What's The Worst Band You Ever Heard To The Point

Thomas · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:57 pm

Dago wrote:

Saying it's the worst shit you ever listened though is not something i can believe though.

True, but it is the most boring band i have ever heard i think.

Adam · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:13 pm

metal_xxx wrote:

Dago wrote:

Saying it's the worst shit you ever listened though is not something i can believe though.

True, but it is the most boring band i have ever heard i think.

Lamb of God should not be anywhere near this thread full of shitty bands, but I guess you're entitled to your opinion, wrong as it is. :wink:

Thomas · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:19 pm

heh

There are alot of other bands which is far worse, and way more awful than LoG. But their sound, style or attitude is just bad IMO.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:38 pm

LOG... Nice acronym. I think I'll use it in future.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:39 pm

Atreyu. Srsly.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:34 pm

what the shittiest band i have ever heard is hard to say. It's easy to point out a band full of amateurs without any record deal that sucks. It's also easy to point out a professionel band who earn their living despite sucking cock in hell on a retarded monkey.

Being the good friend that I am I will point out this band :lol:

they play girly punk rock.. however they are a whole lot more "professionel" than when they started out only 3 ppl in the beginning.

http://www.myspace.com/mightymidgets

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:18 am

Adam wrote:

Thy Serpent wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

BLS are fucking awesome.

Oh yes.

Thirded, love BLS.

I can't stand Every Time I Die. I've only heard a couple songs of theirs, but they sounded like spazzoid monkeys. Then I saw them on Fuse, and they were about the merriest band of dorks I have ever seen, so that sealed it. A few others I can't stand, metal or pseudo-metal wise:

Bury Your Dead

As I Lay Dying

Avenged Sevenfold (hard to separate the music from the band in the case of these tools)

Coal Chamber (Dez is a giant douche, which doesn't bother me as much for Devildriver, probably cause the music sucks only 1/4 as much)

Korn

Oh, and they're not metal, but I would be remiss if I didn't express my supreme hatred for Puddle of Shit...ERRRR....Mudd.

In order:

A good place to start with BLS?

Every Time I Die are one of the better 'core groups that I've heard. They have this unhinged rock n'roll style, I suppose it's taste...

Weren't Bury Your Dead the ones that helped Sharon egg Maiden at Ozzfest that time? Bog-standard genericore.

Agreed with As I Lay, Avenged Sevenfold, and Coal Chamber. Dreadful shite, esp. the latter two.
Korn I have a soft spot for, not quite sure why.

I'm rather surprised Puddle Of Mudd has more than one song. Only heard that god-awful 'She Fucking Hates Me' one.

Adam · **Posted:** Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:00 pm

Zad wrote:

In order:

A good place to start with BLS?

Stronger Than Death

Zad wrote:

Every Time I Die are one of the better 'core groups that I've heard. They have this unhinged rock n'roll style, I suppose it's taste...

Yeah, I guess. They've always annoyed me, which is worse than boring me to tears.

Zad wrote:

Weren't Bury Your Dead the ones that helped Sharon egg Maiden at Ozzfest that time? Bog-standard genericore.

Yeah, I actually went to that Ozzfest in Indy to see Maiden. Bury Your Dead are about the most pretentious bunch of twats I've ever seen at a metal show.

Zad wrote:

Agreed with As I Lay, Avenged Sevenfold, and Coal Chamber. Dreadful shite, esp. the latter two.
Korn I have a soft spot for, not quite sure why.

I'm rather surprised Puddle Of Mudd has more than one song. Only heard that god-awful 'She Fucking Hates Me' one.

Well, consider yourself lucky you haven't heard the song with the constantly repeated line "I like the way you smack my ass". Pure poetry, if you're a half-brained pile of monkey shit.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:15 pm

Zad wrote:

In order:

A good place to start with BLS?

Sonic Brew!!!! For god's sake, if you get Stronger Than Death first, don't forget about Sonic Brew!

Adam · **Posted:** Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:36 pm

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

Zad wrote:

In order:

A good place to start with BLS?

Sonic Brew!!!! For god's sake, if you get Stronger Than Death first, don't forget about Sonic Brew!

Well, I like Stronger than Death best, but Sonic Brew is definitely a close second.

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

metal_xxx wrote:

Lamb of God is awful

Yeah, gotta agree with that. Haven't heard anything from them that justifies their existence.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:33 am

Thanks for the BLS suggestions, guys. And I love every single song that I've heard LoG do, including 'Redneck'.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:24 pm

Tokio Hotel. Without a shadow of doubt.

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:14 am

You know I hate BLS and LoG myself but there's a HELL of a lot worse music out there. I thought this was a worst music you've ever heard thread? It gets a lot worse than BLS and LoG.

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

First of all, BLS does suck.

Second of all, I don't keep track of the names of bands that I hear that I hate. Who does?

Thirdly, I expect music to suck. When a band that seems promising, but disappoints totally on every level, they are the worst of all.

Yeah BLS is some of the worst because they are so disappointing. There was all this hype. Everyone wearing their tacky logo on everything and then the complete feeling of being overwhelmed with mediocrity when one tries to listen to them.

When a no-name band is awful it's what you expect them to be anyway.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:24 pm

Adveser wrote:

metal_xxx wrote:

Lamb of God is awful

Yeah, gotta agree with that. Haven't heard anything from them that justifies their existence.

Black Label gets the hairs on the back of my neck to stand up.

Try Burn the Priest, it's intense.

Adam · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:58 pm

Adveser wrote:

First of all, BLS does suck, in my misguided opinion.

Second of all, I don't keep track of the names of bands that I hear that I hate. Who does, besides a lot of people?

Thirdly, I expect music to suck. When a band that seems promising, but disappoints totally on every level, they are the worst of all. I need a hug.

Yeah BLS is some of the worst because they are so disappointing to me. There was all this hype. Everyone, by that I mean drunk bikers and Hot Topic patrons, wearing their tacky logo on everything and then the complete feeling of being overwhelmed with mediocrity when I try to listen to them.

When a no-name band is awful it's what my miserable, pessimistic self expects them to be anyway.

Please check your work next time. I posted corrections to your post in red. Please go back and study Chapter 5, which explains in detail that your opinion is not the utmost authority on...well...anything. There will be a quiz Friday.

Sincerely,
Prof. Foruhmcommoncents

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

What is misguided about listening to a band and not liking them?

Why is there all this authoritarian opinion about metal. Only a fool would believe my opinion is the only one that matters, unless you happen to be adveser himself.

Adam · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:40 pm

Adveser wrote:

What is misguided about listening to a band and not liking them?

Why is there all this authoritarian opinion about metal. Only a fool would believe my opinion is the only one that matters, unless you happen to be adveser himself.

Dude, it was a joke. Calm down.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:40 am

Adveser wrote:

Why is there all this authoritarian opinion about metal.

Because METAL IS THE LAW

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