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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:38 am 
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http://www.ubu.com/sound/komar.html
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A poll, written by Dave Soldier, was conducted on Dia's web site in Spring 1996. Approximately 500 visitor's took the survey. Dave Solder and Nina Mankin used the survey results to write music and lyrics for the Most Wanted and Most Unwanted songs.


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This survey confirms the hypothesis that today's popular music indeed provides an accurate estimate of the wishes of the vox populi. the most favored ensemble, determined from a rating by participants of their favorite instruments in combination, comprises a moderately sized group (three to ten instruments) consisting of guitar, piano, saxophone, bass, drums, violin, cello, synthesizer, with low male and female vocals singing in rock/r&b style. the favorite lyrics narrate a love story, and the favorite listening circumstance is at home. the only feature in lyric subjects that occurs in both most wanted and unwanted categories is "intellectual stimulation." Most participants desire music of moderate duration (approximately 5 minutes), moderate pitch range, moderate tempo, and moderate to loud volume, and display a profound dislike of the alternatives. If the survey provides an accurate analysis of these factors for the population, and assuming that the preference for each factor follows a Gaussian (i.e. bell-curve) distribution, the combination of these qualities, even to the point of sensory overload and stylistic discohesion, will result in a musical work that will be unavoidably and uncontrollably "liked" by 72 plus or minus 12% (standard deviation; Kolmogorov-Smirnov statistic) of listeners.

the most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. the most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. the most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commericals and elevator music. therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.

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Your pal, Dave Soldier
June 1997


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:49 am 
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the most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. the most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music


That sounds AWESOME.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:56 am 
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you can listen to it through the link D:


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The unwanted song reminds me of some Fantomas song, the operatic soprano rap accompanied by the bagpipe is awesome. The most wanted song is a piece of shit.


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Both songs suck very much, but they are still relatively 'inoffensive'.. Even though only 200 people (statistically) might be able to enjoy 'the most unwanted song' it still doesn't differ that much from some of the more sick mainstream club music. It's actually better than all that 'crazy frog' stuff for example. I think that most people would find Profanatica much harder to stomach.

The opera-rap sounds absolutely insane.

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the most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays


wtf :huh: :lol:


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Yay, it seems like saxophone solos are statistically one of people's favourite elements of music. Maybe I can make it to the top of the charts yet.


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Yay, it seems like saxophone solos are statistically one of people's favourite elements of music. Maybe I can make it to the top of the charts yet.


Yes! Best instrument ever if you ask me. But why is the accordion so unwanted, it's an amazing instrument.

Oh and I'd love to hear a concept album based on cowboys. The space opera has been done to death, give me some epic songs about cowboys.


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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha ! :lol:


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the most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition




lol wut? That's like my favorite style of music. BTBAM comes pretty close to that.


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EdgeOfForever wrote:
rio wrote:
Yay, it seems like saxophone solos are statistically one of people's favourite elements of music. Maybe I can make it to the top of the charts yet.


Yes! Best instrument ever if you ask me. But why is the accordion so unwanted, it's an amazing instrument.

Oh and I'd love to hear a concept album based on cowboys. The space opera has been done to death, give me some epic songs about cowboys.


Earth's Hex, Or Printing In The Infernal Method sound like cowboyz music. Not sure if it's a concept album, though.


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the most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition




lol wut? That's like my favorite style of music. BTBAM comes pretty close to that.

Yeah! That sounds like great music. The Most Unwated Music was one of the funniest things I've heard.


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the unwanted song made my day.


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The unwanted song has parts very unpleasant, but it's far better thant the crap of the wanted one.

In some parts it remembers me Nina Hagen on crack.


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LOL the opera rap was awesome. And the bagpipes were pretty damn rocking too! :dio:


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They both suck.


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They both suck.


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Opera rap about cowboys was utterly hilarious. :lol: Most unwanted song > Most wanted song.


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Wow, that sucked horribly. The most wanted song was listenable, but I felt like I was gonna throw up listening to that other shit.


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IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME

DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING.........AT WALMART!

The worst song is the best. :dio:


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Unwanted Song is awesome. Female operatic rapping over tubas and jazz.


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