Metal Reviews

PostForum: Heavy, Prog, Power & True Metal Warriors Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:08 am Subject: RECENT PURCHASES
King's X - Black Like Sunday
King's X - Ogre Tones
Tabor, Ty - Rock Garden
Tabor, Ty - Safety

I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH LITTLE BOYZ IN DA HOOD!



PostForum: Death, Black and Thrash Lich Lords Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:07 am Subject: Do You Think Metallica Can Make A Comeback?
Metaica sux until black album. N' St. Anga be da bandz best albmu.



PostForum: General Music Discussion Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:59 pm
Subject: Dumbest Comments About Metal Music?
Youze needz 2 listenz 2 limp bizkit n' nu-Metlica. Cuz doze be da baddest mudafuckin' bandz in da 'hood. Bhemoth n' Niigthwihs be shitty honkey muzik.



PostForum: Death, Black and Thrash Lich Lords Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:57 pm Subject: Hit or Miss: Testament - Demonic
Why iz youze honkeyz listn'n 2 dat shit? Youze shouldz listenz 2 Limp Bizkit n' Kowrn insted. Limp Bizkit be da heaviest band in da hood. N' Tesamnet be pussy musik.
Topic: Anybody else tired of...
Nu-Metal Nigga



PostForum: Helheim Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:56 pm Subject: Anybody else tired of...
Ize livez off burgurz n' friez 'n coke, cuz Ize healty!!!!1111




Well there's the posts, now try and work out who's alternate account it is!

There's a prize for the forumite who first guesses correctly! No mods.

Incorrect guesses already: -

TheOctavarious
AfroLint
Me ( )

Edit: Oh, one guess per forumite in this thread. Once three other people have tried, you can have another go.

NUDLZ?

Nope.

Kaatharian

I edited that one.

Oh ok lol. Oops.

I vote for Seinfeld!!!!!!

(lol jokes i edited it after he confessed)

So, what was your original guess?

By the way, I'm not at all a racist. I just remember how, a few years ago, there was a troll in the Encyclopedia Metallica boards called "Nu-Metal Nigga." I thought he was funny (especially being from the Detroit area, where that Gangsta Culture is quite fashionable), so I decided to do my own little joke-posting here. As Zad pointed out, it gives the board some (pun not intended) color.

noodles lol

wtf sasheron already got told it wasn't me :X

Husker

Oh lol. >_<

>.<

Zad,

Just out of curiosity, what would the prize have been for guessing correctly?

oh wait, NUDLZ was noodles? LOL i totally missed that

I couldn't guess that. Since I was half correct in saying I suspected it was a former or regular poster, I should be getting something shouldn't I? And yes, what would the price be had someone guessed correctly?

I have a few fairly recent promos kicking around, might've sent one or two of them out...

Of course, I wouldn't really, since they belong to the labels concerned, and THAT WOULD BE AGAINST THE RULES. But there'd still have been something in the post...

...don't we already know that it was Seinfeld?

We might as well just never bring up my troll again. I was going to do a "Funny or Not Funny: Nu-Metal African American" poll, but I'd probably just be beating a dead horse if I did.