Metal Reviews

I was watching the Spurs-Nuggets NBA playoffs game today and they started playing Metropolis, Pt. 1 in the background, at the arena...I couldn't believe it

And the Suns won today...oh yeah.

I'm sad because now I've heard all of Nomeansno's discography except One. I hope they don't take another 6 years to release a new album :(

For the last couple of days I've been a little concerned. On saturday I ate a whole pizza and a huge lasagne. But on sunday I hadn't taken a dump yet. And this morning I hadn't felt the need to drop one either. Yet this afternoon I was in the uni library when I felt like I needed to give birth to a bouncing baby brown. So I went into the gents and dropped the most hilariously massive bog imaginable. It was an event unto itself. Enormous, even. Problem was that it was also very bouyant, and after I flushed it the main mothership still remained. I flushed again and still it bobbed there like a u-boat. After the third time it broke in half but still stayed there. I considered leaving a note that said "Hiiiiiiideeee ho!", but instead I had to wait until no-one was around then leg it out of there. Luckily nobody saw me leave the cubicle, so I have avoided people pointing and whispering, "That's the guy. The one with the giant poo." When I was walking down to the bus stop I couldn't stop giggling to myself.

Aside from that, I exchanged Gods of War for Trail of Tears' Existentia. When I took Manowar up to the counter I said, "Look, I bought this last week and it's just terrible." The guy looked at the cover and gave a knowing nod and laugh.

Tlaloc, you crack me up

i haven't done anything special lately, toilet-wise, but i had a period about a a month ago where i'd always leave one single massive turd, so big it would stick out of the water, yet malleable enough to go down with one flush.

i also have an excellent story about trying to use firewood and detergent (among other thngs) to unclog a toilet....

Just in case anybody was wondering where the hell I am (not that I think anybody actually noticed I was away from the forum for about 4 weeks) then I'll make a quick summary of it. Start of April I came to greece for easter, had a week of fun, then completely ruptured my achille's tendon (yeah like Achilles, I should have known there was a catch when I found out I was immortal), underwent surgery and now I'm still at my parents home unable to move much and waiting for the amazing healing powers of the human body combined with modern medicine to do their job. I suppose I'll start visiting the forums often again around early May. So that's it, I hope all of you are well and fucked up as always!

PS. Btw, if anybody wanna tell me anything send a pm since I don't check in here often as I mentioned earlier.

I think it's it quite fitting that you ruptured your Achilles' tendon after a trip to Greece

mintrude ru a black

As in a black guy? nope.

So today in history class, my friend Khia goes to me and she's like

"So you and Brenton have been dating a while, right?"
"yep, almost a year coming up"
"so you guys have obviously had sex"
"...nope, still a proud member of the V-club"
"wow, are you guys EVER going to?"

this makes me EXTREMELY ANGRY.
this is what's wrong with society.
Like, what the hell. I'm EXPECTED to have had sex, at sixteen.
the hell is this.

Duh.. If you haven't had sex by 13, you're a looooooser.

Fingers count!

I thought lines like she said we're only in cheesy "teenager" shows like Degrassi.

osht, masturbation counts?!

No, THIS is what's wrong with society.

If you lost your virginity tomorrow you would feel exactly the same as today. You won't feel all grown up or "in" or anything like that. What you might feel is something like, "Oh, so that's it, eh? Hope I gave it to the right person."

Don't be pressured because it aint worth rushing into. Personally I think 16 is too young, because losing your Vs to me marks the start of being an adult. And I would delay being an adult as long as possible.

Peer pressure sucks, it made me do one of the stupider things in my life

so do the obvious solution and choose the opposite of what yr friends expect/say you shuold do!!!

I had sex when I was fourteen... with my wife.


BTW, I'm 22 now.

aha. I don't feel like I'm being peer pressured.

Especially coming from Khia...

I just think it's ridiculous that she'd say something, as if "every sixteen year old is doing it"

well, maybe it is peer pressure.
I've never witnessed it before, haha.
As I don't drink, nor smoke etc.

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ness: srsly? 14? wtf.

I hope I have a daughter like you.

Yeah, we were only 14. We thought we were so mature and ready. Now that we're older and married we look back and think it's cute (Not really). But, could you imagin if she got pregnant and we weren't together? OMFG!!!

SO young.
holy.

There's this girl in gr.10 who's pregnant, and it makes me crazy. Like, she brought it upon herself. And now I heard that her and her boyfriend WANTED to get pregnant. Riiiiight...