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heatseeker
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Haha. You're too good at this...

But keep 'em coming.
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hellraiser_xes
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Zad, you fuckin SOLD OUT!!! BITCH!!! He's a rapper now. I demand all his titles at MR, bullet belts, studs and his silly hair be stripped off him immediately.

And being English, you're entitled to a French execution.....behold...the mighty guilotine!!! But we're not gonna put your head through it, it's your dick!!! Just consider it a circumcission, Zad :P

Ken pushin 40? :blink: :wacko: :omfg:
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Seinfeld26
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Bummer, I didn't get to be in the rap. :sad:

But it was cool either way.
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Goat
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Seinfeld26 wrote:
Bummer, I didn't get to be in the rap. :sad:

But it was cool either way.


Seinfeld a Christian
He cooler than you
Seinfeld a Christian
Not a goddamn Jew

Seinfeld a Christian
He worship da Jesus man
Seinfeld a Christian
Part of God's master plan

Seinfeld a Christian
He tell you all the time
Seinfeld a Christian
He say "it so sublime"

Seinfeld a Christian
Woop dang dang dalloo
Seinfeld a Christian
What, he didn't tell you?!

Seinfeld a Christian
On Sunday that man go to pray
Seinfeld a Christian
Listen to Christian metal all day

Seinfeld a Christian
He never stop tellin' you
Seinfeld a Christian
He hope to convert a Jew

Or two.
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VinnieVincentInvaded
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:lol: Thread of the year.
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Seinfeld26
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:38 pm 
Zad wrote:
Seinfeld26 wrote:
Bummer, I didn't get to be in the rap. :sad:

But it was cool either way.


Seinfeld a Christian
He cooler than you
Seinfeld a Christian
Not a goddamn Jew

Seinfeld a Christian
He worship da Jesus man
Seinfeld a Christian
Part of God's master plan

Seinfeld a Christian
He tell you all the time
Seinfeld a Christian
He say "it so sublime"

Seinfeld a Christian
Woop dang dang dalloo
Seinfeld a Christian
What, he didn't tell you?!

Seinfeld a Christian
On Sunday that man go to pray
Seinfeld a Christian
Listen to Christian metal all day

Seinfeld a Christian
He never stop tellin' you
Seinfeld a Christian
He hope to convert a Jew

Or two.


:D :D :D :D :D

Thanks Zad.

Now church is where I hope to see you all this Sunday
Otherwise, the devil'll come and take you all away

Yes, I know that was lame.
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hellraiser_xes
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Damn, I never knew you Brits EVER had a great sense of humour!! You're fuckin good, Zad. Are you signed to any label yet?
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EdgeOfForever
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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Damn, I never knew you Brits EVER had a great sense of humour!! You're fuckin good, Zad. Are you signed to any label yet?


Hah, you haven't seen many British movies or tv-shows have you? ;)
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Thy Serpent
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EdgeOfForever wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Damn, I never knew you Brits EVER had a great sense of humour!! You're fuckin good, Zad. Are you signed to any label yet?


Hah, you haven't seen many British movies or tv-shows have you? ;)


I haven't seen many too. But, Mind Your Language is one of my all time fav comedies. Any suggestions?
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Goat
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Thy Serpent wrote:
EdgeOfForever wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Damn, I never knew you Brits EVER had a great sense of humour!! You're fuckin good, Zad. Are you signed to any label yet?


Hah, you haven't seen many British movies or tv-shows have you? ;)


I haven't seen many too. But, Mind Your Language is one of my all time fav comedies. Any suggestions?


http://www.metalreviews.com/phpBB2/view ... 909#221909
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hellraiser_xes
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EdgeOfForever wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Damn, I never knew you Brits EVER had a great sense of humour!! You're fuckin good, Zad. Are you signed to any label yet?


Hah, you haven't seen many British movies or tv-shows have you? ;)


Actually I have, a lot!! Mind Your Language is my favourite as well.

I was just referring to Russell Peters comments' on the English being boring people.

More of Russell's insults on the English

- Ah, splendid!! Jolly good!! I think I'm arriving!!!! (on English men having sex)

- I'm from Inggelaand!! *stands on his toes and gives a weird wink (on English men when asked where they come from)

Can't remember the rest. :P
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Goat
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Bored at work. More? Yes/No

Deel33t as appro-pryhate.
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Antonakis
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No man, no...

if you're feeling inspired though you can try to write your thoughts as black metal lyrics. Maybe that'd be more interesting to read.
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Mintrude
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Eh, why not. Or update Tales Of Latt'm Land for the first time in ages.
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Goat
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Eh, why not. Or update Tales Of Latt'm Land for the first time in ages.


Now that I should do. The lack of feedback's not very encouraging, though, and I need to think of some zany new direction to take it in...
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The Evil Dead
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You've got nothing on Souljah Boy.
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