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In no particular order:

1. Travel the world (especially America, Australia and Japan)
2. Go skydiving
3. Acid and heroin (not simultaneously)
4. Do guest vocals for Napalm Death, live or studio
5. A kid with a woman I love and who loves me
6. Write a book, record an album, or paint a picture that's generally accepted as Art.
7. Three/four/fivesome, depending
8. Win an election, something big and political. Mayor'll do.
9. Save someone's life
10. Shoot someone. Not necessarily fatally...

9 and 10 aren't that important, I'll replace them if I think of something better.

(Obviously not going for things like "have sex with ..." or "meet ..." because the list would be much longer and change too much)

in no specific order:

- go to new zealand
- see Benfica win the champion's league
- save someone's life
- start my own business
- record an album
- start a family
- try that japanese poison fish thing

i can't think of 3 more things, and either way looking at the list and at all the free time i have i really should get something done.

1. Kill the pope
2. Get a Nuclear Blast record deal
3. Heavy drugs
4. Sex orgy

smoke crack

TEN TIMES

dont really have any goals

1. Enter national team (perhaps this summer)
2. get a american collage scholarship (if I accomplish nr.1)
3. finish that same collage
4. become master in Oxford
6. get british certificate of nationality
7. live in London
8. learn to play guitar
9. DON'T arrested anymore
10. Get a job

now that's a list to do

In no particular order:

- bbw and bdsm
- get my own family with children etc
- get incredible huge mucles
- record a groundbreaking piece of music
- beat the living crap out of a guy who deserves it
- run naked down the street only wearing a cape, sword, and a viking helmet... uuargh!
- burn a church perhaps, or even two
- learn to speak properly
- gain power over my country and lead my country into war with Sweden. My ideology would be based on good ol' nordic gods, and then we will steal all swedish women - except for the really ugly and hairy ones.
- I want to die in style as the last thing I do! Be it in heathen battle or in nature. I would hate to die old and helpless in bed, get buried in a graveyard - that's not the way of pagan samurai ninja vikings like me.

OMG

1. Get laid

Sounds good. I'll borrow it.

Crack can be fun, be horribly addicting to the point where you'll keep doing it after the fun is gone. If you can stop after that, you win the game of life because you can do anything.

I'm not gonna admit anything, but let's say I know what i'm talking about.

Crack can kill istantly people with weak hearts.

Why can't we say 10 things to do while you're still alive? y'know, to be more positive. I need some time to think it over, I'll post up when I'm done.

That would mean the same thing and would be a horrible, unnecessary euphemism AND a pleonasm of sorts. I mean, can dead people do things? NO.

1. Finish my honours and go on to do a PhD
2. Get a certain philosopher in the UK to supervise said PhD
3. Open for My Dying Bride.
4. Bone bone BONE lots of hot people.
5. Write a book
6. Live in Japan
7. Try an array of hallucinogens when old and wrinkly.
8. Buy a plot of land in the mountains with goats, miniature pigs, chickens and fruit trees.
9. Train a chicken to walk on a leash
10. Jump off a cliff before my age takes it's toll and living gets too painful.

Hah! Nothing I say should be taken entirely seriously, mind.

1. Get a band
2. Major in music
3. Minor in art
4. Tour the world
5. Kick ass
6. Get laid
7. Go to Japan
8. Fill a swimming pool with chocolate pudding
9. Domesticate raccoons
10. Go out in a blaze of fucking glory

Fag.

1. Get a proper job
2. Independent record store ownership
3. Go scuba diving
4. Learn to play an instrument (yes I know I could do this whenever I want, kiss my baws)
5. Buy two identical really beautiful expensive cars - one to drive and one to smash to pieces with a golf club (in a public place)
6. Get a dog or cat
7. Visit some forgotten land like a rainforest or Antarctica

Uhhh...can I get back to you?

1. Finish this here college
2. Become a vagabond for a while
3. Work at awesome local record store
4. Write a book and/or comic book
5. Get all kinds of ripped
6. Become guitar master
7. Daft Punk concert
8. Punch a mirror (if done while in a fit of rage, even better)
9. Hallucinogens
10. Hallucinogens while watching Interstella 5555

Like this?

1. Become a pediatrician
2. Have 2 children and a hot husband
3. Travel to europe
4. Bone numerous attractive european men
5. See tons and tons of concerts
6. Become a rockstar
7. Have my own fragrance
8. Have a threesome
9. Get a better body
10. Model? haaa.

Why am I not in that list.