Metal Reviews

And they should be here:

I just came in here to say "Good Lord, The Number Twelve Looks Like You is a terrible, terrible band. It's almost as if you take every member of Dillinger and replace them with a 'tweenies scene kid who barely knows what they're doing but are held at gunpoint to play, you would have that band.

"They're awful, terrible, and probably one of my least favorite bands ever."

And that's all, really.

Indeed fucking terrible band.

Even for awful bands like Coal Chamber, they don't make me froth at the mouth when I hear them. One can say at least they try, they're just boring and act like stupid children who appeal to stupid children.

A truly awful band that really drives me up the wall though? The worst I've ever heard? An abomination of body, mind, spirit, though? Something that truly makes the entire musical world cringe with fear at its mere mention? This is really hard. Is there a band that bad?


50 Cent is probably the artist who has single-handedly pissed me off more than anything else in the music world just for how horrible and opposite of music everything he does is, but he's a hugely popular "musician".

I really want to take Fred Durst's shit-eating moron rapper wanna-be grin and put a cruise missile straight into it. The only part of Limp Bizkit I could respect in the slightest is Wes Borland, if only because Big Dumb Face was tolerable when I was a young teenager, and he talks about how ashamed he is to have ever been part of Limp Bizkit.

Within the metal genre? Probably In Flames. They're just absolutely boring melodeath with a following of idiot teenagers, and I can't even stand their original stuff. That said, though, they are nowhere near a bad band, and they don't belong in this list.

I've decided it's just too hard for me to dislike music outside of Fred Durst and 50 Cent enough to really make it anger me and want to rage over it. I just ignore it. Bad music is boring, but it doesn't anger me.

What a load of shit. I was an idiot teenager once but now I'm an idiot young adult.

Maybe try The Locust, they may be up your alley.

If you're implying that The Locust sucks, then you're a bigger douche than I had first thought.

The Locust is lozlrama.

I do think they're horrible and also I'm not too concerned about you thinking that I'm a douchebag, especially since all I've done is express my opinion.

I'd say they're right up there with Necro or Ill Bill in terms of worst music I've personally heard.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xY9TPTaN0Us
http://youtube.com/watch?v=daED2S9TmGM

it's like My Chemical Romance meets being retarded and unable to play their instruments

Well, you've obviously haven't heard much.

OMFG.
Strange it reminded me of this terrible "band" from Italy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YaMQDvVtV8I

I wouldn't describe that as terrible so much as unbelievably bland and inoffensive. Well, except for the vocals. Those made me want to stab pencils in my ears. (Although I want to know what "wale" means now...)

at least they can put on makeup properly

You know...it's harder than it looks. I've stopped poking fun at bands who wear eyeliner since I tried to put it on and failed.

yeah it's rough. when i tried i basically looked like i'd just finished working at a coal mine and had badly attempted to wash the grime off of my face

We should start a minercore band. I'm Welsh, so it'd be all authentic and shit.

yes yes yes mining ist krieg

I remember I borrowed some from a girl a couple years ago during Opposite Day at my school where men dress up as women and vice versa. I tried putting some eyeliner on and they said it looked like I just got beat up.

Called Coal Chamber?

*gets coat*

lol Coal Chamber pioneered Minercore.