the guy. King even joined the fight, and when the guy was carried off to hospital, he still had several black hairs from King's mane in his hands.

I truly don't know what to make of all this, except for a few good hearty lols.

It's just the standard punishment for being an emo: you get fucked by Gaahl

With all the hatred in the music, you knew they had to be compensating for something.

Is this for real??

Yeah theyre all gay.

I know Gaahl is a bit coco in the head but...

Gaahl had a close relationship to a swedish fashiondesigner once. more then friendship. Saw an interview. So yea he's probably gay.

They should have just kept this guy in prison, he'll end up killing someone one day. What is this like his 5th assault ?

5th? It's probably alot more, we've not heard of them all. Drank beer with him and Grutle (Enslaved) once. He was callm, and polite. good day probably

Pics or it didn't happen.

was that a reply to me?:P

This would explain the strawberry flavored condoms.

I think there's something Gaahl should tell us.

Naw, I believe you. However, the thought of Gaahl being queer hurts the head.

I've got an idea. We'll mosey on over to Norway, tie up Noodles like they did those hos in the King Kong movies, and wait for Gaahl to come around. Then we'll see if he's queer, if the reaction to Noodles' malnourished body and child-bearing hips is a positive one.

Of course there are homosexuals in Black Metal. They exist in any realm or circle imaginable. I fail to see why any of this is a revelation, or funny.

The anecdote certainly is, especially when you factor in Gaahl's interview in Headbanger's Journey.

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Well if he's really a Satanist then you would expect much more deviant acts from him then fucking little boys in the ass wouldn't you?

Yeah, it's funny in a "that came out of nowhere" sort of thing. This hulking stone-faced obscure creepy Black Metal vocalist from Hell might just be gay.

Dee Snyder states in that movie that a lot of "big" metal artists are gay, besides Rob Halford. Now I don't think he hangs out with Gaahl, but you get the point.

Jesus. Close friendships, even with fashion designers, do not make one gay. Anyways, I thought it was common knowledge that Gaahl adopted a teenage boy fairly recently, hence the lap-sitting.