Metal Reviews

When I say 'editorial', people better start lamenting if they know what's good for them.

You mean the readers?

Hey Zad, call the editoral 'Wipe The Flo', or something.

For the lulz.

"This album has more bells and whistles than a Bollywood wardrobe!"

lol that's a good one.

fuck cryptopsy! Why would they think it would be cool to bash on their old fanbase that has been with them for Years. When all the fuckin scene kids are gone what will they have left. Nothing. And all because they thought it would be cool to do a shitty album and shit on their old fans.




By the way that youtube video was funny as hell.

ULTIMATE LOL!!!

"...the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison"

"I told you not play keyboards for him"

Pure gold.

MWHAHA
http://www.globaldomination.se/lists/ma ... -cryptopsy
god i love global domination

"Many years ago, I put that little picture on my [Vampire Freaks] profile that says that ‘Every time you steal music, god kills a kitten…’ I WAS THAT F*CKING KITTEN, YOU, STUPID A*SHOLES DOWNLOADERS AND THERE IS NO GOD!!! "

best quote ever

On behalf of Quebec, I would like to apologize for Flo. I know its hard to forgive us a second time after Celine, but we still have Quo Vadis! And poutine.

Edit; Wow, the new Cryptopsy album has a 10% average on Metal Archives, with a highest review of 38%. Thats the worst I've ever seen, I think.

haha funny!:P

Reading her myspace page. She has the most piss-poor english ever.

How can she expect her album to sell when only 14 year old kids with no cash revenue like it? She acts as if nobody buying their records got her kicked out but how much money could her keyboard cost them to only play 15 seconds a song? Maybe it was all the condoms they had to buy to bang her which broke the bank. (Yeah I know people have already made the joke about her banging Flo but I still find it funny.)

What's Quo Vadis up to these days, anyway? I don't think I've heard anything by them for at least a couple years. The last one I think I picked up was the one they had Steve DiGiorgio on.

And you still have Gorguts (now reformed under Negativa)! Best band from Quebec... But Canadian metal overall is probably my favourite.

dun dun dundun-dundun......CANADIAN METAL!! *Darkthrone*

Unbelievably good.

yeah cryptopsy is now officially dead to me. I thought the style change was lame, but to totally disrespect the people who made you when your style change was obviously a money-grab is just wrong, and disrespectful to all of us.

I'm probably going to be flamed for this but I actually enjoyed the new Cryptopsy album, probably because I didn't go in expecting Cryptopsy. But yes some of the album is total rubbish but I did find a few songs I liked.

About Flo's attitude, well that is a bad thing and its going to harm the band in the long run.

I in fact found their previous effort Once was not to be far worse of course even this album had its shinning moments, but I've never enjoyed Lord Wurms vocal delivery and that hasn't quite changed ever.

But yes TUK is not an album that will make its name in the history of metal for good reasons. A black mark on the band if you will.