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hahaha!!!

That's a whole new realm of poor taste, and I love it!

what did the lobster do at the night club?

He pulled a muscle

Some girl just told me this one

whats red and sits in all 4 corners of the room?

a baby thats been playing with a chainsaw

edit: haha, she got loads of em!

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!

another dead baby joke:
what's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

oddly enough, it was also a girl that told me this one. women have no sense of humour, and when they do, this is what you get.

What sound does a baby make in the oven?



I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating.

So a woman is giving birth to a baby. The baby comes out feet first, which as we all know isn't quite good. But the doctor, he takes the baby and starts smashing it against the wall, over and over!

"Oh my God!" The woman screams. "You're killing my baby!"

The doctor replies: "The joke's on you, it was already dead."

Badabing badaboom!

hahahahhaha!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my Garage.



What's better than swinging a baby from a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

cop jokes....

how do cops hunt rabbits?
they hide in a bush and whistle like cabage

So I guess the morality police is OK with fucking dead baby jokes.


What if that dead baby is a black jew. Would it be OK then?

That's the problem with PC assholes, they think they have the right to pick and choose morality for everybody else., when it's a monstorously grey area to begin with.

It's well known that political correctness was made up by the right wing to make the left look stupid.

Eithier laugh at everything, or laugh at nothing at all. Trying to put rules and boundaries on humour is a big load of bullshit. As long as something's funny, who gives a fuck if some crybaby with an agenda gets offended.

Well it's always better to just avoid racist jokes. I am not against them by any means, but I hate people bitching about them so...

Even if it's a comedian like Jim Davidson, where the racist diatribe comes before the comedy?

That's not comedy. There's a difference between poking fun with a joke, and Micheal Richards screaming the N word.

A woman who's had a miscarriage would be offended by the dead baby jokes, but that doesn't mean they should not be told.

I'm as liberal as they come, but I can't stand this idea that people should be protected from being "offended." Being offended is like pornograpohy, it can't be defined.

Fair enough. I think in the case of the dead baby jokes, they're deliberately supposed to be as puerile and as offensive as possible. Therefore they're not offensive!

I suppose the world is an offensive place though. I watched the news today, and got so wound up that I had to have a nice hot bath to cool off (paradox?)

So are racist jokes, as it were.

And I completely agree with EI on this one. We live in too much of a victim culture- everybody is prepared to get offended at one thing or another, until everything but the most banal statements are allowed. "Don't use the word "barbarian" when talking about Germanic tribes- its offensive, call them "less technological people in comparison to the Romans with long hair who don't take baths". "Don't ever call anything in an anthropology report "primitive"- after all, clubs kind of require the same level of technological advancement as guns!" "Don't make jokes that could offend anyone- whether they're racist, sexist, or poke fun at things like teen pregnancy" (as I have heard people saying as they criticize Juno). Offense at this, offense at that, blaggity blaggity blah. It reached a ridiculous height when my professor of Roman history, when talking about Alexander the Great, was afraid to answer a question about whether or not he was Greek because he's had previous students raise a big uproar based on his answer. Silliness.

I won't post racist jokes if they really offend people that much. But I think, as someone who has experienced racism and knows what a horrible thing it is, that that only makes it all the more important to joke about. I also think that the posters on this board are intelligent enough to realize that the racist stereotypes embedded in most of these jokes are just that- stereotypes, and also that racist jokes can approach intelligence- as Monty Python's Life of Brian and South Park show. Hell, how is Monty Python's lampooning of Catholicism "Every Sperm is Sacred" and Anglicism in the conversation following the song (in The Meaning of Life movie, for all you uncultured sods out there) any worse than your average jew joke?

a jew with an erection runs into a wall. what happens?

he breaks his nose~~!!

now that's mean and the joke goes lik this: "how do you know when to commit suicide?.... when you run into a wall with erection and the first thing that touches the wall is nose"!